Preparing To Be Nude

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:30 pm

HA! to quote wiki: "ÎºÏ…Î½Î¿Î´ÎµÏƒÎ¼Î·, literally a "dog leash" heheheh

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:57 am

I guess It would flop around too much when running.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:11 am

I've never had that problem.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:03 pm

yer just being modest...however for those in need there are ways to improve the deck: jeff foxworthys redneck deck discussion snort!

transgirl · Post by **transgirl** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:21 pm

I plan on purging alternating with starving about 4 months in advance. That's how I'll prepare.

One day's looking around, and you may realize that's probably what most people did to prepare too.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:44 pm

Woohoo going to a nudist camp for the next two weekends. We'll see if I am brave enough to remove my loin-cloth.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:10 pm

I like to tan a little so my white as snow ass doesn't turn red

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:48 pm

The great thing about being naked instead of nude is it's not a performance, it's just being yourself and the only prep is taking off your cloths. Try it sometime.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:59 am

hahahaaa
...and at burningman, YOU are the only one who notices your nude!

You can sit in your tent/trailer/camper/rv debating wether or not to take your clothes off, sit in there for 15 minutes with this self absorbed arguement, finally get your clothes all off and your spf all on.
Walk out the doorway and your really the only one who notices your naked!

really!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:16 am

You guys are crazy. I would never go nude at burning man!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:12 am

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:54 am

Box Burner wrote:You guys are crazy. I would never go nude at burning man!

We have been informed to the contrary and have the pictures to prove it, greenboy!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:32 pm

Naked is just another physical appearance, like wearing a different outfit/costume. Naked is just the simpliest thing to wear

Walking out to the unknown/deep playa last year, got caught in a wind storm. Felt like one of those "Fuck it- smoke em' if you got em'" moments and stripped down and put my clothes in my pack. The wind died down, nobody cared, and it was fantastic

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:20 pm

nothing wrong with nude. I presented my wiener for beer at wiener camp, and realized that I was the only one sporting shorts - so off they came, i got more beer as well.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:56 pm

Everybody get nekkid!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:00 pm

me first!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:46 am

mdmf007 wrote:nothing wrong with nude. I presented my wiener for beer at wiener camp, and realized that I was the only one sporting shorts - so off they came, i got more beer as well.

That's funny

I was weaving back to camp in the dark in 04'. Stumbled upon what appeared to be a Frat/Weekender's Only Camp. I just wanted to know the location to get my bearings straight. One of the guys joked with guy and girlfriends to show my dick to make sure I wasn't a cop. I whipped it out just as quick, no more laughs and got a street marker. Thank you- I'll be appearing all week...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:02 am

CLARKcon wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:nothing wrong with nude. I presented my wiener for beer at wiener camp, and realized that I was the only one sporting shorts - so off they came, i got more beer as well.
That's funny I was weaving back to camp in the dark in 04'. Stumbled upon what appeared to be a Frat/Weekender's Only Camp. I just wanted to know the location to get my bearings straight. One of the guys joked with guy and girlfriends to show my dick to make sure I wasn't a cop. I whipped it out just as quick, no more laughs and got a street marker. Thank you- I'll be appearing all week...

Hahahah

Note to self : I really need to hang out some with Clark this year.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:10 am

Yeah, yeah ya do Mozy! I remember meeting for a bit in 06' (wish would have spent more time at EBC, but then again, our truck broke down and had to get a rental in Twin Falls, ID) Stayed Monday & Tuesday in a BFE motel in Jackpot, NV- I remember staring at the sidewalk, b l a n k.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:22 am

CLARKcon wrote:Yeah, yeah ya do Mozy! I remember meeting for a bit in 06' (wish would have spent more time at EBC, but then again, our truck broke down and had to get a rental in Twin Falls, ID) Stayed Monday & Tuesday in a BFE motel in Jackpot, NV- I remember staring at the sidewalk, b l a n k.

I have spent many nights in those hotels working fires in the area.
Bartons, Cactus Petes are my favorites.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:06 pm

Tell us more about your career as a call girl, 007.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Tell us more about your career as a call girl, 007.

Okay, I actually saw the "fires" part in your post after I wrote and before I posted. Just thought I'd post anyway to prove what an ass I can be.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:11 pm

You kidding - if i could hump for money id be in heaven. Can you think of a better way to work out, make a buck, and socialize?

Id be a jiggalo though as I have franks and beans.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:34 am

yeah, but the gender crossing is what makes it funny. And gigalo is spelled with a g. do italians even use Js?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:48 pm

I'd never sell my body for cash! Now gifting on the other hand (a pack of smokes, two beers, a clean pair of socks in the dust, etc.) well, something might be arranged

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:54 pm

Theres always this princess - courtesy google images

Vampira · Post by **Vampira** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:53 pm

ZaphodBurner;
If you're REALLY festively plump, choose bright red or purple. Once the paint dries a little you could roll around on the playa until you're covered in white powder. Then if somebody says "You're fat" you can scrape off the dust, reveal your bright red center and say "NO ASSHOLE! I'M A JELLY DONUT!" [quote]

In my head & heart I wish I could do that!
Bad self body images are a disease, but it's a contagious one.
symptom include TV.
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Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:27 pm

Vampira wrote: if somebody says "You're fat" you can scrape off the dust, reveal your bright red center and say "NO ASSHOLE! I'M A JELLY DONUT!"

What if you DO have an asshole?

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:21 am

a donut hole

Vampira · Post by **Vampira** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:20 pm

I guess whomever would have to find away to have jelly oozing out.
*S*