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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:37 pm

Wow, the Fuck thread worked magic for RobbiDobbs, maybe I ought to give it a try.
Hey, company N, why the fuck are you stringing me along like this? When you wanted me three years ago you came begging. Now that I want you you're being fucking coy. Stoppit! I'm not asking for a raise, just the job you said would be waiting for me while that other business got taken care of. Fuckin return my calls, wouldja? I can't make a living on the piecework crumbs you throw my way. Fuckers!
y'rs truly &c.
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Post by ibdave » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:21 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Wow, the Fuck thread worked magic for RobbiDobbs, maybe I ought to give it a try.
Hey, company N, why the fuck are you stringing me along like this? When you wanted me three years ago you came begging. Now that I want you you're being fucking coy. Stoppit! I'm not asking for a raise, just the job you said would be waiting for me while that other business got taken care of. Fuckin return my calls, wouldja? I can't make a living on the piecework crumbs you throw my way. Fuckers!
y'rs truly &c.
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Hope it FUCKING works Bin.......
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Post by mojo » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:13 pm

Fucking Fuck. Yeah fucking way to go Robbidobbs!

I remember first meeting you years ago over at Camp Impending Doom with the Indiana kids. You were the first person to show me what to do with a fucking piece of muslin.

I have adopted a very effective yet simple method of dealing with such as those who have caused you grief. I will give you this secret new mantra, which is guaranteed to lift your spirits and put things in perspective..... Say it over and over to yourself, sometimes softly, other times with vigor. Then say it in the bar - the more inebriated you are, the better. Here it is:

FUCK 'EM

You are always welcome in my camp and you can talk shit all you want.

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:19 pm

the full mantra would be
FUCK 'EM fucking fuckers

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Post by mojo » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:58 pm

MozyBonz wrote:the full mantra would be
FUCK 'EM fucking fuckers
And so it is....as a lowly grasshopper, I bow to the Honorable Mantra Master Mozy.

We should all join in the mantra, holding hands across the streets and blocks, across the towns and cities (wait, haven't I done this once before?...must be deja vu) - all together now....

FUCK 'EM FUCKING FUCKERRRRS,
FUCK 'EM FUCKING FUCKERRRRS,

(continued ad naseum)

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:42 pm

ibdave wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Wow, the Fuck thread worked magic for RobbiDobbs, maybe I ought to give it a try.
Hey, company N, why the fuck are you stringing me along like this? When you wanted me three years ago you came begging. Now that I want you you're being fucking coy. Stoppit! I'm not asking for a raise, just the job you said would be waiting for me while that other business got taken care of. Fuckin return my calls, wouldja? I can't make a living on the piecework crumbs you throw my way. Fuckers!
y'rs truly &c.
BN
Hope it FUCKING works Bin.......
Well, it kinda worked: I think I may have been spinning in the wrong direction while reciting the incantation because I did hear from the company - Accounts Payable e-mailed to say that they got but failed to process my last invoice and would it be ok if they did it with the next batch in two weeks. Yeah, sure. Fucking fuckers!
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Post by robbidobbs » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:13 pm

Excellent mantra work Bin.
Now I'm wondering if it would give some oomf if you put underwear on your head and then recited the mantra.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:24 pm

Well, you should send him a pair of fucking panties with your special mojo on it, shouldn't you Robbidobbs. Maybe we all should.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, you should send him a pair of fucking panties with your special mojo on it, shouldn't you Robbidobbs. Maybe we all should.
:oops: :oops:
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:40 am

Can't believe I've never posted on this thread or, until yesterday, was even inclined to look at it.

But a very special person turned me on to it, and to her I say THANK YOU! Robbi, great work lady! You know you are loved and to those asshats who give you a ration of shit (pardon the pun), fuck 'em.

You are now free to go about your day. And to those who care, Bay To Breakers is only 44 days away, fuck yeah!

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Post by the fire elf » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:45 am

fuck the dirge... strong enough spirits walk

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Post by Kinetik V » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:19 am

FUCK YES!!!

This thread has been full of bad news long enough...how about some good news!

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking ... 60991.html

Liens issued against Westboro Baptist Church
BALTIMORE | A federal judge has issued liens against a fundamentalist Kansas church and ordered two of its members to post cash bonds while they appeal a $5 million judgment resulting from the church’s protest at a military funeral.

The Westboro Baptist Church has filed a motion seeking to stay last November’s verdict, in which a jury found that the Topeka-based church intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon Albert Snyder of York, Pa. Snyder’s son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew A. Snyder, 20, was killed in Iraq in March 2006.

The church frequently pickets military funerals, arguing that the deaths of U.S. troops overseas are part of God’s punishment for the nation’s tolerance of homosexuality. Since the verdict, the church has protested at other high-profile funerals in the Baltimore area, claiming that “God hates Baltimore.â€
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Post by pinemom » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:30 am

KV Thank you!

Those fuckers have been really up our ass here in Reno!
"god Hates Reno"
Fuck them and the horse they rode in on!

They picketed a military funeral here, they picketed at Bri'anna's Wake!

They actually sadi something to the tune of God Hates Reno police, thats why they couldnt find her in time...
"that is she is found dead, it would be the "god hated polices'" fault.

Because God hates Reno.....Whatever! I dont like your God either....especially because apparently ya found him to begin with up someones A-hole!

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Post by mojo » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:27 am

That's fucking good news. I hope Brianna's parents sue them too. I actually still own a sign that says "GOD REALLY HATES PHELPS".

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Post by AntiM » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:04 pm

Fuck, I just want to pound my head against the wall. Yes, evolution is a theory, all of fucking science is a theory even gravity and I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Floor, and no, fucking Creation Science is not a fucking science at all, fuck, our public school system may be crippled but it isn't fucking dead, didn't you ignorant fucks pay attention in science class? I didn't even fucking graduate and I know more science that ignorant savages.

Fuck, I feel better now.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:25 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck, I just want to pound my head against the wall. Yes, evolution is a theory, all of fucking science is a theory even gravity and I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Floor, and no, fucking Creation Science is not a fucking science at all, fuck, our public school system may be crippled but it isn't fucking dead, didn't you ignorant fucks pay attention in science class? I didn't even fucking graduate and I know more science that ignorant savages.

Fuck, I feel better now.
Fucking school board meeting?
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Post by AntiM » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:17 pm

Fuck no, just casual internet chatty conversation with people I don't care to antagonize because they're too fucking dim to get it. Eplaya is my fucking refuge, there's plenty of pig-headed wrongness and petty BS here, but at least it is up front and fairly intelligent pig-headedness and petty BS.

Fuck.

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:52 am

Glad you like this muthafuckin place M. It is a refuge for me too.
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Post by mdmf007 » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:14 am

Get this -

So i am sitting on the couch and decide to back up the data on my laptop as its been a while. getting up i drop that fucker to the hardwood and break it.

Bye bye laptop - go figure.

Fuck.

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:20 am

next time might I suggest a harness from some fucking sex shop to secure your laptop?
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Post by AntiM » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:35 am

You should see the fucking bracket mylarry has in the truck to hold his fucking laptop. Fucker is solid!

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:46 pm

Fucking Mortgage meltdown...............

It's affecting too many people that I know and Love........FUCK!!!!
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Dwell on this my friends.....Obama's director of finance is Penny Priztker, of the Hyatt Hotel chain and recently failed Superior Bank of Chicago. She was one of the early proponents of sub-prime lending and certainly participated in it as an investment banker. Her brother has a similar position in Hillary's campaign. Now tell me when it comes to putting the brakes on this rapist banking system, how apt our two Dem candidates will be to really "change" things in this financial cesspool? Oh and fuck derivatives.
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Post by ragabashpup » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:53 pm

I would like to just say FUCK to finding out that someone you were close too died 11 months ago. That's what fucking happens when you grow up and move away from home and lose contact with people who were like fucking family to you. Sorry I know this isnt the loss thread but I just needed to say Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. :cry:

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Post by plowman » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:16 pm

I know how the FUCK you feel.
It fucken happened to me Twice.
It's FUCKED UP!!!

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Post by ibdave » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:16 pm

Fucking Sorry Raga...Fuck
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Post by ragabashpup » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:19 pm

thank you..i should just fucking learn not to talk to people..fuck its bad news everytime i get a call or fucking email from home.

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Post by thirt33n » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:42 pm

phuque...
blow.

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Post by CLARKcon » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:40 am

ragabashpup---I'm really fucking sorry to hear that :( Last time was an older artist friend who got me connected into the art scene here in town, passed of mesothelioma (and once again, FUCK CANCER!!!!!!!
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Post by pinemom » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:30 am

FUCK CANCER!
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