Trade in your oven mitt for a chance at a free BM08 ticket

Major Mallet · Post by **Major Mallet** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:56 am

If you have an oven mitt or two (or 300) that you are willing to part with, you MIGHT just win yourself a ticket to Burning Man 08. Hereâ€™s the deal: Martini Steve, Killbuck and I are looking for oven mitts to adorn our â€œShrine to the Oven Mittâ€

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:35 am

....fuck that. i know what you're trying to do.
you're trying to pry everyone away from their over mitts so we will all burn our hands and in turn not be able to defend ourselves from the Dastardly Dutch Oven Attack.

fuck that.

Major Mallet · Post by **Major Mallet** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:15 pm

Damn it, Thirt33n, how did you discover our nefarious plans so quickly? I will have to notify Central Command immediately about this security breach.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:11 pm

Those Duplicitious Ovens told me they were mixing up Dutch Treats! With Dutch Courage!

Flemmings!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:45 pm

Did you here that, "Itzbeyond1ziz"? Here's your chance! Get knittin'!

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:25 pm

Knit a mitt? Shit!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:43 am

beware.......the mitt from hell* is coming your way....you have been warned.

(hell* is rochester ny of course.....)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:45 pm

Does this count as an oven mitt ?

Major Mallet · Post by **Major Mallet** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:20 pm

OneEye - Oh yes, that counts. Not the classic mitt style we have all come to know and love all these many years but still an oven mitt. Yup - send her in.

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 pm

You were probably aware of this already, but many dollar stores carry oven mitts in their housewares section. Hope it helps!

DB

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat May 31, 2008 12:25 am

Major Mallet wrote:OneEye - Oh yes, that counts. Not the classic mitt style we have all come to know and love all these many years but still an oven mitt. Yup - send her in.

No chance Mmallet !!!

I love me ove glove.

We will send some mitts , though..........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:40 am

You'll have my oven mitt...

... when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:04 pm

Only ONE MORE week (plus one day) to get your oven mitts entered into the raffle!

Odds of winning are still very good! Yes, that means I need a lot more mitts!

Martini Steve
May the Mitt be with You!!!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:02 pm

And the winner is...
I can't tell you, I need confirmation back...
Sorry!

However, it isn't too late to send in Mitts to add to the Shrine. If a zillion come in, well, room will be made. Every Mitt will get its chance.

Martini Steve
Major Mallet

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:15 pm

And the winner is!

Burnbaby

More Mitts will gladly be accepted between now and the playa.
Also, there will be empty spots available on the Shrine at Burning Man if you want to brings Mitts and attach them yourself.

Martini Steve
Major Mallet

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:49 pm

Thanks Steve!

I think I owe you a martini.
Vodka or gin? Do you like it dirty?

burnbaby

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:02 pm

**burn** wrote:Thanks Steve!

I think I owe you a martini.
Vodka or gin? Do you like it dirty?

burnbaby

Wodka or Gin, with only a tiny amount of vermouth. No Olive.

But my favorite?

2 parts Van Gogh Dutch Chocolate Vodka
1 part Van Gogh Chocolate Liquior
Lightly shaken in a chilled martini glass

Martini Steve

Major Mallet · Post by **Major Mallet** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:51 pm

HAZAAH! Burnbaby got the free ticket. The officers and troopers of the Long Range Desert Group salute you!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:04 am

Can I trade in a slightly used herring?