Why is Zsu Zsu Crying?

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Why is Zsu Zsu Crying?

Christmas was a dissapointment
0
No votes
Christmas was a dissapointment
0
No votes
Your gift was not expensive or hard to acquire
3
5%
Your gift was not expensive or hard to acquire
3
5%
Her Burning Man grant proposal was rejectected
1
2%
Her Burning Man grant proposal was rejectected
1
2%
She is utterly alone
3
5%
She is utterly alone
3
5%
Fuck Zsu Zsu
9
15%
Fuck Zsu Zsu
9
15%
YOU should KNOW why!
15
24%
YOU should KNOW why!
15
24%
 
Total votes: 62

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Post by erri2000 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:10 pm

--Alison Kitty and A Thumper walk into see Zsu Zsu

Zsu Zsu oh you mock me as I turn my back.
Your beauty is only a mirror.
I am not looking at you Zsu Zsu.
I am looking at myself.
You may thought you where my master
But know I see,
You where only holding the mirror.
Reflecting Me.

If Zsu Zsu cries it is becuase Zsu Zsu makes Zsu Zsu cry.
You are not crying Zsu Zsu and I see that now.
You are laughing at me from behind the mirror.
But the longer I stay away from you,
The easier it gets.

But you will always be in my head.
A bitter sweet dream that will always haunt me.
Oh Zsu Zsu Poor Zsu Zsu Goodbye.

And I am taking feelth with me. I am not going to wait for your answer.

You are a stinky bitch, I love you!

It looks like kitty likes you Zsu Zsu.
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--Kitten rolls up in Zsu Zsus lap and purrs--
--Exit A Thump and Feelth on to more misfortune no Doubt.--
It is alot like sex,
Some people just don't get it

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Post by Z Spy » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:28 pm

.....the new French President, that fucking moron Nicolas Sarkozy remarried and he didn't even consider me.............bastard!!!
Please Sir, I have had enough playa dust with my Tang!

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:42 pm

Finally! I was growing weary of his affections. Stupeed maaaaan!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu
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Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Cocktail Party & Fundrai

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:59 am

Join the Zsu Zsu tribe at http://tribes.tribe.net/zsu_zsu and invite your friends to support a silly and serious art installation. Together, we'll bring the worst crybaby drama queen ever to Burning Man 2008! Check her out at the project website: www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm .

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Painting by Killbuck

At this event we can get together online all at once and...

* Talk to Zsu Zsu online and on Skype. Kiss her ass and pay her compliments
* Official release of "The Zsu Zsu Song" with free mp3 download
* Play the Zsu Zsu drinking game
* Meet the crew and get to know the artists
* Support the art installation with a Paypal donation (billed to a credit card)
* Order Zsu Zsu swag with proceeds going to the project

Zsu Zsu says:

"What is all of theez noise and bother about ze stupeed art for Burneeng Man thees year? Some eediots want to throw a party for me? On Valentine's Day? Very well. They will be lucky if I attend, feelthy bare-nares!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"


When you finally meet up with your lover, drunk for Valentine's dinner, they will say "I knew it! You've been with HER, haven't you?!".

Free download at www.skype.com, then add Skype username: misterjellyfish and join the party call.
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Happy Mother's Day, Zsu Zsu

Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri May 09, 2008 6:43 am

Zsu Zsu is enraged at all the attention being focused on other females this Sunday just because they have children.

“…And what of me? Where are my geefts and devotion? Eet eez so unfair! Feelthy Mothers! I want a baby… no I don’t. Feelth would become jealous. Fuck your mothers!".

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Post by Queue » Fri May 09, 2008 8:49 am

Oh Zsu Zsu you delicate flower do not be jealous
Dry your eyes

Your gifts come in the form of seeing all the children honoring their mothers in a day of thanks for all they have sacrificed.

I can remember my mother giving up so much for her children.
Think of all things your mother has given up for you.
Think of all the love she tired to force on you as you squirmed away.

They really don’t ask that much in return.

I bet a phone call would be nice or a handwritten card. I am going to put an order in for world peace.

And for you my Zsu Zsu, my precious one, so delicate, if you truly need a gift, I will put the moon in the night sky and the sun will rise at dawn to shine down on your beauty.

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Post by d6 » Fri May 09, 2008 10:04 am

I will not wax nostalgic on yet another self-absorbed "burner", and having already seen the true ass of zsu-zsu, i will continually hit the "-uck you zsu-x2" voter option.
At least this is one election when the vote actually counts, and being it is "the American Dream", I do offer up a semi-heartfelt congratulations to the Zsux2 crew for voting irony.

Other than that, I will burn that bitches trailer to the ground the first chance I get, all the while screaming "where's my order of freedom fries"

Feelth will be re-located via the great U.S. Ferret Rescue prior to any flames reaching the heart-shaped box housing the heartless wench....

d6,
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your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri May 09, 2008 10:24 am

d6. Do you need cohorts?
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by d6 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:25 pm

i see that you already catch and release thrift store books, a similar activity to our version of "re-stocking the school libraries", so in that we are already cohorts!,
as to the demise of zsu-x2, the more the merrier!

d6,
blows
your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri May 09, 2008 7:27 pm

Zsu Zsu, upon her first breast feeding with her doting mother, spoke her first words:

"You call zat meelk? Eet is practically room temperature!"
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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri May 09, 2008 8:38 pm

Eh. Peh.
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