Whakin' Hut

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 08, 2008 7:32 am

as in years past, the nature of American Sexuality will be explored, probed, examined and touched upon by many Burners in their search for knowledge and experience.

previous incarnations of self-pleasuring self help centers (c'mon, whose got the little token necklace from the female masturbation camp with the huge pink tent i think was year 2000?) have generally been geared towards the typical (and i use that word lightly) burner, whereas Whakin' Hut will be EXCLUSIVELY for all LEO's and retired LEO's and D.O.D personnel.

we will be providing a safe, comfortable area for those agents and officers who are in "need" of a little "relief" from the hot and dusty playa.

after driving around all day, looking at and observing the counter culture and it's inherent nubileness, one has to imagine a little itch might need to be scratched, but as a god-fearing, law abiding Lawman (or Lady) you know that to PARTICIPATE in the heathen sexual rituals would most certainly DOOM you to an afterlife in HELL............

SO.......Come (no pun intended, really.....really really) over to the Whakin' Hut and enjoy youselves!

hey, it's better than spanking it in the portapotties...

The Whakin' Hut will be located near the Airport, behind the Customs office.

look for all the retired fbi guys.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 08, 2008 12:29 pm

Simon, I gotta meet your ass, this year...... you crack me up......

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:04 pm

"Your ass... you crack me up..."

bad combo Titwi....

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 08, 2008 2:19 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:"Your ass... you crack me up..."

bad combo Titwi....

hehehe..... Simon will get it though.. he's....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:17 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:51 pm

OH... ok...

gotta ask....

is this Wakin Hut as in wakin up?

Or is it Wackin Hut as in...

well... whackin....

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:14 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:

Ahh... I remember that retired fbi guy from last year...........

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:33 pm

Well... I can say...I am NOT FBI..

but at least I am from another GOV agency... I am here... to help.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:41 pm

As much as I want to , I am not even touching this one.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 08, 2008 7:01 pm

GOOD BOY!!!!!

HehehheHHHH!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:02 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Well... I can say...I am NOT FBI..

but at least I am from another GOV agency... I am here... to help.

Nonsense! You are the source from which all government agencies flow.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:09 pm

Nonsense! You are the source from which all government agencies flow

SSSH! Damn it.... silence you fool!!!

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:13 pm

last year I was able to get out of a speeding ticket (8mph in a 5 mph
zone) just inside the gate by letting the BLM ossifer know Iworked for
the same fed gumamint as him !

We're from the govt and are here to help! LOL

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 08, 2008 11:49 pm

Gotta watch out for speed traps on the playa.
The school zones can be especially tricky.
The speedometer on my truck only goes down to 10 mph.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:20 am

its for whackin'.....but if you want to wake and whack we will provide Kofe and Kroll-ers.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:29 am

Is this anything like the Whacking Day celebrated in Springfield USA, until Barry White put a stop to it?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 09, 2008 1:01 pm

a "whacka-nail-ya" of sorts...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:47 pm

Wouldn't LEOs be afraid of being Whackmailed?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 09, 2008 5:02 pm

Damnit Dougly - you are responsible for the coffee that just came out of my nose.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:11 am

I am here to serve.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat May 10, 2008 12:10 pm

Kilbuck's group....no such agency.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:22 am

never saw anyone?

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:58 am

whacka whacka whacka do wop wop wop!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:49 pm

plowman wrote:whacka whacka whacka do wop wop wop!!

isnt that the sound french gangsters make when killing italian rivals?