Why I won't fuck Hilary.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:24 pm

Or Mallory either.

Because I don't have necrophiliac hots for mountaineers. Not even when they are there.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:34 pm

Man, why does everyone have the hots for Hillary these days?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:54 am

Fishy.....do you need a hug or something?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:54 pm

I'm sure Hillary wouldn't be that bad in the sheets...except, the amount of lubricating gel it would take to grease the workings after her hiatus would be a s t r o n o m i c a l...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:59 pm

Why not FUCK Hillary...IF she gets elected, she will FUCK 200 million more people than Bill did.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:52 pm

pssssst...cowboyangel

I think she is referring to Sir Edmund Hillary. Climbed mountains "because they were there" and all that.

But *everyone* needs a hug now and then

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:22 pm

Psst. Nick. Nice to think one eplayan can think on his feet.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:22 pm

el comentario was meant for the pole.......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:18 am

EspressoDude wrote:Why not FUCK Hillary...IF she gets elected, she will FUCK 200 million more people than Bill did.

dude, i knew there was a reason i liked you.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:39 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Psst. Nick. Nice to think one eplayan can think on his feet.

Mallory was a dead giveaway.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:42 pm

People that climb mountains are too chickenshit to ride/jump motorbikes.

If they are missing arms or legs, I would understand..............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 pm

gyre wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Psst. Nick. Nice to think one eplayan can think on his feet.
Mallory was a dead giveaway.

So you'd think.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:21 am

cowboyangel wrote:el comentario was meant for the pole.......

POLL

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:21 am

oneeyeddick wrote:People that climb mountains are too chickenshit to ride/jump motorbikes....

People WHO climb mountains...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:34 am

Thanks Teo. Saw that too late to correct. The 'poll' was what got me excited, not Hillary.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:47 am

no worries, I was just thinking about creating a church lady type sock solely to patrol the ePlaya correcting everyone's grammar...ya know just to annoy folks. It what I do best.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:07 pm

I suggest Anorak as a name.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:47 pm

Teo...."it what I do best"?...........

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:48 pm

not to worry, I'm a word slob.....but not nearly as bad as Chicken John

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Thu May 15, 2008 2:13 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:46 am

Sound reasoning.
So Monica it the right choice for our nation. She won't fuck us, but she'll let us put a cigar in her snatch. Politically speaking, of course.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:51 pm

She's not 35 yet, is she?

And can we please talk about mountain climbers in this thread.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:32 pm

I want to go to Bhutan.
They won't let you climb the mountains, but none of it is really low altitude.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:18 pm

Anyway, she won't be fucking anyone else in the whitehouse after tomorrow!

She's out of the race

It's McCain and Obama and I hear that they won't announce their VP until after the election, because they want the Presidential loser to be the VP!

Wouldn't that be great!

If it only could be made true! Runner up gets VP!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:25 pm

CLARKcon wrote:I'm sure Hillary wouldn't be that bad in the sheets...except, the amount of lubricating gel it would take to grease the workings after her hiatus would be a s t r o n o m i c a l...

Well at least it wouldn't be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway like it prolly is with Monica!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:48 pm

Mountain Climbers, not politicians. And Antarctic Explorers.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:54 am

You don't think Hillary (not the late great Sir Edmund) would be Obama's Sherpa, so to speak?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:52 pm

Ask those questions on the hillary thread. I'll bump it for you no-goods.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:04 am

OK.

One Less Obstacle in Big Brown's Path

Hi Larry!

Why I won't fuck Hilary.

What's the stupid thread on the first page of this forum?

Why I won't fuck Hilary.