Anyone have a Calculator?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:17 am

http://www.scoreboard-canada.com/babylon-nyccrane.htm

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:44 am

People have WAAAY too much time on their hands.

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:02 am

ragabashpup wrote:People have WAAAY too much time on their hands.

yeah, like us paramedics

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:17 am

and i'm playing hooky from myself and since i'm self-employed, please dont tell me what i'm doing, i dont want myself to know.

my shoulder hurts like hell from upholsterizing all week.

the weather sucks, and i cant ride Satan III, my 1973 cb750, and i dont want to do the laundry, although i could, while typing, i just dont feel like it...

i just want to fuck around on my computer all day....

maybe i'll make a snack.....maybe not.....maybe i'll watch tyra AND fuck around on my computer at the SAME TIME....

maybe i'll make funny noises in the backyard so the dog next door barks...

i just dont know....

it's one of those kind of thursdays.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:40 am

I am playing hooky while at work by being on here.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:48 am

Take Stuff From Work
(hall)

Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:49 am

Crap........I thought it was wednesday !!

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:35 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Crap........I thought it was wednesday !!

Ok oneeye, what month is it and who is the president of this wayward nation?

emotion_sickness · Post by **emotion_sickness** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:04 pm

wow....and they say we do to many drugs...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:09 pm

Intubater69 wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Crap........I thought it was wednesday !!
Ok oneeye, what month is it and who is the president of this wayward nation?

Not sure of the month but I think it is 1972 because Niel Diamond currently has a new album in the top 10 on the billboard top 100.

As for the president.....I am gonna play it safe and guess it is bushclinton ?
That covers it for the last 24 years.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:16 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: As for the president.....I am gonna play it safe and guess it is bushclinton ?
That covers it for the last 24 years.

Fucking A... Now that's a scarry thought...... bushclintonbushclinton........ Do people live that long, and still know we are not a dictatorship?