Your porno name determined

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:52 pm

Duke Clayton

Hmmm, has a certain "ring" to it.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:30 pm

Lucy Pussy Hyannis ...Mmmm sounds like a porn star at rest.
or pepper cottage ... sounds a little....oh..no I don't want to go there.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:42 pm

Too many of both here...

Cindy Catherine. That's OK, a little vanilla tho. Fast forward a bit.... Ginger Macklyn. THAT works. Or Tuffy Oriental for something exotic.

(Some are just bizarre... Lucky Venuto? Jake Allston? Conga E. ??!! Who thought this system up??!!)

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BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:09 am

Beauregard Corona? I think I'll have better luck wielding my real name.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:45 pm

Buster [noname] . That's right, just plain "Buster", Buster!

foolsfolly · Post by **foolsfolly** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:08 pm

Randell Wilshire

foolsfolly · Post by **foolsfolly** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:10 pm

Oops, I did the middle name and street name version.
I now submit the pet name way:
Ricky Wilshire

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:54 pm

Thanks for the bump, folx. I thought I was dead.

SED

Brandy · Post by **Brandy** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:03 pm

Fluffy Diamond

That's funny............

retropsycho · Post by **retropsycho** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:41 pm

"Ricky MAXwell"

Sounds pretty well hung, no? Were but it were true . . .

Favorites from asking others:

"Picaboo Shalomar" & "Sergeant Plymouth"

Sergeant Plymouth. We had some fun determining the porn sub genre for that one.

tweetybird · Post by **tweetybird** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:29 pm

ginger stateline (red hair of course)

Sean_til_Dawn · Post by **Sean_til_Dawn** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:36 am

Sausage Spinnaker!

Mr Blue Sky · Post by **Mr Blue Sky** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:59 am

"Krueger Palawiki" (Grew up in Hawai'i)

deseo · Post by **deseo** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:12 pm

What can I say? Gasolina Dryden

bananabender · Post by **bananabender** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:17 pm

Well... Let's see.
My childhood pet was ceasar...And the street I grew up on Was 4th

So would i be Ceasar the 4th?

WAIT... My first pet was Mr.Snuffleupagus

So I would be Mr.Snuffleupagus the 4th?

Strange...

deseo · Post by **deseo** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:20 pm

Later in life, I would have been:

Lutero Amatlan

Hmm.

Previous: Gasolina Dryden

I don't like either of my porno names. They are missing the porno!

I need a new pornoplaya name.

bringer · Post by **bringer** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:39 pm

"Buck Frasier"

I like it. Sounds like a brainy porn star.

DancesWithElves · Post by **DancesWithElves** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:40 am

Suki Nassau! Now I ask you, is anybody gonna buy it? Do I LOOK like a Suki Nassau?! False advertising, if you ask me!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:01 pm

bob-barker columbia?

is that gonna sell?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:07 pm

Columbia is a poetic name for the United States and its nineteenth century female personification

that has some merit...

i really liked the price is right growing up, and my beta fish i won at the fair needed needed a good name...

tell me that guy didn't puff up when he saw himself in the mirror:
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/78/55/image_1455789.jpg

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:10 pm

"He forced CBS to stop offering Porsche cars as prizes after one appearance when he learned they were involved in animal testing."

Otisserie · Post by **Otisserie** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:35 pm

"Sasha Skyline"

- not bad. It sound exotic, in a cheesy Southern Californian strip mall sort of way.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:17 am

Straight from the Herring Camp - we introduce

Starring in "Enhancement under The Sea, part 27"

Male cast:
The Eel Mac Beal (when you thought you had seen the longest...)
Peter Puffer (just can't stop)
Harry Whalenut (no further remark)

Female cast:
Bridget Butterfish (the easy glider)
Thai Mahi-mahi (the thai wonder)
Milly Milkfish (ohh she can blow horn)

Trans cast:
Amberjack (now, that's fishy!)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:53 am

Humpmaster Deluxe at your service.

No where's my reach-around?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:57 am

*giggle*

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:06 am

sneaKING (determined)

endless · Post by **endless** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:46 am

Heidi Twilight.. yeah!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:15 pm

theWALLyerNOTlikelyTOgetTHROUGHtypesLETTERSandMAPS

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:11 pm

Suckmydickbitch Badmouthwash.

Somehow that doesn't sound right.

Oh I get it. Navajo Bethesda. Hey now, hey now! Don't get that all over, lady!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 am

Bambino "X"

Your porno name determined

Gasolina Dryden

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My name

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... four years later..