The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:26 pm

pinemom sneaks in, and crawls along the flow to the grandfather clock that really hasnt worked in ages, moves the second hand up 30 minutes.

COCKTAIL TIME!!!!!!

ohhhhh yeah! baby!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:47 pm

Off to set a 200 piece dance floor for the Jazz festival.

Hi pinemom ~smooch~

I'm out

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Oh thats right...Jazz fest in sacto!
I used to work some long ass hours for this weekend when I resided there!

Here's to ya MozY...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:55 pm

Hehehe... just heard we got Playa-fied here in Reno........
That haze in the air is Genuine Black Rock Playa dust!!

Whoot!!!, I'm gettin excited....... Time for a cocktail!!!!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:58 pm

Nothin Like having the playa coming to you!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:38 am

(CLARK wipes the dust off an ePlaya post by BigCock from 2 years ago in response to people being tired...)

"Personally, I don't care if you drink coffee, espresso, Rockstar, absinthe or AMFO, just as long as you WAKE THE FUCK UP! Too many people sleeping away on the playa. Shit, you wait 51 weeks for this and now you're sleeping?!? "Oh, I'm so tired, I did 3 hits of e, 12 beer bongs and danced all night. Oh it's too hot to be up anyway, boo hoo, I just want to sleep." HELL NO! Wake the fuck up. You can sleep when you get back to SF or Reno or wherever."

I want to put it on COFFEE CAMP's hankerchiefs this year (granted permission

Hope all is well with all. Time to do art. Night...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:59 am

Right yiop re CLARKcon. sleep is a fucking waste ofe time.

However. the bottle ias empty and it is time to crash now,

see ya later

fuck my cipy editores must be on sfuckn strikes

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:18 am

(sneaks in and covers up the sleeping Box Burner)

(sniffs around for some snacks)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:44 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:(sneaks in and covers up the sleeping Box Burner)

(sniffs around for some snacks)

How did you get out of the shop?

Get back to work.

I received a new bar addition...20-Gallon Stainless Steel Cooler with Wheels

Bump said, "you will probably want to take that to BM wont you?"

aranryan · Post by **aranryan** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:53 pm

@ CLARKCON:

LOL!! Totally sounds like a great idea! With a combination of Coffee/Espresso/ and 5 Hour Energy shots, I plan to maintain that "fully cracked out for 7 days" look. This quote is perfect!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:06 pm

Good Grief Mozy - you are soon going to need a semi to get all your stuff to the Playa. The only way I'm going to get to bring anything else is if I strap it to my ass and jog alongside the trailer.

Hi ya newbie! Welcome to the bar....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:12 pm

mojo wrote:Good Grief Mozy - you are soon going to need a semi to get all your stuff to the Playa. The only way I'm going to get to bring anything else is if I strap it to my ass and jog alongside the trailer.

Hi ya newbie! Welcome to the bar....

It will all become clear in the dust~sexy bunny

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:37 pm

hells bells Boxburner, you have to quit working these crazy swing shifts...........................................

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mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:22 pm

Anybody seen BC lately?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:57 pm

Booze me there, Baby!!!

Somemore, more! I'm not driving tonight, Honey!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:06 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Bump said, "you will probably want to take that to BM wont you?"

I love that Gal....

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:30 pm

* a dark shadow steps behind the Bar....*

The Capt is in..............

AZ sure looks thirsty..........oops, it's been a while since your post....

Heya, all!!!

And, yes, Bump TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!.........

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:49 pm

~the rebbi buzzes in~

Hi all!!!!

Be back in a minute just made it to the ranch, anybody out there wanna join me, your more than welcome, I got plenty of space if nothing else, so after a couple rounds of golf and Jack, and one of those spectacular desert sunsets, and I'll be back to chat....

later d-u-u-u-udes...

~scoots his little baby chair around in a circle in the middle of the floor then scoots out~

the rebbi

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:35 pm

Mojo!
mwah

GET THIS HERE RED NECK OF MY NECK!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:52 pm

Howdy BC........wanna see a picture of some naked ckicks ?

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:31 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Off to set a 200 piece dance floor for the Jazz festival.

Hi pinemom ~smooch~

I'm out

Shit Mozy, I didn't know you was a local!
Explains a lot though...

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:56 am

Red Sunflower wrote:hells bells Boxburner, you have to quit working these crazy swing shifts...........................................

[/quote]

I will soon enough. need the overtime right now though, Hope to get back to the Zion curton by mid to late July.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat May 24, 2008 2:31 am

[leaves 5 empty shot glasses on the bar, crawles under the NEB and snuggles a pillow]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 24, 2008 7:31 am

G'morning and happy Memorial weekend Bar peeps!

The weather is dreary at best here. Almost reminds me of the ocean...a fine mist dropping.
Today we go build more stuff for the awesome Shiva Vista!!

Hopefully the weather will start coming back to normal...hahaa
what the hell am I saying...what is normal for the nevada desert?
EVERYTHING!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat May 24, 2008 7:57 am

(Cc turns the cloaking device off on the 3500 Caffe-Tron Battle Suit ({BeepWHoOooOssh}) Hello PM!

How's the day goin'? The weather is kinda "huh" here too, but don't mind the cool too much after a few stinging hot days. Me & the girl went out last night. Had a couple, but the kicker was the g i g a n t i c Mango Smoothie. We weren't sure if it had alcohol in it, tasted like Dairy Queen, so we slurped it super fast... ...uh...yeah---it definitly had alc. in it

Relax day, play with some ideas, maybe go yardsaling. Love it...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:05 am

Oh yeah, those smoothy type drinks will knock your dick n the dirt before you can say repunzle!

I used to make these cocktails called 50-50 bars....
Kinda like an extra rich orange juilius

4 oz pulp rich Oj
3 oz good vodka
1 oz extra rich whipping cream
1/2 tsp real vanilla extract
1 egg
1.5-2 cups of ice
1-2 tsp sugar(depending on how sweet you like it)
Blender till smooth consistancy
Hide your keys!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:10 am

The last time I made those....I made horrible decessions!

I actually got a wild hair up my ass, and decided we should all go boating!
Hooked up the boat to my friends truck, GOT in it...Drove to the lake launch ....launched boat...went for a spin...till the black line came in(about 15 mins....pulled boat out of water, drove home.

all while seriously fucked up!

BAD!!!! decessions!
fun...but BAD!
So I try not to make thoughs unless I know there are no keys in anyones pockets!
and I dont live up at the lake anymore either! hahaaa

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:10 am

Sounds delish! Yeah the Mango was like getting a sweet kiss on the forehead right before the bouncer donkey punches you in the back of the head

Good times...good...times.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:12 am

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

yup!

Indian drinks!

they 'neek up on ya!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:17 am

Now I know it's not anybodies responsibility, and I am all bout' self-reliance, BUT, just incase I go down in the Boobs, I'll have my playa address written on my wrist (and probably on my stomach, too.) Just give the ArtCar driver a gift out of my pack and tell em' to push me off on top of the red/black tent. I'll make it up in the morning and wash some dishes

The Bar

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