Sex Camps?

topknot · Post by **topknot** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:33 pm

Hello all,

I really hope this is the year that people will be honest and really talk about Sex Camps in an honest way.

Come on... There are those of us out there who want to know true and honest info about Sex Camps. So anyone who has any real and non judgemental info for the rest of us please share it.

Thank you,
TopKnot

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:57 pm

Biting my tongue.......

must be nice...

must go back a read old posts..

yes topknot, I am that juvenile....

MrMullen · Post by **MrMullen** » Wed May 28, 2008 11:07 pm

If you have to ask, you will never understand or know.

topknot · Post by **topknot** » Wed May 28, 2008 11:51 pm

So... MrMullen. You have no idea also.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:49 am

Psst! Topknot! Midnight, Tuesday. Leave your ticket stub back at camp and head out to the trash fence at 12:00 and when you reach it, just toss your bike over and yourself right after it and keep on riding. K-e-e-p g-o-i-n-g. You'll be signaled by flashlight once you're about 5 miles north of the event. Password is 'virgin'. Wink-wink.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 29, 2008 2:16 am

Burning Man is a family event.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu May 29, 2008 5:35 am

Sensei wrote:Psst! Topknot! Midnight, Tuesday. Leave your ticket stub back at camp and head out to the trash fence at 12:00 and when you reach it, just toss your bike over and yourself right after it and keep on riding. K-e-e-p g-o-i-n-g. You'll be signaled by flashlight once you're about 5 miles north of the event. Password is 'virgin'. Wink-wink.

I've been to that one, out there you can get away with far more kinky stuff. It's great! Highly recommended.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:19 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Burning Man is a family event.

yes, are'nt they the "Aristocrats"...

ba dum dum....

Timezone LaFontaine · Post by **Timezone LaFontaine** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:38 pm

I've had good luck getting info on sex camps just by hanging around the main stage, or various food vendors.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 29, 2008 1:47 pm

Hehehehe~ ^

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:06 pm

Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I've had good luck getting info on sex camps just by hanging around the main stage, or various food vendors.

Yep, that sounds like the best info you may get - or at least the most reliable.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:26 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Sensei wrote:Psst! Topknot! Midnight, Tuesday. Leave your ticket stub back at camp and head out to the trash fence at 12:00 and when you reach it, just toss your bike over and yourself right after it and keep on riding. K-e-e-p g-o-i-n-g. You'll be signaled by flashlight once you're about 5 miles north of the event. Password is 'virgin'. Wink-wink.
I've been to that one, out there you can get away with far more kinky stuff. It's great! Highly recommended.

Damn IT You All.... Now We Have To Change The Special Get Fucked Password........ Fuckin Tards!!!!.........

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:39 am

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Damn IT You All.... Now We Have To Change The Special Get Fucked Password........ Fuckin Tards!!!!.........

We still get to use the Triple-Suspended Bondage Hankercheifs out there don't we?........(looks around).............

don't we?

edited to erase the picture and shape of the hanky

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Fri May 30, 2008 4:41 pm

......oh topknot

amphibiac · Post by **amphibiac** » Fri May 30, 2008 7:37 pm

I'm sure this horse has been dead awhile, but beating them makes me happy...

this will be my first burn. Given that I've never actually been, try this on for size:
There's nothing fundamentally different about people at BM and them not at BM. People, especially in social situations, are people. I'm sure you work with a variety of people. Imagine going to work with the assumption that, because you are around people with a common goal, sex is just around the corner. Or expected. Its not. I imagine its the same at BM. Ya, the inhibitions are dropped a few notches, excitement is high, but at the end of it all, its still people. Strangers. If you expect it to be some college frat house porn show, or orgies-r-us, you're going to be disappointed. I'm not saying anything about whether that exists or not (I've no clue) but don't expect it. Remember, its just people. Get to know them. Sexiest thing is intimacy/honesty anyway.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 30, 2008 7:42 pm

There would probably be more sex camps if DVD could get Dr. Susan Block to come to the event.

well...at least one more.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri May 30, 2008 11:42 pm

Well what can be done about getting her to BM?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:44 am

I am still waiting for Topknot to send candid holiday pictures, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:03 am

Hey topknot. Maybe you've figured it out by now but there is a reason you the the answers you do. It's not that these people are being rude, it's that your question is flawed and it shows you don't get it. Any "sex camps" are going to be somewhat exclusive. Very few people just want to fuck anything that comes along. We have standards. If you're looking for sex clubs you probably want to meet up with the people before burningman and if they aren't going, plan a trip for your new friends to go with you. You'll have to find a group whos standards you fit and who fit your standards. They might not exist.

neccessity · Post by **neccessity** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:47 pm

Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I've had good luck getting info on sex camps just by hanging around the main stage, or various food vendors.

Various food whatnow? EWWWW!!! You perverts are VENDING?! that's fuckin nasty, yo.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:57 am

neccessity wrote:
Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I've had good luck getting info on sex camps just by hanging around the main stage, or various food vendors.
Various food whatnow? EWWWW!!! You perverts are VENDING?! that's fuckin nasty, yo.

Some peeps think FOOD is SEX,
or is it SEX is FOOD;

WHAT's eating WHO?,
WHO's eating WHAT??

You're putting what in your mouth??

Hey, if you aren't gonna eat that....

Hey, it was vended,,,oh,,duh, gifted..

Was it USDA inspected??

Washed, Rinsed, Sanitized...?

gidget · Post by **gidget** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:06 pm

We were placed next to a sex camp in '05. Very pleasant people.

However the constant stream of overweight balding sweaty winded shirtcockers poking their heads into our tents and asking "is this where the communication workshop is?" got a bit ridiculous....

Not that I'm passing judgement.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:48 am

Of course not. But would your reaction and memory be different if it had been, "hot bodied burners out for a night of fun," doing the asking? ;)

Ron

gidget · Post by **gidget** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:18 pm

Not when they physically stick their head in my tent to see where the action is and sit their naked sweaty ass down in my chair expecting a "massage". I don't care how fine you are, if I don't invite you to do those things that's where I draw the line.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:10 pm

Topknot,
You tried this thread last year. I gave you some answers. You never followed through. Tough titties. Take a look at the theme camp listings. There's plenty of bondage camps and psuedo sex camps listed. I'm assuming the bondage stuff will interest you due to your name.

Best advice, make your OWN sexy theme camp. Did you ever go last year? Or are you just on here again typing with one hand waiting for some hardcore chat?

Everyone is right. "Sex" camps do exist. But they're a couples thing. Unless you want to go to Stiffy Lube. Single guys are always welcome there. Free BJs all day long.

We all see that it's obvious that you haven't done any looking outside of this forum. There are tons of swinger websites out there. And if you cough up the money for a membership like everyone else, you'll find a group of people that go to BM. You will also find that they are a close knit group that is weary of strangers.

How's this for an idea? You bring your date and I'll have sex with her. If you don't have a date, I'll do you instead. I'll come to your tent to do all this. Then, my friend, you arrived. You found the sex camp!

Why am I wasting my time with this?

Oh yea, cause I love to hear all the vets comments after I post!

Fuckin hippies!

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:28 pm

I accompanied a male friend to a sex party thrown by a porn star in 2005. There was no way I was gonna fuck him, but I knew he couldn't get in without a female companion, so I let him tell the 'door guy' we were dating. The party was invitation only (he got invited when he ran into the porn star at the store in Reno), and it was not advertised in any way shape or form. The best part is that I wound up fucking the porn star (I miss my wild, slutty days sometimes) and some other girl who's name I didn't catch, and my friend wound up not getting any. Sex party or not, people will still shoot your ass down.

gidget · Post by **gidget** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:43 pm

Jezebel, you make me smile.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:19 pm

yeah, me too Jez

twinwitin · Post by **twinwitin** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:55 pm

I am soooo relieved that there is no sex at Burning Man, now I can use my condom budget, for fuel to get there instead!!!

Ah ha ha ha ha

Jezebe-you are so brave and free!

flipper · Post by **flipper** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:10 am

If you are and unpaired hetero male looking for sex at Burning Man you will not find it.

Once you truly stop looking it may find you.

Any camp is a "sex camp" if you are found to be desirable enough in looks and/or personality.

A "sex camp" is not one for you if you are found to be undesirable in personality and spirit.

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