Dumb question but........

dan-bri · Post by **dan-bri** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:24 am

Me and a few freinds are goin to burning man for the first time and have decided to all go naked for at least one day. Any way would people look down on you if you got a boner.
p.s. Im not bein a smart arse we were just wonderin

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:31 am

No one is going to care if you are naked and/or have a boner. However, if you are hovering over some women while drooling and stroking your member you might end up thrown under an art car. Simply getting wood is not going to get you in trouble. Most people would probably just point and laugh.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:42 am

or run and SCREAM in my case.....

Post by **AntiM** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:59 am

Sunblock is your friend.

May I suggest a sarong at hand in case you visit a camp. Most don't mind your nekkid butt on their camp chairs, but it is polite to not do that. Just trying to avoid the skidmark surprise as left by one nekkid, drunken guest.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:01 pm

Try your naked-ness after your 3rd day..... By then you don't really even notice it..... Oh, and bring lots of SunScreen........

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:52 pm

Look down on you? You could have a little top hat on it and I still won't look!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:46 pm

Tee Hee - top hat......

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:03 pm

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:31 pm

So ya' get a boner...it happens (just alittle bloodflow, it shows good circulation.) The next step would be to captilize on it and paint it like one of those barbershop candy-cane stripped poles

Then you have a costume. May suggest having atleast a small backpack/handbag to carry water in and maybe some clothes, especially if you go exploring into open playa. If you get caught in a high velocity windstorm, the sand can do some serious etching on bare skin

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed May 28, 2008 5:04 am

exfoliating at its rawest

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed May 28, 2008 5:06 am

AntiM wrote:Sunblock is your friend.

May I suggest a sarong at hand in case you visit a camp. Most don't mind your nekkid butt on their camp chairs, but it is polite to not do that. Just trying to avoid the skidmark surprise as left by one nekkid, drunken guest.

some might not mind bare asses on their chairs - I on the other hand will go ape shit on you.

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:37 pm

Though most folks will not care about your dick, the local constable may construe this as lewd behavior and you can get arrested for it.

Either keep it under control or keep it in your pants.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed May 28, 2008 2:32 pm

Has anyone ever been arrested for public nudity at Burning Man?!?!?

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed May 28, 2008 3:50 pm

People on playa have been arrested and taken to Lovelock Jail for lewd behavior before.

Nudity, no.
Putting your dick in a taco and calling it art, no.
Sticking a meat hook through your dick and hanging from it in thunderdome, no.

Lewd act, Yep.

The shitty thing is that the constable pretty much gets to decide what a lewd act is, and the law is so broad that they can fuck with you no matter what.

Better not to push one's luck.

Besides, who want to see some strange turgid dick? Unless it is as bigg as two cans of Coors stacked on end, hide them turkey-necks-n-gizzards from public view.

Fuck, I can't spell ...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:28 pm

Token wrote:
Nudity, no.
Putting your dick in a taco and calling it art, no.

I take it you have met Taco Boy before ???

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:01 pm

Besides, who want to see some strange turgid dick?

Thanks for the new term.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:04 am

Besides, who want to see some strange turgid dick?

*Raises hand*

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:07 am

You've seen one angry dick, you want to see them all.

phil · Post by **phil** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:19 am

> Has anyone ever been arrested for public nudity at Burning Man?!?!?

I think it was back in the '90s. Taking a leak on the playa at that time was neither against the law nor against BLM's rules, and a naked guy took leak on the playa. A female law enforcement officer saw him and gave him a ticket for indecent exposure because she couldn't get him for urinating on the playa. He wasn't arrested, but he got a ticket for being naked in public. I heard it was dismissed, but still ... .

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:04 pm

Token wrote: Unless it is as bigg as two cans of Coors stacked on end ...

HAR! yeah if you've got one of those and a decent physique you darn well better be naked and have it out on display, no being modest for you!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 pm

*reminds us of the tantra technique, where attention is focused completely on the full member, and through power of nonjudgemental acceptance, acknowledgement, and experience, the energy dissapates into the body...

ka-ching

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:16 pm

living in the body as an art form wrote:the energy dissapates into the body

then it tends to look like a bigger limp one*

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:00 am

Last year there was someone with a pair of gardener's shears lopping off protruding members belonging to shirtcockers. Would I make up something like that?

Dumb questions get dumb answers.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri May 30, 2008 10:18 am

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Fri May 30, 2008 12:10 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: I take it you have met Taco Boy before ???

Taco Boy is HOT...heheh i've more than met him

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 30, 2008 12:33 pm

also...that is the jumbo size taco shell he is using.

Somehow ...every year since 2000? he randomly crosses paths with us on the sidestreets.........except last year.

We missed our Taco Boy !!!

Token · Post by **Token** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:27 pm

Taco Boy gets around ...

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:43 pm

Sometimes Taco Boy is sporting a Hard Taco and other time a Soft Taco...
Just depends when you run into hit/it....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 30, 2008 6:25 pm

I dare you to nibble on the cheese.........