Your porno name determined

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Post by nogganoodle » Sat May 24, 2008 10:14 am

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Post by Rolan Headon » Sat May 24, 2008 10:35 am

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Tiger Banyon

of course we could MAKE UP better ones (or use ones from reality - i went to school with Pearl Wang and my friend showed me in his HS yearbook, i swear to god, a Mennonite girl named Shirley Lapcock)
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Re: Your porno name determined

Post by thirt33n » Sat May 24, 2008 10:50 am

SED wrote:I picked up this formula which lets you accurately determine what your porno name is. You take your childhood pet's name and tack it onto the street where you grew up.

My porno name is therefore Bobo Buttonwoods.

Anyone else?

CHIPPER EAST HOOK CROSS ROAD!!!?????
hmm. I dunno. I think I like DICK DEEPLY better.
blow.

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Post by mdmf007 » Sat May 24, 2008 10:30 pm

Thats funny - Chipper, was my dog too.

Im Chipper Evergreen

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Post by thirt33n » Sun May 25, 2008 3:54 am

Chipper was my hamster.
we're pornbros!
blow.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun May 25, 2008 9:09 am

Shinobi San Diego, baby. Now where's that fluffer?

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Re: Your porno name determined

Post by spicylola » Thu May 29, 2008 1:56 pm

Tutu Tillicum.

Wow... or if you say it slow Tu Tu Till i cum

(really! a mini poodle named tutu and I lived on Tillicum way)

that formula really works. I think I am impressed :o

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu May 29, 2008 3:07 pm

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu May 29, 2008 4:30 pm

thirt33n wrote: I think I like DICK DEEPLY better.
Many of us do in one way or another.

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Post by Oldguy » Fri May 30, 2008 9:50 pm

Peppy West

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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat May 31, 2008 12:22 am

Snowball Walnut............I kinda like it. :D









edited once because I forgot to smile :D
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Post by hollywallydoodle » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:57 pm

Winnie Peregrine

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Post by Intubater69 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:16 pm

Spooky Peninsula


hmmm, maybe I should stick to snuff flicks :twisted:
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Post by help » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:42 pm

Streaker Cherokee

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Post by AntiM » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:13 pm

Bump N Grind.... my third post ever is in this thread.....

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:57 pm

Cushy Bimballina.
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Post by maryanimal » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:07 pm

Skippy Fendyke LMAO
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Post by shykat » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:59 am

Chino Stanley
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Re: Your porno name determined

Post by Rabbette » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:34 am

Thomasina Airport

Not sure that one works so well. ha ha - - I guess I would be known for having a landing strip huh - Bahahahahaha
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Re: Your porno name determined

Post by Drawingablank » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:54 am

Hmmm, this would be a disturbing porno name:

Q-Tip 217

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