BISEX GROUP 2008 WANT TO CUM

BiCoupleCosta · Post by **BiCoupleCosta** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:16 pm

We are going for our first time. We live in Costa Rica. Hope to make some new friends (Lovers). You can see our pics on Bisexual.com We are BiCoupleCosta. Lot of pep like our pics. :lol: Lots of LOVE. Doing it right the first time. THX

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:21 pm

um, just exactly what have you heard about Burning Man, and what leads you to believe that there are participants in hot sweaty dusty group bonobo monkey sex?

i'm sorry, but if your looking for "Swingers" try CBS and it's new 70's throwback to a sexier, less scary time called "SWINGTOWN"..... when mom had a gold spoon necklace and you never figured it out til MUCH later..... anyway, where was i, ah yes, the mid 70's...a time when disco was both King AND Queen, and Mick jagger was giving lip jobs to just about anyone....

none of that exists at burning man....stay home, you'll only be mistaken for an illegal immigrant, and thats no way to spend your vacation.

im sorry, but i'm afraid you have been terribly terribly lied to.

if you're into that kinda shit i suggest Biloxi, Mississippi.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:31 pm

Biloxi?

Biloxi???

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:05 pm

i kid you not.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:39 pm

Likely this is just a spam plug for that website.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:05 am

....and here I thought there was going to be some sex at Burningman...

BiCoupleCosta · Post by **BiCoupleCosta** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:23 am

We know a lot of people that have been going for a long time. I know there are a lot of tight groups. That aren't so close-minded!! The other site has XXX pics I didn't think that it would be appropriate here. Looking for cool open peps. THX

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:36 am

"cool open minded peps in tight groups"....

nope, sorry, strike two.......

none of the above.....just closed-minded assholes who make fun of everything and everyone, present company especially.

the year of sex was 1998, and after Bianca's Smut Shack(tm) packed it up and left it was decided that celibacy was the only acceptable way on the playa...i mean really, have you SEEN how DIRTY these hippies are?

so, in a nut-shell, no pun intended, the man has already shot his wad and you are too late.

again, i recommend Biloxi, but if you want something a little racier you could always visit Modesto.

BiCoupleCosta · Post by **BiCoupleCosta** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:02 am

Life, Burning Man can be what WE make it. We have a NICE RV. Keep it clean!! Sounds like you are a old fart past you time to have fun. Why bother?

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:39 am

HA!

There's no one way to be at burningman. Have fun.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:34 am

Life, Burning Man can be what WE make it. We have a NICE RV. Keep it clean!! Sounds like you are a old fart past you time to have fun. Why bother?

you're right, i am an old fart, and i am no fun whatsoever.

get used to it, The American Dream is more than Boning anything that wiggles and smells of patchouli.

in fact, the american dream is founded on the Pilgrim's quest to GET AWAY from sex....

have you ever heard of "Puritan Position"....i think not.....Missionaries on the other hand were pretty randy and didnt discriminate on the sex of whatever it was they were blessing.

perhaps this is why you are the way you are..

HOWEVER....this is an EPISCOPALIAN event, and there will be NO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION before martini time, and PLEASE, CAN WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT is the watchword of the day.

so, grab a pair of top-siders and your madras shorts, call your girlfriend buffy, or muffy, and BLEND RIGHT IN...

remember GERMAN IN PUBLIC, FRENCH IN THE BEDROOM!

whatever the hell that means.

ps. i am kidding you know...maybe it's the language barrier, or maybe not...either way, have a safe and happy burn

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:57 pm

Simon, you said something about a gold spoon necklace. I don't get it. Please enlighten the ol' Doc.

BiCoupleCosta · Post by **BiCoupleCosta** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:03 pm

It is so nice to be OUT of the U.S.. Now for 3 years.
We are FREE FREE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Burning Man has always been a plan. Just want to do it right. Been planing for years. Friends have tried to get me to go for a long time. I know a lot of cool peps that go. I thought it would be the same here!

Hope to find some HAPPY peps. THX

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:26 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Simon, you said something about a gold spoon necklace. I don't get it. Please enlighten the ol' Doc.

Is it a cocaine reference or even heroin? Maybe that's just me taking it the wrong way.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:30 pm

Caviar maybe.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:46 pm

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:28 pm

My what a really long spoon you have!

burnbaby

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:23 pm

This board is like fourth grade, only with bigger words and wittier retorts. If you don't wanna get made fun of you either need to post witty, intelligent, coherent, properly spelled paragraphs, or you need to find someone dumber than you and make fun of them more until the heat's off. Many areas of Burning Man are the same, just a much lower percentage of cynical assholes because those of us that have time to hang out on an internet message board all day are generally bitter and undersexed. If you want to get laid at Burning Man, and you're single, all you really need to do is show up. If you're less than hot, you may also need to lower your standards a bit.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:47 am

JezebelinHell wrote:This board is like fourth grade, only with bigger words and wittier retorts.

And no tests!

As for all that other stuff, NUH UH! You suck! And you said a bad word, too. I'm telling!

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:28 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
JezebelinHell wrote:This board is like fourth grade, only with bigger words and wittier retorts.
And no tests!

"That's what you think," says Ms. C.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:35 am

oh jezinhell, you know i was only doing a little friendly poke poke poke...

it's not like i pulled out the cattle prod....and they should be aware of the double entendres and practical jokeroos on the playa..

And Quite Frankly My Dear,i am bitter, but thats because i live in upstate ny, where we grow our own particular type of bitterness, mostly weather related, and as far as batter dipping the cranny hatchet, i'm prolly oversexed by national standards (obviously not Costa Rican standards, but hey, i'm not a cool pep.)

all of this doesnt mean shit if they dont get the joke.

I WAS FUCKING KIDDING, PACO, YOU AND YOUR LOVELY SQUISH MITTEN GO AT IT ALL YOU WANT, IM SURE YOU'LL FIND LIKE MINDED FUCK MONKEYS ON THE PLAYA TO GRUNT AND GROAN WITH

there....from now on i shall be like jim carrey in "Liar, Liar"...

all truth, all the time.

maybe

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:29 pm

We know a lot of people that have been going for a long time. I know there are a lot of tight groups. That aren't so close-minded!! The other site has XXX pics I didn't think that it would be appropriate here. Looking for cool open peps. THX

Creepy Factor = 5.67

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:35 pm

What creepy factor does Thunderdome get?

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:34 pm

Simon, you defend yourself as though I meant 'cynical asshole' in a bad way. All the best people in the world are jerks. Nice people are boring.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:40 pm

What creepy factor does Thunderdome get?

A big fat zero. Only because I take them about as seriously as I do any other pouty, goth coiffed poseur wearing too much black Revlon lip gloss and Aveda hair product. Basically, they amuse me so I don't find them threatening or creepy. They put on a good show and every interaction I've ever had with them either as a Ranger or as a participant has been humorous in a positive sort of way.

For me, the 'creepy' factor comes into play when you have a group who see (dare I say target) an event and focus on it more as an opportunity to push their sexual schema first rather than involving themselves communally.

For instance I've spoken with a several individuals and groups from both the SF bay and the LA areas who went to Dark Skies near Las Vegas. By all accounts the people putting the event on and a majority of the participants were spot on people who were really investing themselves into the event. However, to the one each said they'd not be returning because there was too much of a 'creep factor' that was palatable at the event. The creep factor meaning too many folks - primarily guys - who came across as having an ulterior motive for either attending the event or engaging other participants. Word on the street was that you could instantly feel the creepies by their double entendre speak and their implicit double meaning. Using 'cum' instead of 'come' being a big clue to some of the more myopic, unoriginal dullards.

Mind you I don't believe for a minute that these perceptions are driven by a negative or puritanical view of sex or sexuality although some may argue to the contrary.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:58 pm

Simon, you defend yourself as though I meant 'cynical asshole' in a bad way.

you're right, i forget that i'm in virtual playa land, where it's ok to let the cynical asshole inside of me shine thru...

here in default world i often end up in trouble because i have a tendency to say the most inappropriate things at the worst times in places where i shouldnt.

in BRC, i can finally be me, and be free to spew vicious non-sequitars at just about anything that comes my way.

yes, "cynical asshole" is the new "life coach".

i like this new millenium. the old one sucked.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:38 pm

I'd like to give a creepy factor of 8 to the group of guys camped a couple blocks from us in 06. They had an art car which consisted of four giant light up penises and a loud ass sound system. They told us they spent something like $50,000 on all their BRC stuff. They didn't even make the damn art car... they paid someone else to do it. The only people ever invited onto said art car were cute young girls, and by Wednesday everyone in the vicinity had taken to calling it the Date Rape Mobile. You could genuinely feel the creepiness emanating out of their dome before you were withing 10 yards of their camp.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:43 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:Simon, you defend yourself as though I meant 'cynical asshole' in a bad way.
All the best people in the world are jerks.
Nice people are boring.

But JezebelinHell, you seem nice!

Sorry.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:46 pm

Are you implying that I'm neither cynical or an asshole? Cause I'm willing to throw down.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:01 pm

***standing back in awe and wonder like a deer in the headlights waiting for something to happen***

(i'm assuming that since you are from the reno area we can expext a high degree of proficiency at being cynically assholey)