Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:29 am

Is "vagina" taboo for women too? Just curious....

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:47 am

I think Bagina is harder for a guy to say.........

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:34 pm

I have no problem with either word and one of the first words my daughter learned was vagina. She still can't pronounce it properly but all her v's come out as b's.

She told me the other day that girls have baginas and boys have long things. I then got to teach her the word penis. I was so happy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:37 pm

I think "cocksucker" rolls off of the tongue a bit easier than the alternative.

To each his own I suppose...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:10 pm

i call mine "fred."

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:11 pm

If I had a boy or girl I would name them respectively, Penis and Vagina!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:39 pm

I [Penis] think [Penis] I [Penis] am [Penis] immune [Penis] to [Penis] that[Penis].

the [Penis] rebbi

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:58 pm

Because Dick is so much more descriptive?? In so many ways....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:12 pm

He said "hard" ...he-he...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:13 pm

yes, but "Pork Steeple" just rolls off the tongue so much better.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:21 pm

Best thing for a woman to say over the CB in s truck stop: "Everybody loves pussy."

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:55 pm

I put the "penis" in "happiness"

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:11 pm

Worst word for vagina: "Va-jay-jay". Oprah needs a big hard slap in the mouth.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:16 pm

To this thread I say, fuck off cunt, douchebag, twat brained imbecile.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:47 pm

One can only wonder about the hostility behind those words.

Coochie. Now there's a word everyone can love.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:12 pm

Ham wallet makes me giggle. I use bint as a word of disdain. Wonder what that says about me?

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:12 pm

Who is the cocksucker that has a hard time chewing on the PENIS ?

So.........this is what it takes to bring me out of my hibernation, huh ???

So be it.

Try these on for a more "acceptable" way to say PENIS.

Harry Johnson
Wang
The little soldier.
Willie
Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning)
Summer Sausage
The head that thinks for me.
My Bologna
My little pony.
My little Killbuck
The "Package"
The unit
The Tool
Power Drill
Jack Hammer
Schlong
Weiner
Frankfurter
Hot dog
Jack-in-the-box
Noodle
Captain Winkie
Better than chocolate
"IT"
The magic wand.
The joystick
The Salamander
The Snake
Purple headed yogurt slinger.
Whoopee stick.
Lap Rocket.
Quiver bone.
Nether Rod.
Wedding tackle
Piston.

And my personal favorite...........The One Eyed Dick.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:40 pm

Poppa Woody.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:02 am

Squish Mitten does it for me every time....

primate · Post by **primate** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:31 am

If it were spelled with a U instead of an I, it would sound more masculine.
Penus as opposed to penis.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:36 am

Penis. There I said it. It sounds wimpy. Cock sounds manly.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:09 pm

isnt the correct teminology "to put your whoo-hoo in the hoo-ha"?

and then you'll be doing the "whoo-ha", or for you west coasters the "Wu-Ha"

afterwards you say "whoa" like keanu.

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:14 pm

Fellatrice...now there's a nice word

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:19 pm

The Little Admiral.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm

I perform "The Penis Monologues " nightly.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:11 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:I perform "The Penis Monologues " nightly.

And I bet your getting good at it.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:17 pm

sausage wallet
and
meatstick

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:55 pm

Maybe if PENIS were spelled in Iron Maiden letters...how do you pronounce that?

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:22 am

Ham Wallet made me think of it...

"Vulcanize the whoopie stick, in the ham wallet..."

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Badger

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:34 pm

AntiM wrote:Worst word for vagina: "Va-jay-jay". Oprah needs a big hard slap in the mouth.

How about "meat curtains"?

Although I totally agree with you!

Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

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