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gyre
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Post by gyre » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:36 am

All of this seems very interesting until you get there.
But there is so much to do, so many choices.
I was invited to two or three of these things my first year and declined because I didn't want to focus on any one thing for that long.
I regret not going to one of them, but only because I enjoyed the company of the group that invited me so much.
We need a six week burning man so we can do everything!!

Where is that norcal girl that humidified me at Camp Skullfuck now?

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Rat Bastard
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Post by Rat Bastard » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:00 pm

gyre wrote:We need a six week burning man so we can do everything!!
Damn straight!
Read my posts with a grain of salt.

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dragonpilot
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Post by dragonpilot » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:13 pm

One year I decided to go at the last minute...ended up with a busload of fratboys who were all excited about all the poontang awaiting them at the Burn...we got about half way there, 300 miles or so down the road and I dropped the bomb on them and told them that if they were going there for freelove, sex and all that shit, they most likely were not going to find it. Man, you should have seen the sad looks...all this time and money and no nookie!

I still smile at that one...esp when on the return trip I mentioned that I actually ended up getting lucky with a sweetheart...and I wasn't even looking.

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Ugly Dougly
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:00 am

Chicka-wow-wow, boom chicka-wow-wow...

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C187
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Post by C187 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:24 pm

Point A:
You will have better luck with a gimp mask on at a local fetish event.

Point B:
Do you really want playa in your XXXXX?

Point C:
When looking to get some you will get nothing.

Point D:
When not looking you will get more then you need.

Point E:
That attractive person isn't going to have sex with you. In fact that person is less likely to get some then you are.

Point F:
If you think of yourself as a Second Life noob, you will find the free sex sims. But when you walk up to someone with your member hanging out, and say "We SeX niw". You will be rejected.

Point G:
Put on some damn pants.
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...

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