Is this going to be a shitty burn?

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:27 am

I usually spend the summer months trolling eplaya looking for exciting or cool-looking art projects, activities, or events that get will get me juiced up for BM. I'm not having any success so far this year.... What are some cool things you're looking forward to (aside from burning the man early again this year and lighting the whole UN flag plaza on fire)? Any cool projects that you're exciting about checking out? Are we destined to a mediocre year due to this year's lackluster theme? Any thoughts?

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:38 am

I am looking forward to Zsu Zsu

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... ight=dream

As well as dreamtopia

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... dreamtopia

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:47 am

Remember that only a very small minority of burners are on eplaya. You can't really gauge much from what you read here.

Marscrumbs · Post by **Marscrumbs** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:55 am

I've been wondering about the evolution of BM from fewer individuals and groups of art projects, to more new folks dressed in El wire coming and paying to see big BM sponsered projects.

The modern theme camp is a circle of RV's. Not very interactive friendly.

But each year BM has alway been a cloned shadow of itself in the past so this is nothing new.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:22 am

The Burn is what you make of it - just like Life

So if you believe it will be a shitty burn - then it will be a shitty burn FOR YOU.

Happiness is a CHOICE

WE DECIDE

I CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY AND TO HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL BURN EVER
(just like every YEAR) and I wish that for ALL OF YOU!!!

And remember

Pizza pizza pizza and Kool aid

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:41 am

hey, I always intend to manifest a shit-crazy mind-blowingly life-transformingly good burn....but it doesn't always happen...either way, I like to whet my appetite with a little eplaya porn beforehand..alas to no avail this year...

...oh and I don't want to hear any self-righteous, participater-than-though piss-on-you bullshit either....i don't need a lecture about the state of affairs of BRC....

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:55 am

Okay THEN

I thought you were asking for our thoughts??? isn't that what you wrote any thoughts??

we can discuss this to a more extreme if you'd like- meet at THUNDER DOOM then you could have something to look forward to...

A self righteous - HOTT BLONDE KICKING YOUR BUTT IN BUNNY EARS

Token · Post by **Token** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:55 am

Fuck the cool-aid, I want to be entertained.

Here are the official lists of cool Artfuckâ„¢ registered with the Artfuckâ„¢ery:

Funded Artfuckâ„¢:

http://www.burningman.com/installations ... honor.html

Theme Based Artfuckâ„¢ not worthy of funding:

http://www.burningman.com/installations ... theme.html

I don't need no stinkin' theme, less than unfunded Artfuckâ„¢:

http://www.burningman.com/installations ... playa.html

Plus all the other gems that folks just place out there that are deliberately not on the art tour.

If you read through all the stuff, this may be a cool year for Artfuckâ„¢.

I'm looking forward to the 1/4 acre Labyrinth myself.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:56 am

I'll bring the pizza and Kool aid

toxic07 · Post by **toxic07** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:57 am

alt12 wrote:hey, I always intend to manifest a shit-crazy mind-blowingly life-transformingly good burn....but it doesn't always happen...either way, I like to whet my appetite with a little eplaya porn beforehand..alas to no avail this year...

...oh and I don't want to hear any self-righteous, participater-than-though piss-on-you bullshit either....i don't need a lecture about the state of affairs of BRC....

Damn, you need a dynamite stick up your ass to get you fired up for a good Burn. (Sorry)

Weâ€™ll see whatâ€™s gonna happen this year... We are bringing our float, lots of costumes, good mood, and lots of buzzzzzzzzz to keep us and those who needs happy. LETS BURN THE FU@#$&!!!!!!!!!

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:10 pm

my destiny will kick your destiny's ass=shitty burn not possible for me

biatch

picturing myself covered in pizza, cool aid, bunny ears and Barbie

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:14 pm

p.s. Lackluster theme?

thanks to the "american dream" I assume you have experienced burns that, in your opinion, were not "shitty".....

ah, kiss my american dream ass, troll.

....lackluster theme......boring

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:25 pm

It will be shittier last year

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:31 pm

Barbie wrote:Okay THEN

I thought you were asking for our thoughts??? isn't that what you wrote any thoughts??

we can discuss this to a more extreme if you'd like- meet at THUNDER DOOM then you could have something to look forward to...

A self righteous - HOTT BLONDE KICKING YOUR BUTT IN BUNNY EARS :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

...what I meant is I do want thoughts and inspirations but not lectures about "well clearly you're not participating bla bla bla..." or "BM is going down the drain because _____(fill in blank)______ and was so much better in year _____(fill in black with whatever your first year was)______ or my new favorite "only spectators go to BM for BRC-funded art projects...."

and Thunder Doom is for pussies.... meet me at AstroPups for naked no-holds-barred mixed-martial arts....I almost killed someone there a couple of years ago....

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:36 pm

ragabashpup wrote:I am looking forward to Zsu Zsu

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... ight=dream

As well as dreamtopia

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... dreamtopia

Oh my god, Zsu Zsu is my new favorite art installation..Oh Zsu Zsu who well I know thee...you have many many brothers and sisters in San Francisco....

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:59 pm

Yay! I found something to make you excited do I win a prize

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:13 pm

alt12 wrote:hey, I always intend to manifest a shit-crazy mind-blowingly life-transformingly good burn....but it doesn't always happen...either way, I like to whet my appetite with a little eplaya porn beforehand..alas to no avail this year...

...oh and I don't want to hear any self-righteous, participater-than-though piss-on-you bullshit either....i don't need a lecture about the state of affairs of BRC....

The fact that you're holding a bullhorn in your avatar says you're obviously a well-respected veteran burner so I have to ask: What are you building this year to get us juiced up?

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:18 pm

Astro Pups it is....

As you have warned me... I feel I should do the same.

I use to date the mixed martial arts World Champ ohhh I mean last year he came in second place in Brazil- Year before he was the World Champ.

He trains with Tito and the Gracies here Hawaii.

Why I mention this is to Let you Know that I have Been Held down by the BEST OF BEST - and they are always surprised how tough it is to fight with a girl as I'm sure YOU will BE. Every bodys the same size on the GROUND...[/img]

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:40 pm

Ohh and by the way the THunder Dome comment was a JOKE-

But ohhhhh well- now I'm really excited about some naked butt kicking!!!

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:47 pm

I Just had the GReatest IDEA for one of my projects THIS YEAR...

I'm gonna make a strap on out of a Barbie Doll dress her IN red white and blue sequin and use the Pizza and Kool aid as Lube WHen I HOLD YA DOWN LOL teeeehhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet lolol teeehheeee

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:12 pm

ZaphodBurner wrote:
alt12 wrote:hey, I always intend to manifest a shit-crazy mind-blowingly life-transformingly good burn....but it doesn't always happen...either way, I like to whet my appetite with a little eplaya porn beforehand..alas to no avail this year...

...oh and I don't want to hear any self-righteous, participater-than-though piss-on-you bullshit either....i don't need a lecture about the state of affairs of BRC....
The fact that you're holding a bullhorn in your avatar says you're obviously a well-respected veteran burner so I have to ask: What are you building this year to get us juiced up?

I don't actually build shit, just bitch and moan and get fucked-up for my own amusment...

actually 'm working on a couple of pet projects, but none of them are of the mind-blowing variety...one is a bicycle-based sound system that guzzles gasoline like theirs no tommorrow...1,000 watt speaker system on a large hand-made bike trailer with a wifi connection to another bike trailer with a DJ booth.... I juts figured there wasn't enough electronic music or enough bikes at burning man so... also working on a zeppelin for my camp but thats top secret...

alt12 · Post by **alt12** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:14 pm

Barbie wrote:I Just had the GReatest IDEA for one of my projects THIS YEAR...

I'm gonna make a strap on out of a Barbie Doll dress her IN red white and blue sequin and use the Pizza and Kool aid as Lube WHen I HOLD YA DOWN LOL teeeehhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet lolol teeehheeee

I actually like it with a strap-on.....

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:37 pm

I knew we would find a way to entertain YOU!!!

Butt- do you like pizza and KOOL aid...

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:58 pm

here.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:35 pm

ZaphodBurner wrote:The fact that you're holding a bullhorn in your avatar says you're obviously a well-respected veteran burner so I have to ask: What are you building this year to get us juiced up?

Hmm... Is that why I got that odd urge to get that 50watt bullhorn this year?

Badger
Daches Gabe

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:43 am

well, it took me awhile, and i had to go to every shit-hole mom and pop deli from here to wisconsin to get them, but i FINALLY have 400 packages of sudafed.

so, is it going to be a shitty burn?

HELL NO!

now where did i put all of that battery acid i've been saving......

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:46 am

I always intend to manifest

Hmmmmm.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:25 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:well, it took me awhile, and i had to go to every shit-hole mom and pop deli from here to wisconsin to get them, but i FINALLY have 400 packages of sudafed.

so, is it going to be a shitty burn?

HELL NO!

now where did i put all of that battery acid i've been saving......

Have you turned blue from all that smurfing you were doing?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:19 pm

alt12 wrote:also working on a zeppelin for my camp but thats top secret...

Ur seecret iz safe wid eplaya...

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:01 pm

Barbie wrote: A self righteous - HOTT BLONDE KICKING YOUR BUTT IN BUNNY EARS

Well that part just got me excited.

'm gonna make a strap on out of a Barbie Doll dress her IN red white and blue sequin and use the Pizza and Kool aid as Lube WHen I HOLD YA DOWN LOL teeeehhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet lolol teeehheeee

And now... I know I love you.

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