What do you mean we need the stuff on this list?

[MozyBonz]

“â€

[AntiM]

crystal chandelier
propane fireplace
mantel
propane tanks
draperies
tapestries
wall hangings
Persian carpets
columns
marbled tables
faux fur throw pillows
Faux fur throws
cupid statue
marble bust
LED candles

What, Camp Wretched Excess shouldn't decorate?

Rhoadescar, canopy, seat covers, treasure chest that holds the ice chest
bikes and bike tools
solar lights
12V flamingos
cooler cozies
quilted tent topper
curtains
hats
boots and socks
hanging closet and coats
potty
camelbaks
locker bag
tool box which holds my misc crap like lip balm and earrings and tweezers
bins of costumes
bins of food
kitchen bin
camp stove
tables
lanterns and lights
floor cloth and groundcovers
real tool boxes
power tools
batteries
big batteries
solar panels
wagon
cots
chairs
ropes
bungees
a broom
cameras
sunblock and all that crappola
art, Home for Wayward Art
Bucky Family Reunion
tents
hammers
fuel station for the conclave
solar street lamp
water
coolers
gifts

[Grizelda]

List? What list?

I figure there will be a tent, an air mattress, clothes, food, water, and sunscreen. And 1 ply TP of course. Not that I don't wish I were driving there with a uhaul full of inflatable alligators, building materials, and a cunning plan.

[thirt33n]

list.
um.
man.
geez.
list.

I can't wait to get to my new improved list. That'll mean I'm only a few weeks out.

I'm going light as a feather this year, unlike any other. Just me and my Ford Ranger with a canopy.

I'll take my old list and circle the necessaries and hope they'll all fit in nice like.

This summer will go down in history for me as the summer I rarely looked up until mid August.

silly, I spend my spare time here on eplaya.

I'll get my list up.

Thanks for the reminder Mozy.
I'm really glad you'll be out on the playa. We shall meet.

[Ninth Path]

After thoroughly reading the eplaya I thought the only things I'd need on my list are bacon, lube, pbr, and water/sunscreen if there's room (after all, there's water in beer).

Just kidding -- my list is ridiculously long. I'll spare everyone.

Ninth Path

[chiefdanfox]

whittlin' stick
chewing tobaccy
bible
corn whisky
clean underwear for church on Sunday

[ragabashpup]

I don't have my full list yet. I have about 5 small ones laying around but I need to meet with my travel companions and make the big one. Oh me oh my...not as ready as i should be. Shiza.

[mojo]

my categories of listage:

food shop list
menu
regular shopping list
to do list
packing list

[StevenGoodman]

Apokiliptika All Access Pass Card Key

Once you are inside Rommel Towers, Black Rock City; everything will be provided.

Knowing how to find the entrance is the hard part!

Martini Steve
Bartender - Kantina Apokiliptika
Rommel Towers - Penthouse Suite

[EB]

Found this packing list with the initials "HST" next a cadillac convertible abandoned near the gate:

-- Two bags of grass
-- Seventy-five pellets of mescaline
-- Five sheets of high-powered blotter acid
-- Salt shaker half full of cocaine
-- Galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers
-- Quart of tequila
-- Quart of rum
-- Case of Budweiser
-- Pint of raw ether
-- Two dozen amyls
-- Tendency to push it as far as you can.

[MozyBonz]

Oh wait I think this is my sex room play list....Sorry.

I'll look for the other list.


[quote="MozyBonz"]“â€

[thisisthatwhichis]

More than the new 23' trailer can haul...... Shit.. how am I gonna get all this "stuff" out there....................

[Marscrumbs]

Included on my list for last year where:

5 grams of elemental boron
Boron composite skiies and golf clubs.
eight altered tiki torches to burn boric acid and denatured alchohal
wormwood and alot of Mexican alchohal
copper still
stuff frog puppet
glow in the dark body paint.
18 12Vcold neon lights.
Two stirling engines450W wind turbine
two boxes of can goods
six hula hoops
CB radios
mongolian stove
hydrogen powered model rocket
condoms

None of which I used

Best thing I brought was my tricycle.

I donated a box of books to the Book mobile camp.
Had a six inch portapottie for Barbie wine Bistro which I never got there...

[CapSmashy]

Flashbangs
Stunbags
100 zipties

SHTF Optional equipment:
Bushmaster Carbine.
4 Beta-C drums.


Raid Mozy's camp.

[MozyBonz]

Flashbangs
Stunbags
100 zipties

SHTF Optional equipment:
Bushmaster Carbine.
4 Beta-C drums.


Raid Mozy's camp.

ha ha ha ha ~~ bring it on big boy. hahahaha

[chiefdanfox]

one .45-caliber automatic
two boxes ammunition
four days' concentrated emergency rations
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible
one hundred dollars in rubles
one hundred dollars in gold
nine packs of chewing gum
one issue of prophylactics
three lipsticks
three pair of nylon stockings

[Intubater69]

Found this packing list with the initials "HST" next a cadillac convertible abandoned near the gate:

-- Two bags of grass
-- Seventy-five pellets of mescaline
-- Five sheets of high-powered blotter acid
-- Salt shaker half full of cocaine
-- Galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers
-- Quart of tequila
-- Quart of rum
-- Case of Budweiser
-- Pint of raw ether
-- Two dozen amyls
-- Tendency to push it as far as you can.

Only 1 case of Budweiser??!

[**burn**]

I'm with mojo - I have sublists to support my main list which is the foundation for my master list.

Menu - Little Food and Massive Alcohol
Shitload of bungees, tarps, rope, zipties, netting
Shower & Evap cooler crap
Swamp cooler & solar gizmos
Mess of Costumes & Shoes
Crapload of batteries and lights
Copious amounts of water

and on and on and on it went on

[Captain Goddammit]

New transmission and radiator for RV just to be sure, new brakes for trailer, new lighting and paint for the Land Yacht, and tequila.

[Token]

Tickets.

[motskyroonmatick]

Sheeeit! A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Kansas City with all that stuff!!

My favorite movie of all time Chief!

[Teo del Fuego]

Found this packing list with the initials "HST" next a cadillac convertible abandoned near the gate:

Fear and Loathing at Burning Man.

[JezebelinHell]

The great thing about going to Burning Man for a really really long time is that most of the stuff you need is already laying around and covered in a thick layer of playa dust for you. I do need a new tent and a new bike this year, but other than that it's just the super basics like food, sunblock, water, propane, batteries, costumes, and stuff to gift. Next week is costume shopping week and also the week I need to get my tent ordered. After that I'll need to order some EL wire and MREs and then I'm set until my food run right before the burn. It's my littlest sister's first year this year though, and I she asked me for a list. I didn't realize how huge and daunting those things can look until I typed it out for her. Yikes!

[Josh-n-Cody]

The great thing about going to Burning Man for a really really long time is that most of the stuff you need is already laying around and covered in a thick layer of playa dust for you. I do need a new tent and a new bike this year, but other than that it's just the super basics like food, sunblock, water, propane, batteries, costumes, and stuff to gift. Next week is costume shopping week and also the week I need to get my tent ordered. After that I'll need to order some EL wire and MREs and then I'm set until my food run right before the burn. It's my littlest sister's first year this year though, and I she asked me for a list. I didn't realize how huge and daunting those things can look until I typed it out for her. Yikes!

and this is our new tent! 60 MPH wind rated and sealed up!

http://www.eurekatent.com/p-72-k-2-xt.aspx

$ 279.00 + shipping

Call 888 6EUREKA and aask for Bill the "Tent Dude"

[mdmf007]

all my playa gear gets cleaned and put back in the biug plastic tubs for next year. i will probably unseal them and smell the playa in a week or two.

[lonestoner916]

Well, not EXACTLY, I did delete a few of the *Ahem* not strictly legal gifts, but the rest is exactly how it was written, including the beginning of a short story I'll probably never finish, feel free to skip that part.


Burning Man To Do List



Financial
- Income
* Recycling for gas money!*
*Dawn $40???
* Craigslist Hustlin
*Grease????????
* Odd Jobs for park, Wayne, etc..
*Bike??
- Expenditures
*Deodorant, toothpaste, any other hygiene items deemed necessary
*Food and Drink
*Booze
*Pack ‘O new Socks
*Glow and Gifts
**Transportation Costs!!**
*bike lock







Gear
- Food and Water
- Camping gear
- Clothing and costumes
- Bike




Travel and Transportation
- To the Playa
NOGO! Jason is the man!




- Onward…

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ART PROJECTS
Jack Kerouac, Peter McWilliams, Chris Mcandless, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, HST, + Paul Oakenfold Temple burn project...

Hippie shit!

*******SUIT!!!********COLORIZE THE FUCKING SUIT ASSHOLE!*******

Write something up for the Beacon eh?

Pirate costume??

Arty gifts, bottle openers?? Lighters? Pop top can… Wooden box

Flags!

Stag Camp Signage??

Condom dispenser?

Styrofoam Head Beacon???







Gifts
Glow
LED necklaces
Bike??
Bernie's Ashes box
Coffee and tea for CC!
Beer and Bacon for Black Rock Beacon!
Dadara’s liquor
Yellow Submarine!
Mystikal Fire!!
Wine for BDC&WB









The Best Things In Life
By: Robert Day
Copyright 2008 Robert J. Day



They say that in life you gotta play the hand you’ve been dealt. I say that’s total bullshit. When life gives you a shitty hand you cheat to win. Bluff, hide cards, double deal, whatever you gotta do man. Keep crapping out in the game of Life with every throw of the dice? Well load them dice up baby, and watch the 7’s and 11’s start popping up like a horny geriatric on Viagra and cheap Tequila. In the end it all comes down to chance, but luckily there are sometimes ways to stack the odds in your favor.
There comes a time in every young mans life when he realizes he is never going to grow up to be the perfect man he always pictured himself to be. No matter what they may have told you in grammar school, once you reach a certain age and fail to reach a certain status or social standing, certain dreams become unobtainable. You CAN NOT do anything you set your mind to, society places limits on what your mind can achieve, based on the amount of money, formal education, power, and influence you have thus far acquired. Somewhere out there, a man is doing great things in the field of medical research, but no one will ever know, because he’s doing them in his basement for fun after he comes home from his job at the janitorial service. Such a shame his girlfriend became pregnant around the same time his mom got sick with cancer and died, and he was forced to drop out of medical school because he had to take care of her and had no way to pay his tuition. Shit happens, and just a little bit of bad luck can destroy even the best-laid plans of the smartest and most qualified, most well-deserving individual. Like I said, in the end it all comes down to chance. Deal with it any way you need to, the fact is it’s Lady Luck who decides our fate.

My name is Richard Pettington the third. I’d been a loser for most of my life, my but my luck was about to change for the better, and in a big way. I’ll never be an astronaut, and I’ll never be a Cowboy. I’ll never be an underwater explorer like Jacque Costeou , discovering sunken pirate ships and recovering chests full of gold doubloons, each one a piece of history. I’ll never be a famous celebrity, spending my life chased from one gated estate to the next by a group of camera wielding paparazzi every bit as vicious as a pack of starving and rabid wolves.

But I have managed to make one of my dreams come true, I’m fucking richer than God! Well, maybe not that rich, but I did steal a million dollars recently, and with the right investments I could be. Or maybe I’ll just go to Vegas for the weekend and come home broke as a joke. Wouldn’t be the first time, and with this much cash I could stay in the penthouse of the Venetian instead of an economy suite at the Circus-Circus.

It started with an idea. If you steal a million dollars from one person and you get caught, you’re going away for a long time. And even if you spend years planning it just right there’s still enormous risk involved. On the other hand, it’s pretty easy to steal a dollar from someone, especially if they have more than one lying around, and even if you get caught, what’s the most they’re gonna do to you for stealing a single dollar? So instead of trying to find the elusive “big scoreâ€

[munney]

OK so I Love the HST references, Great Stuff. And if you wanna million dollars from a 50,000 people, then come up with the next Burning Man...

For Lists:

Flags!

Stag Camp Signage??

Condom dispenser?

Styrofoam Head Bacon???

I want to know , What is Head Bacon, and How can I get some, .... ? Is it a Helmet made of Bacon?, Can I use Turkey Bacon?

Condom Dispenser? OK, Tell me about that too. and how to Need it....

Stag Camp Signage, ...? Does that have something to do with a SigNatuer? Or is this about Young Bucks?

and Flags, OK, Where do we get the Fixings for them Fishing Poles bent over with Panty-hose?

One thing I keep missing on the lists is , Rope, Rope and More Rope.

Also Golf cart Charger/ and mobile Stereo stuff.

What about Cookie Dough?

Did we forget about Home Made Dill Pickles? (great electrolyte action and Filthy Martinis)

Funky First Aid Kits are a Must with Foaming cool stuff, and Duct-tape Bandages.

LIMES, Hello? How can one have Awesome Margaritas withOut Fresh limes and a great lime juicer. (you Can freeze lime juice into cubes, though it's not the same)

Good Tequila, (Key is to Start collecting a Good Bottle a Week NOW, and you'll have your 7 bottle quota by Playa Time)

MORE FIRE
Less Blinkie

[lonestoner916]

OK so I Love the HST references, Great Stuff. And if you wanna million dollars from a 50,000 people, then come up with the next Burning Man...

For Lists:

Flags!

Stag Camp Signage??

Condom dispenser?

Styrofoam Head Bacon???

I want to know , What is Head Bacon, and How can I get some, .... ? Is it a Helmet made of Bacon?, Can I use Turkey Bacon?

Condom Dispenser? OK, Tell me about that too. and how to Need it....

Stag Camp Signage, ...? Does that have something to do with a SigNatuer? Or is this about Young Bucks?

and Flags, OK, Where do we get the Fixings for them Fishing Poles bent over with Panty-hose?

One thing I keep missing on the lists is , Rope, Rope and More Rope.

Also Golf cart Charger/ and mobile Stereo stuff.

What about Cookie Dough?

Did we forget about Home Made Dill Pickles? (great electrolyte action and Filthy Martinis)

Funky First Aid Kits are a Must with Foaming cool stuff, and Duct-tape Bandages.

LIMES, Hello? How can one have Awesome Margaritas withOut Fresh limes and a great lime juicer. (you Can freeze lime juice into cubes, though it's not the same)

Good Tequila, (Key is to Start collecting a Good Bottle a Week NOW, and you'll have your 7 bottle quota by Playa Time)

MORE FIRE
Less Blinkie

Okay, perhaps a little explaining is in order, first, it's Beacon, not Bacon, last year I would ride right by my camp in the dark and not know until I was several blocks past it, so I made a kind of street sign out of a styrofoam head and a couple of wooden skulls which I decorated with LED glasses and glow, creating a kind of lighted beacon for my camp, thus the styrofoam head beacon was born. Version 2.0 should be even cooler!

The condom dispenser is one of those clear plastic women's torso things that lingerie comes on from Victoria's secret and places like that, (just like the one in the pic, only clear.) my buddy found it laying out by the dumpster and thought it would be hilarious to draw on the naughty parts with a marker after cutting a small hole in the nether regions, and give it to me, and I knew as soon as I saw it that I was going to use it for some kind of art project. I'm going to glue it down to a cardboard backing which I'll decorate properly of course, and fill it with condoms, then hang it in Center Camp. Anybody needing prophylactics can insert a couple fingers into "my girl" and pull one out. You probably won't need it, but for the lucky ones who do, it'll be there.


Stag Camp signage is just signs for my camp, Stag Camp, since I'm arriving early and will be helping with the land grab.

Flags are exactly that, I have an American flag and a California flag I'm decorating and altering, which I'm bringing to burn as part of the trash fence Tipi art project.

"Hippie shit" refers to tie-dyed t-shirts with the man logo and the words "dirty hippie!" on them. I've got the dye and the shirts but I'm a tie-dyeing novice so there's a good chance I'll fuck this one up. I originally bought the tie-dye kit to use on this three piece suit I have, but the suit is wool so it won't work. That's where "colorize the fucking suit asshole!" comes in, I'm currently in the process of trying to get my graffiti artist friend over here to airbrush it, otherwise I'll have to try to do it myself with stencils and fabric paint. Maybe el-wire if there's time and I come up with extra cash.

"Grease" is my sister Lisa, who owes me a thousand bucks I'll most likely never see.

The piece of story was just something my brain shit out when I was tired of fucking with the Burning Man list, I just reread it and it's not as horrible as I thought, maybe I will finish it...

Senor Tequila and I are no longer on speaking terms I'm afraid, but I do plan on bringing some good bourbon. I'd really like a Mason jar of some of that good Tennessee shine from up in the Smoky Mountains, it's been too long...