Tia Tequilla goes to Burning Man

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:48 pm

Fuck! she really is desperate!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:27 am

What is Tia Tequilla?

MrMullen · Post by **MrMullen** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:35 am

Where is her camp so I can burn it down?

PS> Just kidding!

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:01 am

Dude, don't joke about burning her camp down.

If you say you're gonna do it, then do it. Don't get my hopes up.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:00 pm

after pondering Long and Hard over it, i think I'm OK with it....

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:26 am

heehee...dumpster sluts...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:51 am

So who the hell is this?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:55 am

She's a porno nonstar who has been looking for love on VH1..or was it MTV? either way...she's a sad case.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:55 am

a MySpace Phenom who has parlayed her asian Bitchiness and gorgeous tits into a semi-tv career a la Flava-Flav.

she's bi-sexual and every computer dork's dream girl.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:56 am

and, I hear she'll be at first camp..

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:19 am

i am SO there.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am

Women frowning in pictures...not an attractive look.
Never hot.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:59 am

She's not even a real bisexual... Gay for pay or whatever they're calling it these days. And that bitch is so skanky that I feel like I need a shot of penicillan every time she pops up on my TV.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:19 am

What the hell is wrong with her complexion? Bad photoshopping?

And that's not a frown... no wrinkles or creases. That's a bad attempt at a pout. Can't even act in still photos, apparently.

I wouldn't touch her with your ten foot pole.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:28 am

No need to resort to ethnic jokes, Antim.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:04 am

If you touch her with a ten foot pole make sure you sanitize the hell out of it afterwards.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:31 am

AntiM wrote:What the hell is wrong with her complexion? Bad photoshopping?

That's not bad Photoshopping, those are rings from all those 10' poles hitting her in the face.....

the rebbi

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:16 am

It would be wonderful if all y'all ran into her on the playa and found out she's nothing like you think she is.....

....it's entirely possible that she's very different than her public persona.

not that there's anything wrong with bashing her.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:27 pm

I can't respect anyone who makes that terrible of music. Also, pretty sure someone who projects herself as, "Vietnamese whore with minimal intelligence and no recognizable talent" has all sorts of issues even if it's not true.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:38 pm

i hear ya...yet, it's entirely possible that she is unlike her public persona.

i'm not familiar with her or her character on tv or in music....

I'd rather meet you, Jez,....maybe eat some of your red curry.....

Tia Tequilla goes to Burning Man

Tia Tequilla goes to Burning Man

...Not With My 10' Pole You Don't........