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how often is snark acceptable?

Poll ended at Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:49 pm

once a year?
0
No votes
once a year?
0
No votes
twice a year?
0
No votes
twice a year?
0
No votes
Once a month?
0
No votes
Once a month?
0
No votes
once a week?
2
3%
once a week?
2
3%
Daily?
11
19%
Daily?
11
19%
Every other post?
14
24%
Every other post?
14
24%
Never
2
3%
Never
2
3%
 
Total votes: 58
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Post by AntiM » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:39 pm

Snark off.
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Post by ibdave » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:44 pm

To Fucking Funny.... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:24 pm

robotland wrote:It's a renewable resource...no need to worry about "jumping the snark".

If this was "Snark Crystal", then Fishie would definitely be an UrSkek....

"Heart Of Snarkness"...

"Jurassic Snark"...

"Snarkotics Anonymous"...

Okay, I'm done now.
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:26 pm

Hunt for Red Snarktober

Clear and Present Snark

Snark. James Snark.

For Your Snark Only

Plan Snark from Outer Space

SnarkGate

Get Snarky

ACK!


Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Post by Ranger Genius » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:27 am

Piece de resistance:

Raiders of the Lost Snark.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Post by DaddyMassive » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:55 am

\o/ woooh I love the movie title game.

Easy Snarker
Snark-i
Snarkinator 2: Snarkment day
Snark and Snarkability
Snark Club
Snarks on a plane

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Post by JezebelinHell » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:00 am

Snarks on a Plane is priceless.
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Post by robotland » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:11 am

Let's add tunes.

"Snarkness On The Edge OF Town"
"MacArthur Snark"
"Paisley Snark"
"Down In The Snark"
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Post by DaddyMassive » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:16 am

Slow day at work....

Snarkaz for life.
Snarksters Paradise.
Snarking in the name.
Snarkicious minds.
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Post by chiefdanfox » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:24 am

Dude Where's my Snark?

Let's not forget the musicals:
West Side Snark
Snarklahoma

The Westerns:
True Snark
The Good, the Bad and the Snarky
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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:24 am

Is there a 12 step program for snarkers?

Friends of Cryptofish Maybe?
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Post by chiefdanfox » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:28 am

I think it is a 12 snark program.
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Post by lonestoner916 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:47 pm

The first step is admitting you have a snarking problem.

The second through the twelfth is being really snarky about it! :)


And who could forget that classic x-mas song, Snark the Herald Angels Sing! :wink:
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:42 pm

lonestoner916 wrote:The first step is admitting you have a snarking problem.
But I don't have a snark problem.

When I say something that could be percieved as being snarky...well...sorry folks , I am just a Dick.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Post by ibdave » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:51 pm

I don't have a snark problem, I just like the taste .....ALOT... 8) 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:34 pm

I dont have a snarky problem, I can quit anytime I want too.
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Post by Bambi of Finland » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:18 pm

One snark leads to another.
Lost in the Forest
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Post by Bambi of Finland » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:22 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Piece de resistance:

Raiders of the Lost Snark.


Hey is that the movie where they were looking for "The Snark of the Covenant"?
Lost in the Forest
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:46 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:Piece de resistance:

Raiders of the Lost Snark.


Hey is that the movie where they were looking for "The Snark of the Covenant"?
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Post by DaddyMassive » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:37 am

Must be Snarksual attraction.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:39 am

"Honey, i dont think you should be seen with those 'Snarkies', what would your mother think?"
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Post by gyre » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:58 am

Has South Snark done burning man yet?

God help us when they do.
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Post by ibdave » Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:43 pm

" Lucky Snark" "I'd rather fight than switch" 8) 8) 8)
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:58 am

I save my Snark for "real" threads........... 8)
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Post by EspressoDude » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:36 pm

and of course, the one that saved all the creatures of the world:

NOAH' SNARK


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Post by help » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:02 am

I snark to fore-get. Is that a problem fore ewe?
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Post by Funky Monkey Mech » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:42 am

Hi my name is Funky Monkey Mech and i am new to snark and slowly becoming addicted to poking fun at the begging dj's what can i do to help prevent my future snark addiction .... :oops: ** hides head in shame**
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Post by TomServo » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:05 am

Funky Monkey Mech wrote:Hi my name is Funky Monkey Mech and i am new to snark and slowly becoming addicted to poking fun at the begging dj's what can i do to help prevent my future snark addiction .... :oops: ** hides head in shame**


You have heavy artillery..you out gun snarks.

Yes it got old 9 years ago..
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Post by Funky Monkey Mech » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:28 am

As in the real heavy artillery or " heavy artillery" as in the way i used what is going on in my life and what could be going on in others lives to tell him to shut his fucking mooching mouth, suck it the fuck up and buy a fucking ticket already... he is not as amazing as he thinks or he would not be begging for people to pay for his whole trip other then the plane ticket.... like him being a DJ is some great and almighty service to the rest of us and we should all bow down kiss his ass and buy him everything just to plug in his god dam Crypod when he gets there and push play once and say he did a service to the people of BRC...... ARGGGGG..... GRRRRRR NO NO **** SLAPS FACE*** will not allow my self to get pissed off and rant ***
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Post by TomServo » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:51 am

you are a marine? if so..meant you "litterally" have heavy artillery. No offense.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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