A whole new rant about the evils of Burning Man

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Essay: What I did last summer...

Post by Cassidy » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:08 pm

Ya know, I've been called a few things (mostly a tree-hugger) but I've never been called an "earth-worshipping pagan", because I'm not. And what does nudity have to do with Hell? Don't those folks in Europe go nude quite a bit? Does that make them Satanists?

Sounds to me that this group (jesus-is-savior) considers anything that's not an established religion to be "occult". They say environmental education is occult? WTF? :idea: So, basically, if we all sit on our hands and pray and keep consuming and praying and polluting and praying and destroying the earth by doing what we've always done, then we won't turn ourselves into a big ball of dirt and fire -yeah, that's what will happen-? Bullshit.

And this surge in mysticism and "pagan revival" is, IMHO, a backlash from years and years of organized religion shoving arbitrary rules and "history" down our throats that we have now (thru science) discovered were almost-truths created by humans (men/women, whatever) and the REAL teachings of every recognized spiritual leader were really all about loving one another, not obeying the leader of the church or get strung up, burned at the stake, excommunicated, mutilated, etc.... That is NOT what Jesus taught. It's what was taught by the people in power that wanted to control the hippies back then.

And now we're getting our brains and hearts back and following the original teachings in our own way, in turn, sucking money out of the churches. They will implode but our hearts will be full and strong and we'll have one HELL of a community to support each other when they do. And if you couldn't tell, that's what Burning Man is all about for me.

sorry to "harsh anyone's groove" but this obviously did not make me giggle :x anyway, thanks for sharing.


P.S. You did call this thread a "rant"... sooo there ya go.

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Goddamn!

Post by lonestoner916 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:45 pm

Goddamn that bible pushin man!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:15 am

i'd just wish they'd get their facts straight.

Motel 666* was burned in it's entirety in 2000, never to be seen again.


*(only to be resurected as 'versed')
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Post by gyre » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:44 pm

I shaved a girlfriend's head one night.
But I was totally wrong about her.
It just said 665 under her hair.

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Post by Fire Wire » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:57 pm

gyre wrote:I shaved a girlfriend's head one night.
But I was totally wrong about her.
It just said 665 under her hair.
You miss a number!!
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Post by gyre » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:00 pm

Fire Wire wrote:
gyre wrote:I shaved a girlfriend's head one night.
But I was totally wrong about her.
It just said 665 under her hair.
You miss a number!!
Not real happy about the hair too.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:46 pm

twat? i cunt hear you, i have an infucktion in my ear, but tits getting better.


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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i'd just wish they'd get their facts straight.

Motel 666* was burned in it's entirety in 2000, never to be seen again.


*(only to be resurected as 'versed')
Hell, we could go on forever about all the facts they got wrong!

So here's my question: If they can't get their facts anywhere CLOSE to right about a current event that has lots of living witnesses, how wrong are they about events with no living witnesses, that supposedly happened hundreds or thousands of years ago?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:58 pm

just like my fundamentalist girlfriend's sister, who still believes that dinosaur bones were placed there by satan to test their faith, god knows best, and is always right, except when it came to joseph smith.


now THERE's a DEVIL!
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:58 pm

just like my fundamentalist girlfriend's sister, who still believes that dinosaur bones were placed there by satan to test their faith, god knows best, and is always right, except when it came to joseph smith.


now THERE's a DEVIL!
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Post by thirt33n » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:32 pm

gyre wrote:I want to go to their burning man.
...cook them some veal gyre.
let me know how it goes. :P
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Post by Timezone LaFontaine » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:15 am

I worshipped the Earth at Burning Man and all I got was this lousy "Praise the Whore" t-shirt... :evil:

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Post by JezebelinHell » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:47 pm

Could someone please tell me how I missed the fucking burger stand with the souvenir t-shirts? I wanted to buy a souvenir t-shirt! Damn those Christians. They spot everything.
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Post by gyre » Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:07 pm

I hope to bring my Official Souvenir Shop next year.

NO COMMERCE t-shirts will be for sale off the playa as a fundraiser.

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:10 pm

Shit, McSatans was back in the late '90s.
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Post by JezebelinHell » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:08 am

Unrelenting faith in Jesus gives you the ability to look back through time at events that happened at heathen festivals during years you weren't even there! I think he calls this fantastic time portal "The Internet."
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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:20 am

Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I worshipped the Earth at Burning Man and all I got was this lousy "Praise the Whore" t-shirt... :evil:
Burners worshipped the earth near our camp, om their knees, you could see the knee prints........P.O.P.

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