Dumb Questions

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:23 am

So - heres another thread for you, Drop all your dumb questions here and you may get a snarky answer, the right one, or none at all.

Ill go first with a serious real one. Wheres the link to drop in your playa parties, times events etc? I cant seem to find that little bastard. I have some events to drop.

later

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:44 am

http://playacal.burningman.com/day.php

options are on the right

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:46 am

....do said "events" come from your nose?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:23 am

Why doesn't HP give more room to "yellow" in its tri-ink cartredges?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:11 am

So they can sell you a brand new cartridge sooner.

Question:
Why is the outside of my honey-bear constantly sticky no matter how careful or tidy I am when using it.

I am a sock puppet · Post by **I am a sock puppet** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:13 pm

I'm sure you can come up with dumber questions. Try!

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:24 pm

Why can't i get that little ant off my screen?

Can I make a giant mudpit on the playa?

Is there a non-smoking section in the city?

Will i need to wear sunscreen if i'm covered in dust?

How much water do I really need out there? Can't I just drink the melted ice in my/my friends'/camp's cooler?

and my favorite one from last year:

Where do i go on the playa to get my free gift?

I'm full of 'em... I think a pamphlet with "real" answers to the most common questions would make a nice gift for the virgins. A nice introduction to the community.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:27 pm

What was that guy thinking?

(Fuck, now that I think about it... what does *any* guy think?)

(Oh yeah, other than sex...)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:17 pm

Is there a price difference between pre-ordering my ticket or just buying one at the gate this year ?

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:28 pm

The event ends on Monday? Does that mean they're burning the man on Sunday this year?

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:33 pm

Where are all the dumpsters located this year?

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:03 pm

wanna see something cool??

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:09 pm

Where's the nearest Starbucks?

I didn't bring any water. Can I have some of yours?

If I show up alone is it cool to just set up my tent on the Esplanade?

Where to I get tokens for the attendant toilets?

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:24 pm

How many ride tickets will I need to buy?

DB

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:27 pm

...is that your real name?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:23 am

Where can I get some weed?

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:09 am

You're not a cop, are you?

Whatever cop started the rumor that they have to tell you if you ask is a fucking genius.

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:43 am

Will there be any Techno DJs playing this year?

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:44 am

When does the tide come in?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:52 am

. . . you`re not going to "REALLY" spank me, are you?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:33 am

Was I driving too fast, officer?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:59 am

Are those boobs real?

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:17 am

Are you SURE you didn't put anything in this?

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:38 am

Where is the black rock?

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:59 am

where are the answers.?....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:01 am

where is the critical tits afterparty?

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:17 pm

What do you mean its illegal to drive an art car and drink beer?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:17 pm

Do you know where the monkeys are at ?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:36 pm

Hey, did you get that thing i sent you?

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 pm

Why don't you ever listen to what I say?

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