CRITICAL DICKS--2008 !!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:52 am

It started in 2000

Come join us to celebrate, regardless of who or what you are.

A limited number of handheld mirrors will be handed out, to piss off photographers.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:52 am

Mirrors?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:57 am

Stop staring at my penis, miss!

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:39 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Stop staring at my penis, miss!

Yeah... My eyes are up here.

DB

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:06 pm

Yes Firemoosey, mirrors.

Handheld so that we can use the power of the sun to blind photographers trying to
look down thier lens at us without first getting our approval first.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:44 pm

transgirl · Post by **transgirl** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:46 pm

Am I the only perv who likes to see a dick flopping open in the breeze?

I don't even care what he looks like. The dick speaks for itself. There's nothing a bag can't fix with a nice hunk of man meat flopping about.

I probably will NOT be welcome at the parade, am I right?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:15 pm

Am I the only perv who likes to see a dick flopping open in the breeze?

Yes.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:13 pm

Am I the only perv who likes to see a dick flopping open in the breeze?

I don't even care what he looks like. The dick speaks for itself. There's nothing a bag can't fix with a nice hunk of man meat flopping about.

I probably will NOT be welcome at the parade, am I right?

First, were you thinking of a stiff breeze?

Actually, the parade is pretty open and not very sexual (unless you think that nudity is automatically sexual). There is a request to bring something vaguely phallic, whether naturally yours or not, but it's not really enforced.

transgirl · Post by **transgirl** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:39 pm

Whoa whoa whoa. It's not "meant" to be sexual in nature., but for me, I dont know, all those dicks swaying about exposed... Holy crap, that's too much.
haha.

It's much less common to see naked men/exposed penises. You never get to see them in the movies or in public. Full frontals of women is pretty common. So naturally it's a "jolt" to finally get to see them paraded about. I guess since it's always covered a fetish develops. Especially a whole bunch of them parading around together outside of the context of porn.

Whooo hoo!

Stiff breeze, or not.

transgirl · Post by **transgirl** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:47 pm

Oh also, my comment about a bag fixing stuff wasn't very nice. I'm sure comments like that don't help.

But in conclusion, I'm all for the parade, sounds great. Although I wouldnt be able to attend without a male friend going with me or I'd look like some creepy female perv who so obviously wants to come out and see all the dongs. Which is true.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:33 pm

We have single girls and girl couples with stappies and single dudes and dude couples who are strapped.
There are hetro/fetish couples that carry straps and some stalkers that merely wanna watch.
And of course, some people there are just Dicks.
And some there are there merely for the supporting of the Dicks.

No, you don't have to have a Dick or be with a Dick or even approve of Dicks in order to participate.
Just show up.

There will be a limited number of dick-like fucksimiles available for those
who accidentally left thiers at thier camp.

All you have to do is be at the Man at Noon on Thursday.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:04 am

I think in my case it would be a Critical Tatertot.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:36 am

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:47 am

nice pic oneeyed..but he looks like he has no tongue.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:02 am

I don;t have a bike but wish to join in on this......any one wanna let me ride tandem?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:05 am

No problem, Firemoose.

Critical Dicks is not a bike parade, it is a march, just bring some feet.

For those of you who do show up with a bike, a mutant vehicle with
a hottie on board will be at the Man to keep an eye on your bikes for the duration of the march.

There will be beverages served at the halfway mark(in front of center camp), and a Top Secret surprise that will happen at about 2/3 the way through the march.

PM me if you want details on the suprise.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:06 pm

I was kidding.....i do have a bike....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:19 pm

It is good to point this out though, a lot of people show up thinking it is a bike ride.

The fact that we ain't peddling also gives us an advantage when using handheld mirrors to blind photographers that don't play by our rules.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:37 pm

oneeyeddick wrote: a Top Secret surprise that will happen at about 2/3 the way through the march.

PM me if you want details on the suprise.

Oh do tell, Mr. Dick. Something to do with ice water? Or is it something to do with the parade ending early, and then some lame speech about that never happening before?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:23 pm

I got your bike, right here, baby.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:15 pm

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:50 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:

I know a couple of real dicks on the playa.
Should I bring them?

DB

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:47 am

Dusza Beben wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:
I know a couple of real dicks on the playa.
Should I bring them?

DB

Only if their Italian or Polish

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:33 am

Too funny and I'll be there, along with my BMF...

;)

Ron

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:20 pm

Intubater69 wrote:
Dusza Beben wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:
I know a couple of real dicks on the playa.
Should I bring them?

DB
Only if their Italian or Polish

Well I do my best to get myself and my Polish sausage there.

Dusza Beben

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:27 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:33 am

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:12 pm

Oh, God.... That one made me fuckin laugh........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:39 am