If I'm ever single again, I'd possibly want to do a "Soapy Massage" camp. It would be open during certain hours, posted by sign, and perhaps a pic of me as well, so people can decide whether they would like to come back. I would also offer a drink with a possible client if they walk in and still need time to decide after seeing me to talk for awhile.
This will of course, have no bath as it would in Thailand, but perhaps a massage table, lots of warm soapy water, towels, minimal or no clothing, a discrete area sectioned off by sheets, and clean sponges for removing the first layers of grime/playa before the "hands free" session where it will involve soapy water, and well, me.
It will be a dream come true for me... for a number of deviant reasons. Whether or not things end, um, "happily" will be between clients and I...
But I was thinking of a "Donations" basket for satisfied (or not) visitors to leave whatever they want (except feces/urine or other bodily fluids). Complaint, praise and suggestion letters are acceptable, as are any other misc gifts. No MONEY.
Any thoughts on legality of this type of theme camp considering the "Donations" basket?
---I'd still want to massage without the basket, if it wouldn't be acceptable.
Oh yeah, and men only. I'd also probe all potential participants whether or not they have special ladies in attendance who would destroy my camp while I'm out or knife me in my sleep.
and I would be giving basically warm soapy sponge baths on a table or air mattress, the water would be easy to get out there.
Having a sex drive doesn't mesh well with instructing little brats, apparently.
I asked her if she could just mail it then and I'd come back some other time with glowies as I was far away from my camp, and she said "No, we work on a gift exchange here".
