Random thoughts...

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:05 pm

Potatoes prefer multi-tailed flagellation. It reminds them of their youths, as single celled asteriods. During that time, their fulsome bodies are coated with fllagellae. This allowed them to tunnel gracefully through most soups, though cream of celery is always hard, owing to the fiberglass

But, as you know, we can all get around that by a conscientious refusal to use the visible light spectrum. Stick with infraviolet or ultrared. And, as a bonus, it keeps pesky clowns away.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:09 am

Body Odor?
Or Black Ops?
Same acronym.
...I guess it`s up to me to decide.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:21 pm

Oh my god.
This conspiricy keeps unfolding before my eyes.

"Evian" is "Naive" spelled backwards!

Not just a coincidence I am sure.

The more I look into these things, the fuckeder they get.

I should just close my eyes and take the pill...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:09 pm

I can't read your posts until you get rid of that creepy avatar.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:11 pm

...sorry if it bugs you.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:26 pm

Thanks for the crack in my screen, EDB.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:11 pm

I can't shake the feeling that SchrÃ¶dinger's cat is following me and wants something.
What could it be?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:28 pm

That creepy avatar has friends! The flies in my room come over to the laptop screen to try and play with it. I should make a YouTube of it....no, I should go back to work.....ya. work.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:15 am

CERN is just so fucking cool!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:35 am

My mouth tastes like coffee-flavored kid.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:23 am

Here, have some dogshit, with colored sprinkles on top.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:54 pm

Raspberries right off the cane taste so darn good!

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:41 am

the shy ones twist their balloons de psychological without any facepaint,

and the crowd at the end of the line are too distant to hear the groans of those who've found the end

which way to the fountain bin, you say?

there's always the blue shiny liquid that jiggers with the meltin,
but what they really crave is rare to be found

might be why they crave it

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:32 pm

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:45 pm

Hungry perhaps??? Wait 76 weeks; http://standeyo.com/NEWS/08_Food_Water/ ... House.html

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:42 am

Water.
Cool, Clear, Water.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:09 am

Large crystal clear ice cubes tumbling swiftly from a gigantic ice sculptured fountain into the awaiting pure, precious water.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:39 pm

Now I gotta pee.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:52 pm

A half-million goodbyes; http://www.prisonplanet.com/half-a-mill ... ffins.html

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:57 pm

can't sit still wrote:Hungry perhaps??? Wait 76 weeks; http://standeyo.com/NEWS/08_Food_Water/ ... House.html

"so after this sale there will be oÂnly 2.7 million bushels of wheat left the entire CCC inventory,â€

help · Post by **help** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:14 pm

Why is it that one never sees a garden in the areas with the highest unemployment rates? I mean, it's certainly not 'cause the local people don't have time to find and barter for seed, scratch out a small plot of soil, plant the seed, water and weed the fledging beds, secure the fruits of their labor, harvest and store their solar-provided bounty, and use a very small portion of it to replant another crop the following year. ("Whew, sounds like a lot of work, just for some food.")

A new Zen saying I remember says:

It's difficult to starve a man who grows his own food.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:51 pm

In general, I don't know, but theft can be a problem I hear.

There are more raccoons in the city than the country.
I can't grow tomatoes the way I want without fully enclosing them.
I had plans to grow indoors once.
No room now.

Enclosed in hardware cloth, you can grow a lot of tomatoes in a small area.
2 or 3 plants are all you need.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:01 am

help wrote:Why is it that one never sees a garden in the areas with the highest unemployment rates? I mean, it's certainly not 'cause the local people don't have time to find and barter for seed, scratch out a small plot of soil, plant the seed, water and weed the fledging beds, secure the fruits of their labor, harvest and store their solar-provided bounty, and use a very small portion of it to replant another crop the following year. ("Whew, sounds like a lot of work, just for some food.")

A new Zen saying I remember says:

It's difficult to starve a man who grows his own food.

It's cuz as soon as you plant them goddamn radishes, some son of a bitch done come by and swipe 'em.
Fuck that.

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:06 am

So you don't plant radishes--you plant radicchio. That'll keep people from absconding with your radishy goodness.

Unless all they're really focused on is spelling. Then you'll wind up with a few cs and an o.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:53 pm

that mario bro's game shot that idea to hell...

one day it's a nice breeze through your sunshiny garden,
the next you get hit in the head with stuff and someone tries to jump on you

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:31 pm

I used to use weeds as ground cover.
Now I concentrate on growing and hybridising a number of varieties of weeds. It's actually less trouble, and it's one thing I have a talent for.
Some of them are actually moderately useful.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:02 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:45 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I used to use weeds as ground cover.
Now I concentrate on growing and hybridising a number of varieties of weeds. It's actually less trouble, and it's one thing I have a talent for.
Some of them are actually moderately useful.

Sorry, they aren't weeds anymore!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:37 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:

Is this Mark Leno?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:31 pm

don't look down upon the laborers
just ask yourself, "what would hurcules do?"

what on earth is not 3 dimensional?

gravity is the collective influence of large sums of atoms,
each consisting of two states (outer and inner) and a relative motion between
in a recipe seen reflected in the cosmos.

a two directional addendum to a one dimensional point does not a realism make

if something were true, t'would hold true no matter how close you looked.

how fine a point can you make that wouldn't become a canvas when more magnificently magnified?

the mind is either occupied with reality, or a false sense of it.

let's not over-look the advantage of having soo many sets of neurons and sensory bits roaming around.