When Somebody Says "You're doing it wrong"

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:11 pm

A place to prepare with good comebacks to people that tell you "you're doing it wrong".

1. "It's clear to me now that I am doing it wrong. What a lucky day to have met you. Please check back with me often, that you might correct me in all my fields of endeavor."

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:33 pm

Just because I did'nt do it the way you would, does'nt mean I did wrong. Especially if the same results were accomplished.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:54 pm

You were right about me being wrong, but you were wrong about you being right.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:12 pm

just because you feel you know the direction and outcome of my action, doesn't not mean you have a grasp of the overall possibilities and an acceptance of said possibilities to the point at which the desired outcome will achieve its completion, with positive and intended result........

EB · Post by EB » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:39 pm

"If this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right."

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:59 am

*cough, cough* Eat me! *cough, cough*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:34 am

"excuse me, call it a wild guess, but are you French?"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:59 am

"Here's the paint brush, YOU show me how to finish painting the house!!"

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:10 am

EspressoDude wrote:no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
@ Camp Apokiliptika

Would it be WRONG if I came by and dressed some of that naked espresso with Kahlua and Irish whiskey?

Oh yeah, the topic... "Wrong? Hey, at least I'm doing it!"

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:24 am

Oh, some great come-backs already! You're doing it right! (snicker - cackle... *snort*)

Here's one I heard somewhere:

"You, sir, are a know-it-all... but then you would know that!"

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:08 am

'...and I notice you aren't doing it at all!"

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:17 am

While a simple "Fuck you very much" is neither clever nor subtle, sometimes it just feels right.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:10 am

This is a social experiment. I am counting the number of assholes that are willing to give me such information. Congratulations, you are number 17!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:15 am

"You're not that good-looking, so I thought you'd be nice."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:27 am

"i am so sorry dear, i'm being selfish.

would you like it Harder, Faster, or Both?"

Queue · Post by **Queue** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:01 pm

Well which hole is it supposed to go into then?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:02 am

I'll do YOU wrong!!!

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:05 am

Why are you so picky? I'm not.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:42 am

"Ah. I see the you-screwed-up fairy has visited us again."

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:27 pm

betrdanevr wrote:"Ah. I see the you-screwed-up fairy has visited us again."

Ha Ha Haaaaaa....

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:14 pm

i know

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:32 pm

I actually heard this one from an electrician on a job site.

one electrician talking to his work partner wrote: Whoâ€™s fucking this cat? Youâ€™re just holding the head. Now shut the fuck up!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:43 am

It's lefty loosey, righty suck my dick !!!

help · Post by **help** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:58 am

"Wrongly." "Wrongly" is the correct adverb. I find it very difficult to accept criticism from someone who can't even criticise my efforts with proper grammar.

Now, pass me another handful of maggots, won't you?

hunter S · Post by **hunter S** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:10 am

That right I am! now that I see your an exspert on the matter. Why don't you just show me?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:12 pm

"You need to work on your people skills."

"Shut up."

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:16 pm

"Well, hold your mother down so I can do it RIGHT!"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:48 am

burst into tears, grab the nearest can of gasoline, pour it all over yourself and then start asking passerby's for a lighter while screaming "it's all that motherfucker's fault, he CRUSHED my self-esteem!"

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:07 am

Star.. goofball. You know it's not nice calling 17 people assholes.
including one of the moderators.

Your resume needs to be edited to say " does not play well
with others".

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:56 am

skibear wrote:Star.. goofball. You know it's not nice calling 17 people assholes.
including one of the moderators.

Your resume needs to be edited to say " does not play well
with others".

Umm..That's Star's reply to the question. It was not directed towards the other posters.

Your resume needs to be edited to say "Has trouble with the concept of context"...

Badger