Best Insult Today

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:12 am

It's a vortex...Between his ears it's swirling dust and wind and condom wrappers...

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:40 am

...so i have to wait 23 hours unless i can top that?

see you tomorrow.

maybe you should have started with something like, "you're a poopy!"

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:45 am

It's all subjective.
Feel free to throw anything out there.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:51 am

you're a bad, bad, man......

when do we degrade to nasty, inappropriate insults?

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:41 am

ygmir wrote:
when do we degrade to nasty, inappropriate insults?

Like "You're a pus infected boil on the head of a goat's penis"?

I'm not sure... Perhaps we should give the thread a bit before we get truly inappropriate.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:16 am

I've manifested turds more in tune with the universe than you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:11 pm

"that's a nasty gash: I'd think the only thing that keeps your guts from falling out is the vacuum between your ears"...........

Yikes!! that's about the worst I've heard.......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:57 pm

you LIVE in Sacramento? i am SO sorry.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:09 pm

Simon:
are you addressing me?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:16 pm

not in particular, but if you are offended, again, i'm sorry you live in sacramento...

Maybe a change, like a relocation to Detroit, i know it's a small step up, but hey, inch by inch lifes a cinch, yard by yard life is hard.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:46 pm

nope, no offense at all.......I just didn't know if you thought I live in Sacramento......I don't............

Now, Detroit (de-twa), that'd scare me.......I'm a mountain dweller.........

Sac, scares me, too........

Black Rock City, I like it there...........

ZaphodBurner · Post by **ZaphodBurner** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:55 pm

"People like you keep society from becoming constipated."

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:59 pm

At a job interview, " So, your telling me you run your Company like Bush runs America ?"

somekind · Post by **somekind** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:12 pm

"We're letting you go because you're too productive."

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:23 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you LIVE in Sacramento? i am SO sorry.

Hey easy Rochester, that's my city you're talking about!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:52 pm

Why do you gotta fuck with me ?
THIS IS MY JOB !!!

after all.... I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth !!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:33 pm

"the only way she would be smart enough to have SHIT FOR BRAINS
is to be constipated for a week"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:52 am

"you are such a fucking Rumsfeld!"

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:14 pm

"When I want your opinion, I'll cut open your head, eat your brain, and shit your opinion back into your skull!"

Badger

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:16 pm

In response to person flipping you off:

"Is that your age, IQ, or the number of friends you had before your goldfish died?"

Badger

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:31 pm

Old favorite:
You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:46 pm

"waste of sperm".."fist magnet"..mother fucker..

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:23 pm

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:39 pm

thirt33n wrote:Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:39 pm

thirt33n wrote:Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Oh snap... lol

Badger

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:07 pm

Like your previous Badger, but this ones more to the point...

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you"

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:06 pm

"I'd slap you, but shit splatters."

"When you were born, the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mother."

"You're about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass."

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your navel."

"Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai!"
(Mandarin: Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors)

Badger

cablemonkey · Post by **cablemonkey** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:22 pm

I've always liked:

That's a nice shirt/pants/hat/whatever you've got there ....

... for a clown ...

... on the way to the circus!

If you time it right you can get a nice double zing out of it.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:50 pm

Nice tie.

I guess they couldn't guess your weight?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:20 am

"oh my god, Liza Minelli has a TWIN!"