NEED TXS/RIDE SHARE/PL TO STAY CAN PAY OR TRADE 4 EROTIC FUN

[Mistress Playa]

Hello All You Playa Players...Due to a bit of a scary family emergency, I was forced to give up my seat on a private plane and sell my tickets. Luckily things have turned around and worked out for the best :) Soooo now I'am able to go!!!!! Please Help A Mistress In Distress.

Mistress Playa needs 2 tickets and ride share/place to stay from Sacramento to the Playa...if you are traveling by RV or private plane or ? I want to talk to you!!... I am willing to pay... however, It could be much more fun to trade:) For what you ask???? Well that all depends on you or your group and what you can offer. About Me: I am a classy, fun, multi-talented beautiful, petite, exotic Goddess...My talents are quite diverse, anything from getting you the best deal on a home loan or refi (boring) to being the Bomb Diggity erotic party planner, erotic photography/modeling, sensual massage and dance, or just doing what I do best...being my wild & crazy self and always the life of the par-tay...Priceless. After all, I am Mistress Playa. Make me an offer I can't refuse.

I also have a very nice set of Ti...(I know what your thinking) tights, lingerie or costumes and tons of NEW adult toys, potions/lotions & things that go buzzzz in the night. Perfect for your own pleasure, or gifts on the playa. I'm willing to trade straight across for equal value, though donations are always welcome, hehe You can either post your offer here, or send me a private e-mail with your pix. to:

[email protected]

LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST BURN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wantabimi]

Hi there, I'm Lisa and unfortunately ( very very unfortunately) I just came down with mono and can't go. So I have a ticket for 260 if you need one, it's at will call so I'd have to send you a written note in the mail and stuff saying I've given you my ticket which I'd be willing to do. Let me know.
Pz <3

[Toolmaker]

sorry.. im into big boobs

[Rubbing Man]

Toolmaker's CRAZY!! I know your pic is hard to see, being so small and all, but sweatheart I can tell your a little hottie and your breasteses look perfect to me!! (and believe me, I've seen more than my fair share, in my massage profession) You definately seem like you'd be the life of the party at ANY camp on the playa. So Mistress Playa... I'd feel honored if you would join our camp.

We have a newer RV with plenty of room for 2 more. If you can get your tickets (we may be able to work something out for that as well) and either contribute a little $ or trade for gas, then we can take care of the rest. We have plenty of good food & drink to share, but you can bring your own if you'de like, of course. We have our own private bath & shower in the RV, as well as being surrounded by some of the best burners on the Playa ever. It's a mixed group of some long time veterans as well as a few virgins. We are a very open minded group, so you can really let your Goddess hair down & those perfect tata's out.

Note: If you get invited to another camp, that's cool too, but if you still need a ride share or anything else, just hit me back and I'll shhoot you out an e-mail with all the details.

Whoever you end up chooseing to go with (and I hope it's us) We would still love to meet and party with you.

See you on the Playa!

[Fire_Moose]

Pre-Playa Prostitution?

[AntiM]

Pre-Playa Prostitution?

Now, now be nice. They're adults and can do as they like int he privacy of their rideshare. I think.

[Ugly Dougly]

What? People are having sex on the playa?

[joemomma]

Didn't i read somewhere in rideshare horror stories about something like this? The hot girl willing to do anything for a ticket and a ride.... only to disappear soon after passing the gate.....

[Mistress Playa]

Toolmaker: First of all, I didn't notice a boob offering at all in my post. I'm unsure of what your point is, are you just trying to be mean and send out negative posts, or were you just simply stating what you were looking for? I'm a 34C, weigh 105 lbs and I'm 5'3" tall and in excellent shape, so if your looking for gynormous boobs...or any boobs for that matter, then your replying to the wrong post. Wishing you the best on your big boob quest.


Lisa: Thanks Lisa for the ticket offer. As soon as I get my ride & accomodations worked out, I"ll get back to you.


Rubbing Man: Thank you for the nice compliment...your not so bad yourself. hehe I have been getting other offers via e-mail similar to yours. I am very interested in your wonderful offer, please send me an e-mail on the complete details, as I will be choosing soon. BTW you can massage my back anytime and either way, keep in touch.


Firemoose: You obviously can't read. Since when has offering to do a loan, give a massage, do a dance, or modeling for trade, ever been considered prostitution??? Apparently you've never been to Burning Man because the things I offered for trade in my post are tame in comparisson to what actually happens on the Playa. As I posted in my ad, I'm also willing (and quite capable) to pay $. I only offered to do trade to "obviously" save money and to keep within the Burning Man tradition of sharing and helping one another out. I'm surprised that someone like yourself would even consider going to an event like this, which promotes openess, positivity, freedom of expression and most importantly NON- JUDGEMENTAL people, unlike yourelf. So please keep your negative posts to yourself...they don't belong here!

[thirt33n]

put your shirt on

[Mistress Playa]

thrit33n Do us all a favor, put your shirt on. Who are you the shirt police? Do you go around the Playa and tell all the girls to put their shirts on too? I'm starting to think twice about even going...I heard the people were all cool, but so far I've heard from a bunch of judgemental hippoctites. By the way, you really do BLOW!

[betrdanevr]

Pre-Playa Prostitution?

Now, now be nice. They're adults and can do as they like int he privacy of their rideshare. I think.

I think so too. It's the adverts that are obnoxious -- "judgment" not withheld.

To withhold justment is to have absolutely NO discrimination at all. Sorry, but even though I'm from the Summer of Love days . . .

[Mistress Playa]

Thanks AntiM

I don't understand some people, the things I am offering to trade, don't have anything to do with sex. Those people need to get their minds out of the gutter. I thought for sure the type of people who are going to Burning Man, more than anyone else, would be a lot more open minded and be able to "get it" but apparently not. I'm seriously reconsidering even going now if those people are a representation of Burning Man.

[thirt33n]

thrit33n Do us all a favor, put your shirt on. By the way, you really do BLOW!

hey!!

you did say it.

shit, i'll take my pants off. wait, i'm not packin' pants.



and yes, I BLOW.

[Mistress Playa]

Hey Ugly Dougly,

LOL...Finally someone normal (yeah right ha?) with a good sense of humor and who actually gets it. Please reassure me that some of the weird responses I've gotten from my post, are not the majority of the Burning Man community, Hope to hear from more fun, upbeat and positive burners like yourself. Hope to meet you there.

[Mistress Playa]

Let me begin by saying, I never even thought of that idea (cheating someone by not coming through on my part) I would NEVER do just "anything" (sexual that is) for tickets and a ride share... LOL and then just skip out on top of everything. It even sounds ridiculous! If I were going to burn someone (even though it's not in my character) it would be for a lot more than just a ride and a couple of tickets. Didn't anyone really read my post? I will trade what I offered to trade and NOTHING else. Why should I, I don't have to. I do understand what you are saying though, it only takes one bad apple to ruin it for all of us.

[ygmir]

[Mistress Playa]

thrit33n

Said what? Your not even making sense. What are you referring to that "I said" Are you sure your not "on" Blow? LOL I think it would really help, if you actually read the posts that you respond to.

[thirt33n]

mistress plonka

enjoy the rest of your summer darlin'

i hope you find your way.

and, take your pants off.

i'm the pants police.

ta ta

[Toolmaker]

Toolmaker: First of all, I didn't notice a boob offering at all in my post.

I'm just sayin I prefer bigger boobs.

What kind of erotic fun is on the table than? I mean.. whats more important than boobies?

You topic title states you are willing to trade "erotic fun" for ticket, ride, and crash pad on the playa. I'm filthy rich with a pvt jet so I'm not interested in the "can pay" part. And yes my small jet is cleared to land at BRC airport so no pesky line at the gate or drive from Reno. I know ppl in law enforcement who hook me up with the best drugs they confiscate off of the kids the catch at the gate. Silly kids keep thinkin they'll fool those K-9s

I guess I could deal with smaller mams if the "erotic fun" on the table was something I could get into. I've always been fond of gettin my rusty trombone blown.. and 69 isn't bad either.

I see mention of responses you got so far. I'm kind of a perv so could you please share some of the best ones with us?

You sent me this which was kinda funny considering its in response to such a small remark...

Toolmaker: First of all, I didn't notice a boob offering at all in my post. I'm unsure of what your point is, are you just trying to be mean and send out negative posts, or were you just simply stating what you were looking for? I'm a 34C, weigh 105 lbs and I'm 5'3" tall and in excellent shape, so if your looking for gynormous boobs...or any boobs for that matter, then your replying to the wrong post. Wishing you the best on your big boob quest.

Lord knows where ya got that from.. all I said was..

sorry.. im into big boobs

Than we got this to seriously consider..

Didn't i read somewhere in rideshare horror stories about something like this? The hot girl willing to do anything for a ticket and a ride.... only to disappear soon after passing the gate.....

After that thirteen said some funny shit and you seem to be retracting the "trade 4 erotic fun" part of the thread.

Details sister.. we need details about the erotic fun.. oh yeah.. some of those msgs ya got already would be really righteous to share too.

[Mistress Playa]

Hay Tool,

The details are on my original post...I would be willing to trade for:

Erotic Part: 1. Sensual Massage (not sexual massage) 2. Fun Toys, Lingerie, Costumes, etc. (so if YOU need a dildo or a tutu, your talking to the right gal) 3. Erotic Dance, which means just that...a dance, I"m a dancer, not a stripper (although I like to pretend I am sometimes)
4. Erotic Party Planner: I help people plan adult type parties, ...Lingerie & Toy Parties, Bachelor/ette Parties, Sushi on a naked girl, etc.etc.etc.

Non-Erotic Part: I do resisential & commercial loans. So if you need to refinance, or need any type of home purchase loan, I would be willing to work something out as far as a price reduction for doing the loan.

As far as SEX or DRUGS are concerned, first of all, I don't (do not) use drugs...and there will be NO sex, unless I get shit faced & decide that's what I want to do...bad news is, that it probably wouldn't be with you.
So, there you have it baby...Details, maybe not the details you wanted to hear, but details none the less. I'm real, not an escort or a hooker (I was a hooker at Halloween one year though) Good Times...Girls Just Want To Have Fun...and that's what I'm all about.

After all, they're just tickets and a ride/share I'm trading for...Not tickets to the moon...what do you expect? And besides, sex with me would be priceless, I don't think even you could afford that.

[Captain Goddammit]

Actually, BM tickets and an airconditioned RV with lots of extra water for the shower is priceless... Sex can be had for free. Good sex.

This line: "and there will be NO sex, unless I get shit faced & decide that's what I want to do...bad news is, that it probably wouldn't be with you." reduces your bargaining power to zero!

[thirt33n]

hey, take your shirt off!!!

[Toolmaker]

This line: "and there will be NO sex, unless I get shit faced & decide that's what I want to do...bad news is, that it probably wouldn't be with you." reduces your bargaining power to zero!

Indeed it does.. the wife, girlfriend and I all got a good laugh.

Since you bring NOTHING to the table that cant be had for free on the playa I don't think you'll get what you want mistress. Do be careful of those that take you up on yer offer, and make sure there isn't a roofie in any drinks you get served.

Oh yeah... on final note.. try to take a peek at the 10 principles and read the first timers guide and survival guide. The rangers guide is also quite dandy.

[Badger]

They're adults and can do as they like int he privacy of their rideshare.

True, but on a public board she's coming across like a declass, skanky ho' peddling her nook hole. Sounds no different from someone pitching commerce for a ticket.

[Mistress Playa]

Captain Goddammit

lol...Your right about that! All those things you mentioned are priceless on the Playa...but as far as the reduction of offers to my post because of my "zero sex remark and that it probably wouldnt be with you" (which was a joke by the way) as far as I can tell, had NO effect at all, all kinds of offers for trade are pouring in from both men and women...and no, they're not all perved out offers. They're actually quite nice, funny and legitimate (they just happen to get it and obviously find value in my trade offer) The things I'm offering for trade are legitimate things to trade, just because I'm not offering sex as part of that trade, doesn't make my trade items any less valuable. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking such a thing!

[Mistress Playa]

Well Tool,

I'm glad that you and your little harem got a good laugh at my expense. Did you read my post where I literally spelled out what I have to trade for? I don't know the last time you checked out the fees and expenses to do a loan, (they're a lot) but to greatly reduce those (real) fees, I think that alone is worth way more than what I'm asking for. Also, check into party planners and ask them if they work for free. I've already gotten at least 10 people who are interested to trade for me helping them plan a party and 5 (so far) who want to do a loan for trade. The lingerie, costumes, adult toys, etc. are all NEW.. they cost me $$$ (I'm bringing all kinds of clothes, costumes, accessories and a lot of different things to share and give away) so the lingerie, costumes, etc. are for BEFORE you get there. People are buying these things anyway, so why not do a trade, if it works out for both us? Maybe you don't need a loan, lingerie, or someone to help you plan a party...but apparently there are many who do and see it as being very valuable to them...so for you to say that "I bring NOTHING to the table" is just being plain mean & nasty.

[Mistress Playa]

Badger

On the board you sound like a moron who can't read and a vulgar moron at that. "a skanky ho peddling her "nook hole"? LOL got to laugh at that one! I've never "peddled" my "nook hole" to anyone, although I've had plenty of opportunities to do so. I enjoy making my own $$$ and lot's of it! I probably make more than you do...hands down! The reason I'm even doing trade is because I may have something that another person needs or wants (sex not included) and they may have something that they don't want or can't use, that I could use. Besides it's just fun talking to new, nice and interesting people...(unlike yourself)
Why pay cash, if it works out for both parties involved?

FYI-You know...you really should be careful how you talk about people you don't know, 'cause you really don't know who your talking shit about.

I'll be looking for you on the Playa, 'cause I just have to know what an asshole like yourself looks like. (my bodyguard really wants to meet you too, he'll also be there) Who knows, maybe you guys might just end up becoming good friends.

P.S. Your name really does suit you...BADGER

[ygmir]

[Kinetik V]

First look at the thread and thread title: I thought some skank was trying to offer sexual services on the playa in order to get in.
Second look: One picture, lots of blather, still ain't impressed, seen better, done better. Ain't worth the time, hassle, or cost.
Third look: Threatening to send your bodyguard to meet Badger came across as an implied threat of violence. And doesn't that violate the eplaya's TOS which means a moderator could block this thread? Hmmmm....

In short this whole thread was a time suck. And not a good one at that. Prostitution is legal in Nevada, but I sure as hell don't think Dennis Hof would even spit in your direction....and unless you're doing it legal and legit, I'd be very damn careful with putting out posts that looks like you're slutting yourself around in exchange for tix and other favors..it may not be what you intended it to look like...but that's what it sure appears to be.