The Bar

Captain Underpants · Post by **Captain Underpants** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:48 pm

Mmmmm white Zen, now all i need is some music and something visually stimulating and pow, zang! life is done

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:50 pm

Real World's not too bad. [Drags in 30 pack of PBR] It has it's benefits.

Several inappropriate hugs this week, otherwise everyone wants to hear about the burn. I haven't figured out how to sum it up in less than 20 sentences.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:53 pm

I also found my cigarette case today. It had five cigarettes that I rolled Sunday night. Sweet little puff of play a dust came out when I opened it.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:55 pm

I hear ya fciron (P.s.- How was the tea out there?) Capt. U---Zendage is always a good time...throw in some dust/sun and you have an Emergency Survival kit (h i b e r n a t i o n)

P.S.- I am drinking cof' out of the same mug I had a Bloody Mary in from the B(o)(o)bs...I think I just chipped on a peppercorn, YUM!

Captain Underpants · Post by **Captain Underpants** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:59 pm

yea... I am just sitting here in a bathrobe with the smell of freshly welded iron hanging in the air, hoping but knowing it wont happen to see an art car roll down my street... by the by did you lock your door this morning in fear of the mad gunman rolling round town or did you leave it unlocked to attract him so you can stab him in the face with a soldering iron?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:08 pm

I did lock the door, Capt. U (still locked come to think of it

) Art Car, you say? You mean the "coffee cup electric wheelchair"/ Emergency Caffeine Transport? B A C K FL I P bro! fciron, I smoked some emergency gifted cigs the other night at work---you can not mistake that dust anywhere

(sets out some catnip for Noir) Meow!

(P.s.) Go easy on me guys, I got Wi-Fi. (Pay twice as much to have it go twice as slow...f-ing technology...BLaH!!!

Captain Underpants · Post by **Captain Underpants** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:14 pm

Hmm the "Electric wheelchair emergency caffeine backflip bro" or the EWECBB for short i kinda like it, time to find an unattended electric wheelchair and wheel like there's no tommarow, then of course destroy it an rebuild it better faster stronger the 1million dollar man...

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:22 pm

HaHaHa

When I worked at the Care Home, I used to work with them all the time. Probably could find a cheap/used one to convert, and just need a generator to charge from. The 'Cup' design could be any light material (foam/wire/plywood). Indeed---well, time to wash the unmentionables and head off to the grind site. Love it ya'll and good night!!! Capt. U---Will see ya here in about 45 minutes...NOW CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE A BIG BOY DAMNIT! (Cc looks at his fruity colored string bikini....ummm, me too probably... C O F F E E FOREVER

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:42 pm

fciron wrote:Several inappropriate hugs this week...

Given or received?

(digs in cooler for stray beer)

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:46 pm

Le Chat!

<pours a saucer of good whiskey for the kitty & a glass for himself>

How was your trip back?

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:52 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
fciron wrote:Several inappropriate hugs this week...
Given or received?

(digs in cooler for stray beer)

Given.

If you can't hug an old hippy lady at her art opening then who can you hug?

(No need to dig, got PBR coming out my ears.)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:53 pm

Three long days on the road. But all in all, very good. Home safe with no problems and minimul wear on trailer and vehicle.

So Iâ€™d say it was successful

Thanks again, by the way to you and Shoe. It was â€œShoeâ€œ, right? Iâ€™m telling youâ€¦ you two guys and fciron have cooler rights in my camp. Just come in and grab beer at your leisure, all three of you. You earned it pushing the rust bucket home that night.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:55 pm

(Holds extra saucer up to fcironâ€™s ear, awaiting a PBR chaser for his whiskey.)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:05 pm

Manâ€¦ I really gotta get some sleep so I can work in the morning. It takes several days to get back into the rut... erâ€¦ groove.

See ya suckers...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:06 pm

*pulls prb from a secret cold compartment in her chair, and puts next to Kitty*

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:09 pm

Shew, actually. He is mighty good folk, and I am proud to have him as my second in command. Glad y'all got home safe.

<looks in the banjo box for some Fish food>

Hiya Fishy!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:12 pm

(sneaks back in, jumps on fishyâ€™s lapâ€¦ snags the PBR, grins and runs off again)

Shew!! How perfect is that??

'night, all. I miss the dust already.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:14 pm

Hey, General.

(((((((LCN)))))))

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:20 pm

I'll finish the last of LCN's PBR for him -

You guys, we had a great burn.

(& thanks for the underpants ClarkCon!)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:32 pm

(((((((Karine)))))))

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:40 pm

(((((((Fishy!)))))))

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:43 pm

Hiya Karine -

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:43 pm

Whatcha drinking, Fishy?
What can I serve you?

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:49 pm

Be careful, fishy - This girl is d a n g e r o u s l y fun and her whiskey will hit ya in the morning! (My only hangover of the whole burn !)

(((((Risky!)))))

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:53 pm

ok - have to be up at 5am.
Thanks for the nightcap, ladies.

xoxoxo

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:56 pm

I have to be signing off too - Thank you again, ladies.

((crushing the PBR can))

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:28 am

Howdy gang! sorry I missed last nights nitecaps....

fed the neighbor a huge hurricane glass of cadillac margharitta's as a thank you for letting us park the trailers in and out in and out of her driveway for the last 3 weeks.
Sat out back just looking at the 15 piles of burner gear needing washing and organizing.
Broomed out the camper ...well actually dusted myself and relocated the dust just to different parts of the camper...hehheee
Last year everything was really dusty, this yr still dusty, but not AS bad.
So when we get the storage area's figured out it should go away nicely.

Still wanna know where my majical flute is that makes it all do it itself.....

Mornin' ya'll...have an absolutely friggin awesome day!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:45 am

When I'm here, I pretty standardly drink the Pago Pago Octopus.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:26 pm

I've got the Yacht almost emptied out (it does double-duty as a cargo container during the road trip) and ready for a session with the pressure washer inside and out... I promised myself to actually put it away all clean this year. Usually it gets stashed away absolutely untouched from the playa.
But I guess it's going on one final ride; all the kids in the neighborhood want to take it around the block a time or two, so I said I'd do it. I owe it to my Karma, 'cuz I never did make it to Kids Camp with it like I was gonna.

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:54 pm

Hey Everyone. I picked up Boxburner from the greyhound station on Sunday. He has a super big beard. It was good to see him and I wish I could have been there with all of you. Thank you Mozy for the cool stuff. Thank you for the Terminal City patch, post some pictures if anyone has some ready yet. If anyone has a myspace send me your login and I'll add you. Well I have to go have to go choke off my airway with a smig. Goodnite and see you all tomorrow.