Burning Man Has Jumped the Snark

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:17 pm

That's right, the days of all sarcasm all the time are over. Now there will be peace, love, and a hard boiled egg for every participant. Yoga; sing-a-longs; chakra alignments; wheel balancing; face painting; tofu cooking contests, where everybody's a winner; soft, gentle breezes, caressing perfectly clear skin--none of those wind storms; inscense in all porta-potties; Death Guild reinvents itself as the Life League, in soft, fuzzy art cars; and instead of all that nasty burning, the effigy will be hugged into oblivian.

And as a side bonus all those who engage in sarcasm and irony on the boards will dissappear as if the snark was a booj--

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:27 pm

uh-oh. another snarkasm reform casualty. ah well, it had to happen sooner or later. I guess it really is a fucking rainbow gathering after all. pass the patchouli please...

d6 · Post by d6 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:29 pm

Are you still going to be Fonzie, jumping over the cuddle puddles were the man once stood?
and who will be:
Al?
Mrs. C.?
Chachi?
Ralph Malph?
Suzie Quatro?

there is not enough time in the day................

C.Fishy, you are loved! I'm hugging you right now!
oh wait, that said "snark", "not shark".........
<ahem>
get off my land!!

d6,
eediot

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:49 pm

I;m Suzy Quatro, but back in her glitter years with Chinnichap on Top of the Pops singing Devil Gate Drive. Someone else can be her in pink leather.

d6 · Post by d6 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:51 pm

wow! - now that is knowing your Quatro!

i'd like to submit my application for the position of cowbell.

d6,
boom-tchuck

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:24 am

WE NEED MORE MORMANS!

i'm not sure why, but we do.

RedHeaven · Post by **RedHeaven** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:44 am

Put an extra pillow case on your list for next year now, because Ive got plans to go Patchouli'n next year!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:31 pm

Any type of defenses (mental blocks, shadestructures, survival instinct, etc.) shall be dropped immediatliy!!! Why build walls? Everybody (looksinto the crowd) do the Open Window Dance, YEAH!!! You want coffee? (points) DO YOU WANT COFFEE!?! (points again) COME DIGGY! (Cc strips off all clothing) Come on over, man...I sure like you. HEY! I'D EVEN LET YOU P*UNK MY SISTER! (slowly but surely, CLARK succumbs to the ground, passed out in a puddle of joy-joy feelings and de-fundraytion...(medic...plz...

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:24 pm

"I aint talkin about pleasure boatin, I'm talkin about snarkin! I'm talkin about workin for a livin!"

-Capt. Quint

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:28 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:WE NEED MORE MORMANS!

i'm not sure why, but we do.

Mormons. As in Morons with an extra "m".

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:45 pm

LOL or as in shags like the energizer bunny. I'm just sayin :)

- true confessions of the recently converted

honeyfire · Post by **honeyfire** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:53 pm

*Passing out cookies and rainbow glitter*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:30 pm

Hey, the chocolate chips are all glittery!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:09 pm

here, let me mist you with some pungent scent without asking, that should help wash it off :)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:32 pm

*coff, coff* What, are you trying to suffocate me?

honeyfire · Post by **honeyfire** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:55 am

Oooooohhhh, edible glitter!
How... rainbow!

Burning Man Has Jumped the Snark

Burning Man Has Jumped the Snark

And some bubble stuff...

Now we really will be what we eat, eh?