Funny question about tits...

Absolut Jeenyus · Post by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:01 am

So a bunch of my friends and I were watching some stand up comedy and the guy was making jokes about breasts... and it was followed by jokes about outer space... I suppose I should mention that we were stoned too... Anyhow, so we were wondering... what do tits look like in outer space? Since there is lack of gravity, would they be more firm, less sagging because of lack of gravity? So we googled that shit and couldnt find anything. I asked a friend of mine who is a doctor and he couldnt tell me much... unfortunately I dont have any friends in NASA to ask, so I figured I would turn to my fellow burners and see what your opinions were on such a stupid topic... Do tits sag in outter space? Do they float perfectly centered? Or is it a mystery... lol

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:47 am

Ahhh, the joys of EMS, sometimes just way to much time on ones hand, time to ponder such deep subjects such as this one. Do tits float upward in zero-g? I would think not to voluptuously, unfortunately. What are the odds in getting NASA to consider a study of such a compelling issue? However, I think that if you lofted up the female population of a nursing home, bra-less, then you might have a problem with poked eyes and/or blocked nares. Not to mention damaged retinas of those unfortunate to have witnessed such a spectacle, at the very least damaged psyche's. One would also have to ascertain, would weeners float as well? Does shit stink in space? Would farting in a space suit affect your orientation? Would copulation require the use of standard velcro or industrial grade? These dilemma's and others will occupy our country for many years to come.

somekind · Post by **somekind** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:11 am

Isn't it just the same as chicks on a trampoline? You just have to figure out which frame of the video best represents weightlessness.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:01 pm

Only tits I know of that are visible from space are from The Booby Bar.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:46 pm

Underwater is also a good approximation to weightlessness, although the approximation is not perfect because tits are less dense than water.

I actually don't care, since I appreciate them in practically any environment.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:49 am

Toolmaker wrote:Only tits I know of that are visible from space are from The Booby Bar.

....and they appear to stay exactly firmly upright not touching the upper chest nor the lower chest....dead center and plump like.

by the way...has anyone seen my tittys from space this year yet?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:54 am

Absolut Jeenyus wrote: Anyhow, so we were wondering... what do tits look like in outer space? :

With or without a pressurized suit?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:58 pm

pinemom wrote:
Toolmaker wrote:Only tits I know of that are visible from space are from The Booby Bar.

....and they appear to stay exactly firmly upright not touching the upper chest nor the lower chest....dead center and plump like.

by the way...has anyone seen my tittys from space this year yet?

While the boob size is just right..

any thought on nipple variety changes?

I have always prefered slightly brownish with larger areolas.

Could be a yearly thing with the booby bar. A boob job if you will..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:13 pm

hmmm, while an ariola job was already decided upon, the surrounding ariola is to be made with grommitted vinyl. This yr was last yr clothe, that ripped off and tore.

But you say a more brown color...hmmm... I hadnt thought of that?

Although the color of nipples and ariola's has always been hot pink for whiteout location device to work.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:55 pm

Who cares anyway, if you're having sex in low gravity?

You would only be dealing with inertia, but you still have that puffy thing everyone experiences in low gravity with their body.

And industrial velcro.
It would need to be nomex or better, of course.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:18 pm

gyre wrote:Who cares anyway, if you're having sex in low gravity?

Thats the Kirk impersonations camp, same village different camp.. in schpace. I think the french invaded or something and stopped the Shatner impersonations. The evil foot o mine kept me from that part of town this year.

I really wanted to hit the bar again and see the Zsu Zsu installation, just never got around to it on playa time and all. Too much to see and do, not enough days to see and do it all.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:19 pm

Toolmaker wrote:
gyre wrote:Who cares anyway, if you're having sex in low gravity?
Thats the Kirk impersonations camp, same village different camp.. in schpace. I think the french invaded or something and stopped the Shatner impersonations.

Actually, the French invaded and started calling Shatner a comedic genius and the labverks people just couldn't take the accolades that came with the schtick after that.

Aiee! It burns! · Post by **Aiee! It burns!** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:02 pm

You would have thought some nudist or porn star would have ridden the Vomit Comet nude just to demonstrate this?

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:12 pm

somekind wrote:Isn't it just the same as chicks on a trampoline? You just have to figure out which frame of the video best represents weightlessness.

Couldnt one also watch an old episode of the man show?

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