The BOOBY BAR! 2009!!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:27 pm

OK... Last year we were bigger than ever. This year we will settle for being brighter

Thanks to everyone that came by in 2008 and we hope to see you AND your friends in 2009.

Let the scheming begin...

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:34 pm

Uh, does this mean you will require an IQ test?

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:59 pm

Like YOU would be worried about that!

People that actually found us after dark had to be pretty on top of things, so no, no IQ tests will be required.

I mean BRIGHTER! Lighter! More incandescent!! More visible!!! (Even though the glowing nipples did act as beacons on those dark, chilly nights...

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ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:35 am

put lukky and trojan on the nipples with lightbulbs in thier mouths like uncle fester....

problem solved.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:12 am

No Alice those seats are reserved for you and Sumo!
2009 your Booby destiny awaits you!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Well gang...we only have 48 weeks to plan this new adventure.....do you think that enough time???? Worried....heheeee

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:15 am

***peeks out from the barbed wire***

psssssssssst.... mom......

hand me the wire cutters.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:17 am

why....you wanna come home now?

here ya go Smashy.......come on home!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:56 pm

CapSmashy wrote:***peeks out from the barbed wire***

psssssssssst.... mom......

hand me the wire cutters.....

BACK IN THE BRIG YOU!

Wait for your military tribunal.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:29 pm

Interactive Court Marshall at next year's burn?

SumoBM · Post by **SumoBM** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:18 pm

[quote="pinemom"]No Alice those seats are reserved for you and Sumo!
2009 your Booby destiny awaits you!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Well gang...we only have 48 weeks to plan this new adventure.....do you think that enough time???? Worried....heheeee[/quote]

I think I would prefer the nipple in my mouth than a lightbulb but hey thats just me.

Already priming the wife to warm her up to the idea of seeing me go again!

Fecker · Post by **Fecker** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:33 pm

Booby bar rocked all week. I was one of the guys dressed as a surgeon! We had so much fun espically on the Sunday night.

Thanks for staying open!!!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:59 am

This just in:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:12 pm

Nick Collide wrote:

OK, nick!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:42 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:14 pm

heeeheheheee...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:15 pm

::the part of Pinemom will be played by MOB (mother of the bride) for the next 6 weeks::

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:16 pm

Nick, are you asking for input or did you want to head the village lighting project up? Gonzo (resident former virgin) has been all a twitter about next year. He would like to participate in the lighting project, as this was discussed w/ Titwi at camp. Nick - let us know if you want a manager or an underling please. If it's management, and this is acceptable to you all, we would like a vote count of what would be best:
"symbolic" lighting similar to lamplighters (solar, kerosene, other)
"real" lighting that would require electricity
standardized (all the same lamps) lighting that would define the village
culturally specific lighting that would be different for each camp's theme

I'm thinking the easiest and cheapest would be symbolic lighting that was standard for the village.

Another alternative is to have each camp commit to making their camp's lighting happen and then we see what we get in 2009. One way to ensure committment is to have one person "manage" this to enforce follow through so there's no light holes.

Over

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:16 pm

I'm gonna make Booby Cookies. Whether or not any make it to the actual Booby Bar remains to be seen.

Nipples, marischino cherries or red hots?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:44 pm

AntiM- I LOVE marischino cherries! Alas, I don't know how they'd do in the heat/dust. Red Hots would be a safe/still edible bet

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:56 pm

The jars of maraschino cherries aren't refrigerated at the store. Could you open the jar before serving and add the nipples then?

I like the idea of juicy maraschino nipples.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:07 pm

hey Nick..
how many gigaboobs would that be..?? 32,34 or 36..??
had fun getting to actually meet everyone at the meet n greet at BDCWB !!
got some great pics of everyone...
how many weeks left till evolution..??

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:53 am

347 days....better get busy!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Oh yeah....Im planning a wedding...brb

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:15 pm

Only 347 days? where does the time go?

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:25 pm

Egads! And I haven't even started packing yet!!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:30 pm

THE BOOBY BAR 09':

Bigger, brighter, and nipplier!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:26 pm

Red hots. On the basis that they are a lessor offense to all that is holy.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:36 am

cocktails in the early morning...or late night wherever your head is at the moment.....

yup it worked BoxaRoxa!

Nickel · Post by **Nickel** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:27 am

I vote red hots. Hot nipples...

Hot, red nipples. Hot nipples... Red hots! Red hots!

Plus I like red hots better.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:40 pm

Lorgasm here reporting for duty.

Lorgasm sets up some shots of Wild Turkey for the Glory of HST and the members, friends, and lost walk ins of the Booby Bar.

Cheers Everyone.

I am thinking warm and happy thoughts of all and hope all is well. Miss you and cannot wait to dance in the moonlight with each and every one of you. If its a white-out, even better.

I AM SOOOOOO THERE!!!!!!

Peace, love, and many hugs and kisses,
Lorgasm

miimno · Post by **miimno** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:34 pm

Missed the Booby Bar! Great powers that be, I missed the Booby Bar!