You thought we had hit an all time low with the 2008 Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp......but in 2009 we are out to out do ourselves with......................................
Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp
You will get to relive all those fond childhood memories from that summer you spent at your Grandparents house like....................
Walking in the bathroom and seeing Grandma sitting naked on the toilet
Being kept awake all night long from the sound of your Grandma yelling, “FUCK ME DADDY!!!!â€
Watch your Grandparents Fuck Camp
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willyloafofphora
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I've seen old people naked (hey, I'm a paramedic, its parta the job, sadly) and it's not a pretty sight. Now add in the thought of gramps banging grandma, say, doggie style -
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[quote="willyloafofphora"]Both of my grandpas are dead. How come I always miss out.[/quote]
Sorry about your Grandparents being dead....................but you won’t miss out with them not being around..........You will get to enjoy the pleasure of watching the looks on the faces of YOUR FRIENDS that bring their Grandparents to Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp......There is nothing more fun than seeing THAT horrified look on your friends faces when they see their Granddad going down on Grandma in front of a crowd of cheering onlookers..........
Remember.......there’s nothing quite as much fun as watching your Grandparents Fuck.......except maybe the Indy 500......................
Sorry about your Grandparents being dead....................but you won’t miss out with them not being around..........You will get to enjoy the pleasure of watching the looks on the faces of YOUR FRIENDS that bring their Grandparents to Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp......There is nothing more fun than seeing THAT horrified look on your friends faces when they see their Granddad going down on Grandma in front of a crowd of cheering onlookers..........
Remember.......there’s nothing quite as much fun as watching your Grandparents Fuck.......except maybe the Indy 500......................
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cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
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You guy's are really fuckin sick ! I'm shocked and appalled that you would even entertain this sort of demented, fucked up and sordid behavior.
Do you have an idea where this may happen in 2009 though? any idea of where the camp may be located? Do you need help setting up tents or anything?
Let me know.....
Shorty.
Do you have an idea where this may happen in 2009 though? any idea of where the camp may be located? Do you need help setting up tents or anything?
Let me know.....
Shorty.
"Tis better to be well disliked,
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
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Armenian grandparents do not have sex. Children are ordained by the Holy Etchmiadtsin/Grand Catholicos,... the earthly representative/s of the Little Sweet Baby Jesus. With that said, go GILF Camp!!!!
Come down with fire - Lift my spirit higher -Someone's screaming my name - Come and make me holy again....
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Re: Watch your Grandparents Fuck Camp
flatlander13 wrote:Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp
You will get to relive all those fond childhood
Sorry, I'm from the Midwest and we didn't discover fucking until 1987. Before then, we just used turkey basters when offspring were needed.
Suggestions on aproaching Grandma?
She is 89 and not exactly hot but very fun and very active. she is good natured and cheery any suggestions...
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stillwalkn
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time flies
One day we were having fun and the next thing we knew, it was time to get rid of all the mirrors. Enjoy your beauty while it lasts. Because it doesn't.
You won't catch me parading around naked. Yes, Virginia, there is still sex after 50, but you have to turn out the light. Time ravages your body.
You won't catch me parading around naked. Yes, Virginia, there is still sex after 50, but you have to turn out the light. Time ravages your body.
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AntiM
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Re: time flies
LOL, I get naked when I feel comfy doing so, not often, but I don't mind anyone seeing the sags and bags and assorted scars. I earned them.stillwalkn wrote:One day we were having fun and the next thing we knew, it was time to get rid of all the mirrors. Enjoy your beauty while it lasts. Because it doesn't.
You won't catch me parading around naked. Yes, Virginia, there is still sex after 50, but you have to turn out the light. Time ravages your body.
Lights out? Chicken! We rarely have sex with the lights out. MyLarry can't find the lube in the dark.
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Re: time flies
I earned mine, too. I have no one to share them with, but that's the way things are.AntiM wrote:LOL, I get naked when I feel comfy doing so, not often, but I don't mind anyone seeing the sags and bags and assorted scars. I earned them.stillwalkn wrote:One day we were having fun and the next thing we knew, it was time to get rid of all the mirrors. Enjoy your beauty while it lasts. Because it doesn't.
You won't catch me parading around naked. Yes, Virginia, there is still sex after 50, but you have to turn out the light. Time ravages your body.
And finding the lube is important.
The Lady with a Lamprey
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Okay. That's my "call." LOLTheFunkHole wrote:I agree with this idea. Isn't it time we quit looking to our youth as inspiration for everything? I mean really! What do they know? They think they are wild, original, cutting edge with their ideas and actions... It's all been done before.
Bring it on Grandparents! Show us you know what's up.
To those youth who would disparage gummers, they just haven't had the delightful experience! I say leave the teeth OUT. It's DYNAMITE!
It's a long, strange journey to a restrospectively inevitable destination.
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accordionMan
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Reminds me of this tale....
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Sweet jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Sweet jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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stillwalkn
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LOL
OMG thank you for the hearty laugh. Laughing keeps you young and healthy. Let's laugh a lot at BM
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Just got this one today... very appropriate:
"My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
" My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
"My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
" My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
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Re: Watch your Grandparents Fuck Camp
[quote="Here and there"][quote="flatlander13"]Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp
You will get to relive all those fond childhood[/quote]
Sorry, I'm from the Midwest and we didn't discover fucking until 1987. Before then, we just used turkey basters when offspring were needed.[/quote]
Hey I was born in 87!!! Lol someone had to know something about something!
You will get to relive all those fond childhood[/quote]
Sorry, I'm from the Midwest and we didn't discover fucking until 1987. Before then, we just used turkey basters when offspring were needed.[/quote]
Hey I was born in 87!!! Lol someone had to know something about something!
Moshi Moshi!
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Swinging swappign grandparents
I'm contempting some evolutionary experiment where one's grandparents had swaped. (Maternal grandfather with a Paternal grandmother and vis vers. ) have two kids, bi-half brother and sister of one's parents who then have a kid of their own. A quadruple first cousin. They do this kid of cross breeding all the time in corn. I'm in love already.