Best Insult Today

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:58 am

You're so skinny, when you eat a Junior Mint you look like a snake swallowing a rat!

OxyCottn420 · Post by **OxyCottn420** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:23 pm

stop changing lip sticks, your leaving rainbows on my dogs dick.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:05 pm

I never did believe in evolution, but after taking one look at you, I changed my mind. I think I found the proverbial missing link.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:51 am

You`re a good cunt.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:44 am

You use lube?
Or just pick the scabs and let the pus run?

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:50 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:You`re a good cunt.

Pointless. I used to know some women who used cunt as their highest compliment.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:54 pm

fciron wrote:
EvilDustBooger wrote:You`re a good cunt.
Pointless. I used to know some women who used cunt as their highest compliment.

Oh yeah, right.
Nice try.
They`d be on you like a spider monkey, and you know it!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:02 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:
fciron wrote:
EvilDustBooger wrote:You`re a good cunt.
Pointless. I used to know some women who used cunt as their highest compliment.

Oh yeah, right.
Nice try.
They`d be on you like a spider monkey, and you know it!

There are times to be scared.
And others just to run like hell.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:06 pm

EB · Post by EB » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:28 pm

"I'd call you the C-word but you have neither the warmth nor the depth."

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:36 pm

Great!
Now you're illiterate in two languages!

He's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:57 pm

gyre wrote:Great!
Now you're illiterate in two languages!

He's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

VelcroChicken · Post by **VelcroChicken** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:20 pm

*Insert every insult from Monkey Island*

I hope someone knows what I'm talking about so I don't look like a total fool.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:31 pm

"Jeremy Piven told me he has a very high level of mercury.
So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

David Mamet
referring to Jeremy Piven leaving Speed the Plow due to high levels of mercury from sushi.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:52 pm

i used to like this one..

"You chopped me down , I must confess , but in your mouth my dick must rest"

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:22 pm

my personal favorite (requires a slightly twisted mind to understand):

"I bet you take your coffee with LOTS of cream"

its a little illogical, but once youve used it about 5 times, it takes on a whole new level of insult....:p

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:42 pm

Say! You remind me of George Bush

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:28 pm

"This is a farewell kiss, you dog," (While hurling shoe at head)

Speaking of which, has anyone seen the game based on this?
http://sockandawe.com/

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:10 am

klondike_bar wrote:my personal favorite (requires a slightly twisted mind to understand):

"I bet you take your coffee with LOTS of cream"

its a little illogical, but once youve used it about 5 times, it takes on a whole new level of insult....:p

OK, I've been to this thread well over 5 times, and I still don't get it.

JK

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:54 am

"OMG!

you're STILL on Tribe?"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:12 am

ahlhhh.
the old "bagel ring" game.........
"no hands delivery".......

Mariel is/was such a nut........

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:53 pm

You have the grace and poise of a ballerina... You know, like the hippos in Fantasia.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:02 pm

Ok, this one is mine and I'll own up to it, but it's a funny one:

Your so stupid, you voted for Bush.........TWICE!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:09 pm

As a greeting-

"Morning!
Best time of day to go fuck yourself!"

from Deadwood
a trove of interesting insults

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:23 pm

I loved Deadwood/
I canceled HBO when they dropped it.........

true, great dialogue......

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:02 pm

"If I want your opinion, I'll gut you and read your entrails."

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:45 pm

"Do the nation a favor, don't think."

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:49 pm

but my all time favorite is from HBO's ROME, when Cato says to Pompey regarding his "tactical retreat" from Rome:
"This is not a humiliating defeat, but a rare species of victory!"

fromMA · Post by **fromMA** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:10 am

I came here looking for 3 wise men and a virgin but all I can see are some asses:)

Merry Xmas

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:46 pm

"he's such an ass, I'm surprised, when brushing his teeth, his reflection doesn't reach out and strangle him".......