what really gos on at burning man?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:51 am

ummm, it's a D.A.R.P.A petri dish in disguise.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:03 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Shut up you guys, or we'll have to kill him.

More Pie?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:03 am

na ddiolch , gwisga t cara gwallt i mewn 'r bore hahhaha

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:41 am

Your safe word is poodle.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:12 pm

and, I always thought my safe word was "freeze", at least that's what the LEO's always yell, and, I know they're here to serve and protect.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:49 pm

Myfi caru y arogli am bacwn i mewn y bore.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:26 pm

smells like victory...or is that napalm?................

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:06 pm

ygmir wrote:smells like victory...or is that napalm?................

Hmmmmm, Cooking bacon with napalm.
Could the smell of breakfast be so sweet?

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:45 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:smells like victory...or is that napalm?................
Hmmmmm, Cooking bacon with napalm.
Could the smell of breakfast be so sweet?

If you cook yer bacon with sterno it comes out pretty close to napalm prepared bacon but without the potentially harmful blast radius. As tempting as it may be, I wouldn't recommend sculpting with sterno prior to using it for cooking. It gets that 'smell of victory' all over everything when it explodes.

IMPORTANT TIP FOR FIRST TIMERS---> DO NOT pet the gate goat until you have gone to see the Golden Buddha and pulled the leaf with the fibers! There will be an awful lot of pressure to go strait for the goat, but trust me- use some common sense and no one will need to be sacrificed.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:51 pm

I think the napalm bacon refers to "Long pork" products........popular in New Guinea

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:55 pm

ygmir wrote:I think the napalm bacon refers to "Long pork" products........popular in New Guinea

"Long pork"- is that like "fat back" or does it refer to the time required for preparation? Is it napalm specific?

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:06 pm

ygmir wrote:I think the napalm bacon refers to "Long pork" products........popular in New Guinea

We used to use C4 in the army to cook with.

JK

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:35 pm

Long Pig is people.. Eaten by people with bones in there nose

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:14 pm

that Unjonharley:
you can't get nothin' by him............

good catch......hahahahaa

JK:
I've always heard C4 burns well.........why not cook with it......

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:20 pm

ygmir wrote:that Unjonharley:
you can't get nothin' by him............

good catch......hahahahaa

JK:
I've always heard C4 burns well.........why not cook with it......

Burns hot as hell--just don't try to stamp on it to put it out!!!

JK

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:24 pm

unjonharley wrote:Long Pig is people.. Eaten by people with bones in there nose

or hairless goat? But I never heard of either term before. That's why I like hanging out here on eplaya so much! Ya learn something new every day.

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-ser ... tcher.html

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:34 pm

jkisha wrote:
ygmir wrote:that Unjonharley:
you can't get nothin' by him............

good catch......hahahahaa

JK:
I've always heard C4 burns well.........why not cook with it......
Burns hot as hell--just don't try to stamp on it to put it out!!!

JK

I see you're doing smiley research........hahahah good one.........

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:36 pm

jkisha wrote:
ygmir wrote:that Unjonharley:
you can't get nothin' by him............

good catch......hahahahaa

JK:
I've always heard C4 burns well.........why not cook with it......
Burns hot as hell--just don't try to stamp on it to put it out!!!

JK

Don't tell people that.
You'll ruin the entertainment.

Great smiley!
You should add that one to the smiley thread.

If you like tradition, long pig is considered a traditional dish.

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:32 am

jkisha wrote:
unjonharley wrote:Long Pig is people.. Eaten by people with bones in there nose
or hairless goat? But I never heard of either term before. That's why I like hanging out here on eplaya so much! Ya learn something new every day.

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-ser ... tcher.html

JK

Wow- great link! -and what a fantastic alternative to bacon on the playa! Imagine, a food source that stays fresh throughout the week without refrigeration (theoretically), and is readily available on the playa without the need to haul food in! This could also serve as the answer to the much talked about issue of BRC population control.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:46 am

Beware of the "Soylent Green bisket Co." pickup and delivery service..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:50 am

That's what's nice about "long pork".........biscuits and bacon............

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:44 am

Don't forget the gravy!

Btw, Burning Man is a horrible placed filled with unspeakable horrors. Please do not go, and tell all your friends not to go either.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:47 am

princesspisces wrote:Don't forget the gravy!

Btw, Burning Man is a horrible placed filled with unspeakable horrors. Please do not go, and tell all your friends not to go either.

I'll drink to that

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:05 am

Not a hell of a lot right now. Kind of quiet out there just now, I'd imagine.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:31 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Not a hell of a lot right now. Kind of quiet out there just now, I'd imagine.

sept for the BLM trying to get a camping fee out of the bugs we left on playa

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:35 am

This is just wrong. We should tell him--he might actually go out to the desert--he could get hurt.

He's the truth.

It's fake. It's all fake.

The pictures you see come from a five, maybe six hour shoot that takes place every year on an old soundstage. We've got some big greenscreens and a whole lot of sand, sunlamps and great effects tecnicians.

Hell, the Man is totally CGI. The guys from PIXAR work on it.

It's really a big ad for a cooperative of artists. People see their stuff at 'Burning Man'(well, in the pictures) and prices shoot up.

So don't go out to the desert.

But, if you wanna be in the shoot submit your headshot and a short film. But be quick--they film in December.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:39 am

lurker wrote:This is just wrong. We should tell him--he might actually go out to the desert--he could get hurt.

He's the truth.

But, if you wanna be in the shoot submit your headshot and a short film. But be quick--they film in December.

Isn't that the offer Zagruder (sp?) got?........

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:37 pm

lurker wrote:
Hell, the Man is totally CGI. The guys from PIXAR work on it.

Pixar?
I don't think so.
Totally Rebel Forces!

Just check the detail.

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:41 pm

ygmir wrote:
lurker wrote:This is just wrong. We should tell him--he might actually go out to the desert--he could get hurt.

He's the truth.

But, if you wanna be in the shoot submit your headshot and a short film. But be quick--they film in December.
Isn't that the offer Zagruder (sp?) got?........

Zapruder

-and yes, that is the exact same offer he got. The cast for the original moon landing was put together using a similar submission method, however the talent pool was limited to the Air Force to give that feeling of authenticity.

Truth is, Burning Man is as fake as Jesus. But the last 2000 years speak for themselves- the system works!

lurker · Post by **lurker** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:45 pm

Y'know, I think the PIXAR guys were behind that jesus thing too--c'mon, they even had talking animals.