what really gos on at burning man?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:48 pm

lurker wrote:Y'know, I think the PIXAR guys were behind that jesus thing too--c'mon, they even had talking animals.

Sheep lie

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:57 pm

My decoder ring stopped working. Can I get a new one?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:59 pm

unjonharley wrote:
lurker wrote:Y'know, I think the PIXAR guys were behind that jesus thing too--c'mon, they even had talking animals.
Sheep lie

ugh, me like sheep, sheep no talk........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:28 pm

ygmir wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
lurker wrote:Y'know, I think the PIXAR guys were behind that jesus thing too--c'mon, they even had talking animals.
Sheep lie
ugh, me like sheep, sheep no talk........

Why do you think DPW likes utilikilts?
Sheep can hear zippers, 100 yds away.

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:39 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
unjonharley wrote: Sheep lie
ugh, me like sheep, sheep no talk........
Why do you think DPW likes utilikilts?
Sheep can hear zippers, 100 yds away.

Careful fellas! Yer getting close to giving the secret away of what really goes on out there!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:42 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
unjonharley wrote: Sheep lie
ugh, me like sheep, sheep no talk........
Why do you think DPW likes utilikilts?
Sheep can hear zippers, 100 yds away.

EtherNinja · Post by **EtherNinja** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:46 pm

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: ugh, me like sheep, sheep no talk........
Why do you think DPW likes utilikilts?
Sheep can hear zippers, 100 yds away.

Furiously counting sheep eh?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:01 pm

EtherNinja wrote:
ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote: Why do you think DPW likes utilikilts?
Sheep can hear zippers, 100 yds away.

Furiously counting sheep eh?

yay, sheep......

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:20 pm

Hello! I'll be the first one to cut you real about the event. The biggest, primary deceider of how you will be received is by the color or your hankerchief hanging out of your back pocket (and yes, left & right pocket do matter!!!) To be safe, have a (edit) & (edit) checkered pattern on your (edit). I hope that answers some of your critical questions and saves you alot of premptive grief

!

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:40 pm

CLARKcon wrote:Hello! I'll be the first one to cut you real about the event. The biggest, primary deceider of how you will be received is by the color or your hankerchief hanging out of your back pocket (and yes, left & right pocket do matter!!!) To be safe, have a (edit) & (edit) checkered pattern on your (edit). I hope that answers some of your critical questions and saves you alot of premptive grief !

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Except, on the first edit, "keeper of the secrets" forgot to put the date in completely......
Of course, that could be a secret, as well..........

I got a pm from him, he said we might want to go baaaaaaack to Montana.......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:54 am

oh hell, let's just drop the facade and spill the jelly beans...

Burning Man is a Ritualistic, Sex-Magick Masonic influenced Orgy that includes ass-fucking, ear-fucking, skull fucking, nose fucking, belly button fucking, between your toes fucking, and some sucking as well.

Not to mention The Donkeys and the Sheep, the Santas and the Clowns.

And quite frankly, i dont WANT to know what the clowns do on their free time.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:02 am

Simon of the Playa wrote: And quite frankly, i dont WANT to know what the clowns do on their free time.

They just wait for you to pass out.
They have sharpies to spare.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:03 am

well then, by all means: cheesy........."bring in the clowns"...........

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:26 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:30 am

Toolmaker wrote:

I gotta admire a person who will share family photos on a public forum........

I love lanolin...........

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:35 am

goathead wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote: And quite frankly, i dont WANT to know what the clowns do on their free time.
They just wait for you to pass out.
They have sharpies to spare.

That part is actually true and it's not just the clowns.

princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:32 pm

I wish you guys would stop enticing more people! There were hardly enough clowns and sheep to go around this year!

i miss sheep.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:57 pm

well then, you're not practicing enough.....
if you miss them,.
I nail them first try........

hahahahaha.......

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:01 pm

ygmir wrote:well then, you're not practicing enough.....
if you miss them,.
I nail them first try........

hahahahaha.......

I suppose your the one that took the ribbon off my best sheep.. Now I'm going to have to the whole flock again just to find her..

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:21 pm

unjonharley wrote:
ygmir wrote:well then, you're not practicing enough.....
if you miss them,.
I nail them first try........

hahahahaha.......
I suppose your the one that took the ribbon off my best sheep.. Now I'm going to have to the whole flock again just to find her..

Perhaps we can help. Can you describe her appearance?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:24 pm

chiefdanfox wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
ygmir wrote:well then, you're not practicing enough.....
if you miss them,.
I nail them first try........

hahahahaha.......
I suppose your the one that took the ribbon off my best sheep.. Now I'm going to have to the whole flock again just to find her..
Perhaps we can help. Can you describe her appearance?

No(sob) she just feels different..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:40 pm

unjonharley wrote:
ygmir wrote:well then, you're not practicing enough.....
if you miss them,.
I nail them first try........

hahahahaha.......
I suppose your the one that took the ribbon off my best sheep.. Now I'm going to have to the whole flock again just to find her..

That doesn't count, since, I didn't use my hands........It just fell off, no, really........I'll check my rain boots.........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:51 pm

princesspisces wrote:There were hardly enough clowns and sheep to go around this year!

Well, post-Dolly the sheep shouldn't be a problem. We are working on the Clown Cloning project for '09. Luckily, they don't actually have to be funny.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:37 pm

Toolmaker wrote:

I am sure there is a lipstick joke here someplace.
Any one have any mint jelly?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:40 pm

ygmir wrote:

Wool blankets?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:20 am

"a woman for babies, a boy for Sex, and a sheep for Love...."

graffiti on a stall in Mykonos.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:07 am

goathead wrote:
Toolmaker wrote:
I am sure there is a lipstick joke here someplace.
Any one have any mint jelly?

Mint K-Y?...............

and, I don't mean the state.......although, I guess it may apply..........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:50 am

Found:

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:29 am

nice pink meat, but, the bones are crossed.....I like 'em spread.............

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:02 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Found:

Screw them, eat them, what's not to like?