How would you violate Sarah Palin?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:38 pm

Bob wrote:So Somekind, how about a photochop of Governor Palin shitting your fat shiny head out of her bloody asshole? Maybe while you're simultaneously licking her pregnant daughter's cunt, and her Down Syndrome kid is barfing in your eyes?

That would be cool! Please post more JPEGs!

wow.......

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:59 pm

Feel free to add your own act, Ygmir. You have a seeester? Is she hot? Maybe you could photochop her parachuting out of Senator McCain's Douglas Skyhawk onto Senator Obama's stiff black rod, while Governor Palin's icy Alaskan tongue slides like a popsicle up her tight little asshole.

You know you want it. What's stopping you?

You want JPEGs, don't you?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:05 pm

C'MON, VIOLATE GOVERNOR PALIN, YOU IMPOTENT SACKS OF SHIT!

VIOLATE!

VIOLATE

VIOLATE!

JPEGS!

JPEGS!

JPEGS!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:10 pm

well Bob,
I guess I'm a little at a loss for words......
you do have a talent for, imaginative stimulation, emotional evisceration, and, rank thoughts.......
congrats on that, I guess.......
Did the cat scratch your Naugahyde and let some stuffing out?
You're painting a brightly colored picture, though........

Some of these conversations would be interesting to have in person.......just to watch all the participants, and, see how tempers and any sense of propriety held......

you sure know how to keep an audience in stitches, though.......

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:18 pm

I'm just waiting for Somekind to post more JPEGs, so I can figure out what you people find appropriate for the eplaya, wrt violating women.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:36 pm

well Bob,
I think I'm getting your point........And, I guess I understand, that, if the picture was that offensive to you, you feel you need to try to be as offensive, thusly illustrating how you feel about it?
and, perhaps, an attempt to engender a thought process and conversation regarding what limits are, or should be on, postings?
If I get it, that is.......

Maybe I'm wrong, just wonderin'........

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:49 pm

Conversation? Why, when a photochop is worth a thousand verbal negro cocks in the ass?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:18 pm

The picture was offensive, Bob's posts are offensive, this whole thread is offensive. It's the first thread in many years that has made me wish the moderators would yank it.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:30 pm

I'm Burning Man, and I approved this thread!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:10 pm

It all seems to pale in comparison to her plans for us, so I find it hard to get too upset.

It is sort of pointless, unlike all the life changing material on eplaya.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:52 am

After years of seeing, Bill, Hillary, Monicia, Bush, Cheney, OBL, Jesus, Regan, Nancy, photoshopped in sooooo many different ways.

Not to mention the very different pieces on the playa itself, the Jiffey lube sign, Camp Dick Face, and again various religious lol, art pieces.

and now some are offended????

Get use to it, no matter who wins, there is going to be so much more.
On and off the playa.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:26 am

...The Aristocrats!

thank you bob, i was waiting for that.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:11 am

The picture was offensive, Bob's posts are offensive, this whole thread is offensive. It's the first thread in many years that has made me wish the moderators would yank it.
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Kinetic V
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I have to agree with Kinetic, I find this thread offensive too, and because everyone takes the word "violate" differenty, to word it to be used against a person is horrible. Especially when the word is also use in the form of "rape."

Horrible taste on behalf of the the poster and horrible taste for BM to leave the posting on here.

Your Dictionary.com
to break (a law, rule, promise, etc.); fail to keep or observe; infringe on
to commit a sexual assault on; esp., to rape (a woman)
to desecrate or profane (something sacred)
to break in upon; interrupt thoughtlessly; disturb to violate someone's privacy
to offend, insult, or outrage to violate one's sense of decency

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:40 am

Bob wrote:...The Aristocrats!

Did you see the movie? Some really interesting versions in there.

Das Bus wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: stands in line with TM..........
Das
Heres a couple live ones for you.
I would say be gently with them.
But why ruin your fun.

LOL! Yes they can watch or join in!

And yes, Sailman, I am a dirty, dirty mayor!

So is this an official date for 09?

I'm soo there.

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:51 am

goathead wrote:After years of seeing, Bill, Hillary, Monicia, Bush, Cheney, OBL, Jesus, Regan, Nancy, photoshopped in sooooo many different ways.

Not to mention the very different pieces on the playa itself, the Jiffey lube sign, Camp Dick Face, and again various religious lol, art pieces.

and now some are offended????

Get use to it, no matter who wins, there is going to be so much more.
On and off the playa.

Fucking A!

Show Me Yer Tits!!!!!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:59 am

Das Bus wrote:
goathead wrote:After years of seeing, Bill, Hillary, Monicia, Bush, Cheney, OBL, Jesus, Regan, Nancy, photoshopped in sooooo many different ways.

Not to mention the very different pieces on the playa itself, the Jiffey lube sign, Camp Dick Face, and again various religious lol, art pieces.

and now some are offended????

Get use to it, no matter who wins, there is going to be so much more.
On and off the playa.
Fucking A!

Show Me Yer Tits!!!!!

LMAO
And anything else you wish to see.
Just don't lose your Russian again.
We have a hard enough time keep track of our Kiwi's

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:05 am

Bob wrote:C'MON, VIOLATE GOVERNOR PALIN, YOU IMPOTENT SACKS OF SHIT!

VIOLATE!

VIOLATE

VIOLATE!

JPEGS!

JPEGS!

JPEGS!

Need some Pom Poms with that cheer?
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Thats the spirit eat it raw.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:13 am

Isn't voting exciting enough?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:28 pm

Holy shit everyone!
I didn't get "rape" or attack in any way from the use of the word "violate" in the title of this thread. You can get all technical and make up all sorts of shit that was never intended, and it's all bullshit. You all know "violate" is common street slang for "have sex" in this context. Get over it.

I've seen plenty of MUCH worse stuff on here and no one got that much gravel in their colon.

Oh... and yeah, I'd do her!

Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating the pope or poisoning elephants or something cool like that?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:42 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating

wouldn't that job be best left to Michael Jackson and McCauly Culken?

EB · Post by EB » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:04 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:You all know "violate" is common street slang for "have sex" in this context. Get over it.

Cap'n, I don't want to challenge your street cred but I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one.

Because unless one grew up in the Manson Family, my guess is that "violate" means more than just "having sex" in this context.

You want to argue that I'm a prude? Fine, I'm a prude. But we're discussing decorum, not semantics.

Ginger · Post by **Ginger** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:46 pm

jkisha wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote: Sex is Violent!

AIIZ
Only good sex.

JK

JK- how often are you the one who is on the receiving end of said good sex?

Ginger · Post by **Ginger** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:57 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Holy shit everyone!
I didn't get "rape" or attack in any way from the use of the word "violate" in the title of this thread. You can get all technical and make up all sorts of shit that was never intended, and it's all bullshit. You all know "violate" is common street slang for "have sex" in this context. Get over it.

I've seen plenty of MUCH worse stuff on here and no one got that much gravel in their colon.

Oh... and yeah, I'd do her!

Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating the pope or poisoning elephants or something cool like that?

Captain- I think you're a fuckwit. Only a dumbshit who doesn't want to see what's right in front of them would fail to see why people are objecting to the word violate. How would you like it if I violated you? I could use a cheese grater on your winky then piss on it. How does that sound?

Is this too harsh? Well, that's just too fucking bad.

Ginger

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:13 pm

I can think of a few of you who I wish would violate me.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:38 pm

<HOWLING>

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:25 pm

I would politely usher her little pink bod back into the governor's office and say, "and stay there, bitch!" Oh, and I would fondle her rump before leaving. Happy now?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:42 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:I can think of a few of you who I wish would violate me.

jpeg?

EB · Post by EB » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:02 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:I can think of a few of you who I wish would violate me.

Cites?

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:17 pm

I'd ask her to read Parasite Rex by Carl Zimmer and God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Chris. Hitchens.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:23 pm

Ginger wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Holy shit everyone!
I didn't get "rape" or attack in any way from the use of the word "violate" in the title of this thread. You can get all technical and make up all sorts of shit that was never intended, and it's all bullshit. You all know "violate" is common street slang for "have sex" in this context. Get over it.

I've seen plenty of MUCH worse stuff on here and no one got that much gravel in their colon.

Oh... and yeah, I'd do her!

Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating the pope or poisoning elephants or something cool like that?
Captain- I think you're a fuckwit. Only a dumbshit who doesn't want to see what's right in front of them would fail to see why people are objecting to the word violate. How would you like it if I violated you? I could use a cheese grater on your winky then piss on it. How does that sound?

Is this too harsh? Well, that's just too fucking bad.

Ginger

Ginger: You have no sense of humor, and lack comprehension skills.
You are taking the whole thing out of context, and way too seriously. Especially on here (but not exclusively here) people don't always mean everything they say LITERALLY.
If you can't handle off-color humor, you're probably not going to be happy here... unless you enjoy being a bitch... which seems possible.