How would you violate Sarah Palin?

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Post by lonestoner916 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:23 pm

Geez you guys, lighten up a little...

Bob, I think you could make a decent living writing hardcore erotica if you were so inclined. :wink:

Honestly, what's a little fake political DP between friends, hmm?

Personally, I would violate Palin with a rolled up copy of the constitution, but only if I could cover her face with the flag. :twisted:
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Post by Isotopia » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:02 pm

How would you like it if I violated you? I could use a cheese grater on your winky then piss on it. How does that sound?
Only if you did it while wearing your flying monkey costume and a pair of black and white saddle shoes.
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:09 pm

Ginger wrote:
jkisha wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote: Sex is Violent!

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Only good sex. :oops:

JK :wink:
JK- how often are you the one who is on the receiving end of said good sex?
More often than you might guess! :wink:

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Post by goathead » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:12 pm

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How would you like it if I violated you? I could use a cheese grater on your winky then piss on it. How does that sound?
Only if you did it while wearing your flying monkey costume and a pair of black and white saddle shoes.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:15 pm

jkisha wrote:
Ginger wrote:
jkisha wrote: Only good sex. :oops:

JK :wink:
JK- how often are you the one who is on the receiving end of said good sex?
More often than you might guess! :wink:

JK
are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:39 pm

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:
Ginger wrote: JK- how often are you the one who is on the receiving end of said good sex?
More often than you might guess! :wink:

JK
are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Post by goathead » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:45 pm

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:
Ginger wrote: JK- how often are you the one who is on the receiving end of said good sex?
More often than you might guess! :wink:

JK
are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
And is there anyone else in the room other then yourself, when this takes place.

Just the facts please.
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:57 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote: More often than you might guess! :wink:

JK
are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
And is there anyone else in the room other then yourself, when this takes place.

Just the facts please.
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Post by Ginger » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:42 pm

Captain-go fuck yourself. I bet no one else will.
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Post by goathead » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:47 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote: Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating the pope or poisoning elephants or something cool like that?
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Post by goathead » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:00 pm

Ginger wrote:Captain-go fuck yourself. I bet no one else will.
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Post by Das Bus » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:31 am

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote: More often than you might guess! :wink:

JK
are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
And is there anyone else in the room other then yourself, when this takes place.

Just the facts please.
Hey Now! I can put on a pretty good show all by myself! Although it might be illegal in some states! 8)
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Post by goathead » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:21 am

Das Bus wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: are you referring to the "what really goes on a burning man" thread type sex?...........hahahaha
And is there anyone else in the room other then yourself, when this takes place.

Just the facts please.
Hey Now! I can put on a pretty good show all by myself! Although it might be illegal in some states! 8)
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:39 am

Ginger wrote:Captain-go fuck yourself. I bet no one else will.
That's all you can come up with to support your argument? It only served to support mine!

From how irrationally and disproportionately you react to this thread and to anyone using the term "violate" when they are joking and are using the word in slang form, not the dictionary definition, I'm guessing maybe you had a bad incident in the past having to do with that? That might explain your hair-trigger.

I understand your disapproval of abuse and/or rape of women, but this is just a bunch of really cool burner people making a bit of political-based and certainly off-color humor. They're j o k i n g. This little chuckle-fest is NOT doing anything to promote violence toward women nor would any one of these people do any such thing.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:51 am

i would'nt violate ginger...

Mary Ann on the other hand, is absolutely violatable.


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Post by goathead » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:15 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i would'nt violate ginger...

Mary Ann on the other hand, is absolutely violatable.


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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:12 am

she's not bad, but i dont think i could get used to calling her "lovey"
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:20 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:People people people, the question is simple: How would you violate Sarah Palin? Personally, I'd like to fuck her in the mouth. Now please, let's stay on topic.
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:39 am

Das Bus wrote:
goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote: stands in line with TM..........
Das
Heres a couple live ones for you.
I would say be gently with them.
But why ruin your fun.



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LOL! Yes they can watch or join in!

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:47 am

Das Bus wrote:Hey Now! I can put on a pretty good show all by myself! Although it might be illegal in some states! 8)
:shock:

And i thought D-towns ex-mayor was naughty :!:
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Post by Das Bus » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:52 am

Sail Man wrote:
Das Bus wrote:Hey Now! I can put on a pretty good show all by myself! Although it might be illegal in some states! 8)
:shock:

And i thought D-towns ex-mayor was naughty :!:
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Post by goathead » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:24 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:she's not bad, but i dont think i could get used to calling her "lovey"
And what makes you think she would want you to talk.
Maybe just hum a little.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:31 am

goathead wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:she's not bad, but i dont think i could get used to calling her "lovey"
And what makes you think she would want you to talk.
Maybe just hum a little.
I would think yodeling..............
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Post by goathead » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:51 am

ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:she's not bad, but i dont think i could get used to calling her "lovey"
And what makes you think she would want you to talk.
Maybe just hum a little.
I would think yodeling..............
Just make it loud, right?

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Post by ygmir » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:17 pm

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:
goathead wrote: And what makes you think she would want you to talk.
Maybe just hum a little.
I would think yodeling..............
Just make it loud, right?

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I think the tongue action in yodeling is the key...........

yodeling in the gully is a sport in Switzerland...............
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:00 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Oh... and yeah, I'd do her!

Now, let's move on... who wants to talk about assinating the pope or poisoning elephants or something cool like that?
i must agree Captain, although i do find this thread tasteless.

clubbing baby seals anyone?

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Post by Elderberry » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:26 pm

Should I be concerned that I found some humor in the above post? :shock:

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Post by Birdman » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:27 pm

That is beyond doubt very distasteful. I don't like the sight of blood.
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Post by Artemis » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:56 pm

jkisha wrote:Should I be concerned that I found some humor in the above post? :shock:

JK
I'm concerned that I find humor in your new avatar/smilie. Like this thread, although it disturbs me I find that I keep going back to look at it. :shock:
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Post by betrdanevr » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:24 pm

Have we now degenerated into who has the worst taste on
ePlaya??? :shock:
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