but used throughout the hood, it's
Puddles the Courtesy Bottom
For the horny or the loner,
Anyone with half a boner, it's
Puddles the Courtesy Bottom
For spin the bottom games,
Or if you can't get laid, call
Puddles the Courtesy Bottom
When your orgy's short on holes
Pass around bottoms like bowls, it's
Puddles the Courtesy Bottom ! ! ! !

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Howdie Folks!
I'm Puddles, the Comfort & Joy Courtesy Bottom.
I'm overjoyed to be the hero of the Butthole Puppet Player's new production called "The American Ream." Political, slapstick, and toilet humor collide in this original, hilari-ass new Butthole Puppet show.
After taking the playa by dust storm to side splitting audiences at Comfort & Joy, we're doing a limited run in San Francisco.
You can catch us at DECOMPRESSION, the very fabulous Burning Man "Heat the Street" fair this Sunday, October 12th, on the main stage inside Cafe Cocomo, 650 Indiana Street. Show time is 8pm!

Then catch us next Tuesday, October 14th, in the new cabaret show "PINK SLIP" at the Stud, 9th & Harrison. Show time is 11pm!

Pink Slip Info: http://www.pinkslipsf.com/
Providing courtesy bottom services is busy work. Who knows when I'll be performing next!
Come see me while you can!
love,
Puddles
p.s. will you be my friend on myspace?