The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:04 am

you really know how to live.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:25 am

ygmir wrote:you really know how to live.........

Another hour and it will be tee off time.
FORE

BOOM

Wonder how many miles an 18 hole course would be?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:53 am

I'd guess a lot would depend on what "par" is for it..............seems a 7.62X39 shell will send the projectile about 3 miles down range with good wind and elevation...

no drinkin' for me this morning, I gotta perform brain surgery..........

hahhaha

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:10 pm

ygmir wrote:I'd guess a lot would depend on what "par" is for it..............seems a 7.62X39 shell will send the projectile about 3 miles down range with good wind and elevation...

no drinkin' for me this morning, I gotta perform brain surgery..........

hahhaha

Hmmm, white balls, white flat, LOL.
Need colored balls.

They sure do fly though, no idea how how far they roll.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:14 pm

Hmmmm
Seems everyone else has called it a day.
Might as well wash the bar.
Stock the coolers and shelves.
Sweep the floor.
9 more hours to go.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:10 am

ygmir wrote:I'd guess a lot would depend on what "par" is for it..............seems a 7.62X39 shell will send the projectile about 3 miles down range with good wind and elevation...

no drinkin' for me this morning, I gotta perform brain surgery..........

hahhaha

Wonder if the patient lived?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:41 am

Little chilly outside, I think I will set up some Irish coffes for the morning.

2 more hours.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:54 am

hi,
how about one of those bad boy coffees? please?

the patient:
well, he's not alive yet, but, Marty Feldman and I are working on it..........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:58 am

ygmir wrote:hi,
how about one of those bad boy coffees? please?

the patient:
well, he's not alive yet, but, Marty Feldman and I are working on it..........

Pores a nice health , hot cup.

Knockers, nice health knockers, will always bring the dead back to life.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:08 am

you are brilliant......knockers, of course.....
takes a huge scalding gulp of coffee and runs out the door yelling for Igor........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:35 am

i'm thinkin' of changing my name to abby...

can i have some coffee too? what a beautiful morning!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:42 am

I guess then I'll be talking to you when the project is successful?........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:00 am

i am unlikely to part with my brain while it's still inside my skull ... but i could leave it to you in my will if you like...?

what about that coffee?? this place is feeling dangerous!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:03 am

ok then, keep your brain........I thought changing your name was putting you in the hunt for Igor.......

I'll find another.......

the 'tender must have stepped out, I'll pour.

a splash of nectar in it for you?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:09 am

a little nectar would be excellent!

well, that was why i was changing my name ... but i said i was only thinking about it ... i'd have to see the body, first!

is gh looking for those knockers?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:59 am

well,
the body......I guess you could order what you want, since, we're just getting started.......I'd like to see it myself.....grin......

GH, I'm sure, is looking for Knockers..........whether they're for my project or not,..... well.........

I'm now looking for someone good with a shovel.........hahhaha, yuk......hahhaha

With that in mind, and, this conversation,
I think it's Everclear for everyones coffee now, much better than formaldehyde............hahahaha

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:01 am

awww, skip the coffee ... i'll take it straight!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:49 am

well then, I'll give it to you straight............

here it comes......

sliding shot glass down the bar.....

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:57 am

MmMmmmmmMMMmmmmmmm (anticipation)

OWWW! burn ... gag ... OOOOOOOO .... thanks, i needed that!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:59 am

littleflower wrote:a little nectar would be excellent!

well, that was why i was changing my name ... but i said i was only thinking about it ... i'd have to see the body, first!

is gh looking for those knockers?

GH is always looking for Knockers, anything special in mind?
Always glad to be of service.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:05 am

ygmir wrote:well,
the body......I guess you could order what you want, since, we're just getting started.......I'd like to see it myself.....grin......

GH, I'm sure, is looking for Knockers..........whether they're for my project or not,..... well.........

I'm now looking for someone good with a shovel.........hahhaha, yuk......hahhaha

With that in mind, and, this conversation,
I think it's Everclear for everyones coffee now, much better than formaldehyde............hahahaha

Skip the shovel go straight for the back-hoe, much quicker.

But formaldehyde adds that hmmm, cold, dark, scary night, ambiance smell to the room. Make you just want to smuggle up to some nice warm knockers.

Listening to way to much Rodney Carrington.
Titties and Beer

Yes, life is good.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:30 am

littleflower wrote:MmMmmmmmMMMmmmmmmm (anticipation)

OWWW! burn ... gag ... OOOOOOOO .... thanks, i needed that!

....grin........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:32 am

GH:
the problem with the backhoe is the "collateral damage", and, it's not to stealthy........

I hoped you'd be willing to help search for knockers.......hahahaha

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:52 am

ygmir wrote:GH:
the problem with the backhoe is the "collateral damage", and, it's not to stealthy........

I hoped you'd be willing to help search for knockers.......hahahaha

Have you ever run HOE's before? A good operator will be really quick, and do no damage.

Looking around, why is he worried, Nobody here but, THE DEAD.
Don't have the knocker to wake then yet.
Or do we?

Is he playing hide and seek the knockers?
I wonder?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:01 pm

yup, I've got a 580 super E.......but, without someone watching, or, hand digging the final part......and, the noise......someone might hear and investigate.........
we'd have to walk out backwards and tell them we're just getting there....

I'm not playing "hide and seek the knockers", but.........I'm sure someone here with knockers might clarify.........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:12 pm

ygmir wrote: I'm not playing "hide and seek the knockers", but.........I'm sure someone here with knockers might clarify.........

They are home, no longer hidden, I am happy.

I don't think I will play hard to get tonight.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:02 pm

braggart........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:19 am

Ygmir lilts in the bar, puts coffee on, turns lights down low, makes famous Cinnamon/clove/nutmeg in kahlua syrup for when coffees done, and puts on mood CD: Doors greatest hits.........

aaahhhh........feet up, listening to the coffee perk..........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:09 am

ygmir wrote:Ygmir lilts in the bar, puts coffee on, turns lights down low, makes famous Cinnamon/clove/nutmeg in kahlua syrup for when coffees done, and puts on mood CD: Doors greatest hits.........

aaahhhh........feet up, listening to the coffee perk..........

MMMMMM,
Smells good
Motivational music. Good choice.
Waiting, to coffee to get done.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:12 am

coffees done perking (I use the old percolator type),
syrup?