Eat shit

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:19 am

I'd eat a mile of your shit just to find out where it came from.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:03 am

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:46 pm

My only question is at what point when the shit hits the fan does it go from happens to happened?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:00 am

as it leaves the blade

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:31 am

SHIT!

I just love that word.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:30 am

There are only two kinds of shit!

The shit you keep

and

the shit get rid of

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:08 pm

Thanks a shit-ton for the *bump*, DVD.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:59 pm

If I am allergic to cats....does that mean that I am allergic to thier shit too ???

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:14 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:If I am allergic to cats....does that mean that I am allergic to thier shit too ???

probably not.

JK

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:53 pm

Thanks Geekster. I needed to see that again.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:06 am

cowboyangel wrote:Thanks Geekster. I needed to see that again.

SHIT YEAH!