The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:23 pm

I pretty much day dream about power shopping on eBay.

the person below me has run over a rabbit on the way to the event.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:34 pm

Only if ROM counts.

TPBM has eaten a rabbit run over by someone on their way to the playa.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:20 pm

True, but they told me it was BACON!!

TPBM does not like bacon.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:52 pm

False, but the chemically taste is getting to me.

TPBM has a bird-watching life list.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:56 pm

True. But I still haven't seen a Bald Eagle.
The person below me is not registered to vote.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:02 pm

F you Dan ! I'm from Nevada we don't have to be registered AND we get to vote as often as we like !!

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:03 pm

btw,,,

TPBM is voting for Nader.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:07 pm

F you boijoy. I'm from NY and we don't have to vote for Nader. oh wait, forgot what part of the game involved repeating something....

TPBM has never had to fire someone.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:10 pm

True-- for some reason my employers never seem to trust me with that much power!

TPBM has been fired!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:12 pm

Oh yeah! I'm a pistol.

TPBM once farted loud and juicy at a job interview.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:03 am

True! But I was the one interviewing, I just did it to find out if my perspecitive employee would flinch...hahaha.J/K

TPBM is going to tell us all the strangest place theyve had sex!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:05 pm

In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.

TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:45 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.

TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..

false ... but if anyone out there claims to, i would be happy to act as judge...!

TPMB just took a bath and smells wonderful.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:53 pm

Nope-- I skipped even a shower today!

TPBM called in sick to work so they could sleep in!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:24 am

Wrong, I'm in even though I was definately getting a cold yesterday!

TPBM believes that "Who Moved My Cheese" and simelier books are part of a plot by the bosses to make the workers accept the fact that they're always gonna get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:12 pm

Uh, I don't know how to answer that since I have never read "Who Moved My Cheese?"--, but do consider it possible that it could be part of some sort of plot...

TPBM is about to have a song get stuck in their head!

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Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:28 pm

Yup.. California Dreamin.

TPBM.. has recently faked an orgasm.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:58 pm

True and I think my vibrator believed it.

TPBM is sick of politics.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:59 pm

False.
TEEPEEBEEEM is mavericky.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:51 pm

What can I say? My meds aren't 100% effective!

TPBM drives to work, despite living within biking distance.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:29 am

False!

TPBM still has dust-covered things sitting around their home that need to be cleaned and/or put away (I know I do)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:18 am

True. I better light a fire beneath my minions.

tpbm built a bunker for the millenium bug.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:55 am

true, and as soon as i figure out the proper firing sequence for the 12 balistic missles in my yard, (russian surplus), i may actually have a use for this bunker............

tpbm thinks hes/shes god.......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:54 pm

woof, woof, woof..........

TPBM me is also dyslexic

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:07 pm

ESLAF , er I meant FALSE!

TPBM is contemplating hiding out in the desert until the US election is over!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:32 pm

False. I have to go to work on Monday.

TPBM has a decoder ring.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:17 pm

Alas I do not, which probably explains my confusion!

TPBM was famous in a former life.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:51 am

True. I emptied the Roman emperor Caligula's piss pot for a month, and then died a tragic, painful death. I was "Roman piss-boy dies in a tragic Giraffe pranging, again" in all of the local papers for II Roman months.

TPBM has the the love of Christ in their heart.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:11 am

False. I always rooted for the lions.

TPBM has rediscovered straight gin.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:19 am

True, and its still sucks ass!

TPBM is about to tell us something theyve never told a single soul before.

The person below me

BACON!!!