Jon Steward is going to BM

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:49 am

wedeliver wrote:
Isotopia wrote:
I've seen him there at least twice, in 2005 and 2004. He came and had drinks at our bar. He's really short.
I'm pretty amazed at how often that seems to be the case. Damn near everyone in Hollywood is under 6 feet. Most men average something like 5'8" or some crazy shit.
Have you ever been there? "Most men average something like 5'8" or some CRAZY SHIT" WHAT?? CITES PLEASE!

What are you talking about? I feel like I have gone into somekind of space time continume, the the City of Los Angeles inhabited by some genitic breed. A very SHORT breed! Ok, now to the SHORT thing with actors. As children some kids learned to use their minds to achieve what height had not. They make a great deal of effort to be noticed in the crowd and kinda reminds me of that Randy Newman song about short people..

wait, this isn't where I was going when I started to post but..... Jon Stewart is 5'7".

Yep, that Iso shit is just rich aint it?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:49 am

gyre wrote:If your insides were uncoiled, they would reach from here to the moon.

I guess Ralph Cramdon would have to send Alice there to retrieve them, then?

boy, how old am I.......?.......

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:32 am

I called Jon's office to inquire if indeed he will attend.

Will they call back, who knows? He's a busy man concern with important national and world issues and not a bunch of hippies on eplaya.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:59 am

If I were him, I'd never tell anyone if and when I'd go.

That'd be just dumb.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:03 am

DVD Burner wrote:If I were him, I'd never tell anyone if and when I'd go.

That'd be just dumb.

Just like you?

Drum fill!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:05 am

and, it didn't work, AZ.........hahahahaa

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:08 am

ygmir wrote:and, it didn't work, AZ.........hahahahaa

it was divine intervention

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:06 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
ygmir wrote:and, it didn't work, AZ.........hahahahaa
it was divine intervention

I wouldn't have thought you the religious zealot.......wow, learn something new every day......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:39 am

jkisha wrote:After he said he was going didn't he rip on the fact that it was in the desert and really hot? I sort of took it that he wasn't really going to go. But I certainly could be wrong.

JK

It's the standard reaction of someone who is being urged to go - and doesn't get it.

Maybe reminding people of how remote and hot and desolate it is will keep people away.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:07 pm

ygmir wrote:does that mean your breath smells like cat?

Hey! Times are tough, and money is short!

er, is it too late to plead the Fifth (and, maybe, Second) Amendment?!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:14 pm

BAS wrote:
ygmir wrote:does that mean your breath smells like cat?

Hey! Times are tough, and money is short! er, is it too late to plead the Fifth (and, maybe, Second) Amendment?!!

if you can't plead it, drink it.............

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:38 pm

I spoke to Jon's assistant and she said it was most likely a joke.

Iso, you were right!

AIIZ

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:25 pm

Oh yeah, we've going to take all old growth groves and money welfare logging programs that never made a cents: the west is full of these sawmill welfare programs for millionaires: and we're going to close them and turn them into wilderness areas.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:49 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:I spoke to Jon's assistant and she said it was most likely a joke.

Iso, you were right!

AIIZ

Iso is allways right!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:20 pm

I wouldn't go that far, he's still can be an asshole at times, cold and inconsiderate!

I'll give him his due that he was "most likely" right