Mankind Research Unlimited

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:46 am

WELCOME TO CAMP MRU! with the theme being Evolution, we feel we are right on the cutting edge of new technologies and are looking for "Participants" to engage in and enjoy the following fun activities provided by our staff.

superlearning,
man-machine cybernetic interactions,
special sensory biophysical activities,
brain and mind control,
telepathic communications or bioinformation transceiving,
bioluminescent and bioenergetic emissions,
effects of altered states of consciousness on the human psyche,
improvement of human performance via bio-feedback techniques,
innovative therapy/prosthetic/diagnostic techniques,
environmental effects upon biological (human) systems,
infrasonic and ultrasonic effects upon biological systems,
geopathogenic factors which induce illness.

MRU is exploring the interaction of mind and body, or energy and matter. Among the first groups to investigate the human energy body, MRU brings together many of the leading scientists and experimenters in the multidisciplinary field of biocommunications which includes the sciences of bionics, biophysics, psychophysics, psychology, physiology, neuropsychiatry, cybernetics and systems engineering. MRU has recruited notables such as Eldon Byrd, Christopher Bird, ESP expert hypnotist Milan Ryzl, and remote viewer Ingo Swann, among others.

please stop by and receive a free gift implant before supplies run out!

we will be located at N 40.9119 W 119.1031

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:16 am

I vill be happy do lent my zkills to zee projekt, veeth deechink und inztruction in zee art uff boty manipulazchun undt zelf gratifikation, zo ass do ztay home undt be more broductif........

Zincerely,

Otto Phelatio

Prezident, German/Italian solophysicality society

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:33 am

Way to many syllables per word in that post for me! My head hurts.

JK

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:46 am

jkisha wrote:Way to many syllables per word in that post for me! My head hurts.

JK

and therein lies the rub.....
if your head hurts, you could cure it by attending Otto Phelatio's classes.....and, never have to leave home.....and, never again be envious of the neighbors dog........or, have to pet him real nice......

someone stop me.......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:04 am

Dr. John Lilly and his Magic K-Hole is being added as a special attraction.

We will also be talking to cetaceans, if any happen to be around.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:03 am

sometimes, if sunbathing near the ocean, I'm mistaken for a cetacean and people try to return me to the sea..........

" I tell you, I'm a MAN, not a Beluga".........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:20 pm

And here I am, eating Beluga Lentils...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:24 pm

I was wondering about the pain and my voice being higher............

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:34 pm

Simon,

Is that a whole bunch of fifty cent words just to say 'fucking machines'?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:39 pm

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:58 pm

The sheep are scared.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:36 am

they should be.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:03 am

how could a sheep be scared of such a handsome man, in black rubber boots, a pink camisole and Zorro mask?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:22 am

Thanks for the morning picture just SEARED INTO MY RETINA'S!!!!!!!!!

dont forget the bung hole plug protruding outa his mouth(for the moment)

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:40 am

ygmir wrote:how could a sheep be scared of such a handsome man, in black rubber boots, a pink camisole and Zorro mask?

You using that Kiwi accent on them again?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:48 am

oh sure, make fun of me because every year i bring my thigh high black rubber wading boots to the playa and everybody is like "what the fuck are you wearing THOSE for you idiot" and then last year, it RAINED and who was laughing because I WAS PREPARED?

ME, THATS WHO.

i'll also have you note that the camisole was SALMON you cultural barbarians.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:04 am

jkisha wrote:My head hurts. JK

Try using a water-based lubricant

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:50 pm

Oh! The Humanity!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... DTL&nopu=1

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:47 pm

I thought it was

"The horror, the horror",

colonel Kurtz............

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:02 pm

Sail Man wrote:
jkisha wrote:My head hurts. JK
Try using a water-based lubricant

Not that head! LOL

JK

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:04 pm

That zeppelin trip looks like fun.

JK

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:38 am

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Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:53 pm

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:28 pm

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Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:08 pm

jkisha wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
jkisha wrote:My head hurts. JK
Try using a water-based lubricant
Not that head! LOL

JK

LMAO I know what you meant, I just couldnt resist

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:01 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Oh! The Humanity!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... DTL&nopu=1

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:37 pm

You know, when the amazon floods, the manatees are all out swimming and eating off the trees.

One of my treasured images.

Remember, disaster is a holiday.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:13 pm

Apparatus for and method of sensing brain waves at a position remote from a subject whereby electromagnetic signals of different frequencies are simultaneously transmitted to the brain of the subject in which the signals interfere with one another to yield a waveform which is modulated by the subject's brain waves. The interference waveform which is representative of the brain wave activity is re-transmitted by the brain to a receiver where it is demodulated and amplified. The demodulated waveform is then displayed for visual viewing and routed to a computer for further processing and analysis. The demodulated waveform also can be used to produce a compensating signal which is transmitted back to the brain to effect a desired change in electrical activity therein.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:17 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Apparatus for and method of sensing brain waves at a position remote from a subject whereby electromagnetic signals of different frequencies are simultaneously transmitted to the brain of the subject in which the signals interfere with one another to yield a waveform which is modulated by the subject's brain waves. The interference waveform which is representative of the brain wave activity is re-transmitted by the brain to a receiver where it is demodulated and amplified. The demodulated waveform is then displayed for visual viewing and routed to a computer for further processing and analysis. The demodulated waveform also can be used to produce a compensating signal which is transmitted back to the brain to effect a desired change in electrical activity therein.

with some folks, that'd be like clapping with one hand..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:00 pm

for some folks....

Dougly read my mind, so to speak.