I say vote for Frank Moore and Dr. Suzy Block!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:27 am

*Fishy wonders how offensive it would be to say: Darn, I was hoping that the first person in the white house with the nickname "Spastic" would be Jerry Lewis.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:28 am

*Would it be better if she said "Lou Gehrig"*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:29 am

*How about Steven Hawking?*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:29 am

*Jim Hawkins?*

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:32 pm

I had the pleasure of meeting Frank Moore in Berkeley about a month ago. Although a man of few words, I found him to be substantially brighter than W, and would be happy to support him for president. I was going to vote Larry Harvey/Marion Goodall, but Moore sounds better.

Whoever you support, DON"T FORGET TO GET OUT AND VOTE!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:02 pm

Actually I thought Suzy was joking when she told me she was running.
(She has a tendency to joke like that.) Then I looked it up.
They actually make some good points on their site.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:54 pm

Shambala wrote:I had the pleasure of meeting Frank Moore in Berkeley about a month ago. Although a man of few words, I found him to be substantially brighter than W, and would be happy to support him for president. I was going to vote Larry Harvey/Marion Goodall, but Moore sounds better.

Whoever you support, DON"T FORGET TO GET OUT AND VOTE!

Actually, any one of my best friend's cats are "substantially brighter than W"...

(And, yes, GET OUT AND VOTE!)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:56 pm

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like for the individuals that voted for W. TWICE.

No I dont really.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:15 pm

Only 11% of the population believes that W is doing a good job. Imagine being in a room with 100 people and trying to figure out which 11 think that Bushy is a genius! Actually, it might be pretty easy to spot 'em!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:32 pm

Shambala wrote:Only 11% of the population believes that W is doing a good job. Imagine being in a room with 100 people and trying to figure out which 11 think that Bushy is a genius! Actually, it might be pretty easy to spot 'em!

Speaking of which, this comes to mind:

Undecided

by David Sedaris

October 27, 2008

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/10/ ... rentPage=1

I donâ€™t know that it was always this way, but, for as long as I can remember, just as we move into the final weeks of the Presidential campaign the focus shifts to the undecided voters. â€œWho are they?â€

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:45 pm

I know you have an abnormal obsession with Dr. Suzy goddamm Block, but do you seriously believe she has even the most infinitesimal microscopic chance of winning this election and becoming president? She has absolutely none. I'll even make you a very sizable wager. If she wins I'll give you my truck and camper and Land Yacht, and pay your way to Burning Man next year, tickets, fuel and all. If she loses, you can send me a Junior Mint.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:51 pm

Oh, she even knows she wont win, but she and I share the same philosophy on politics and religion.

Besides, what's wrong with me talking about her anyway?
I live and work with her. You dont write about people you are involved with?
Wait, you did that once. I understand why you dont do that anymore.

I'm not involved with Suzy in any way other than work. Just to make things clear.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:58 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:I know you have an abnormal obsession with Dr. Suzy goddamm Block, but do you seriously believe she has even the most infinitesimal microscopic chance of winning this election and becoming president? She has absolutely none. I'll even make you a very sizable wager. If she wins I'll give you my truck and camper and Land Yacht, and pay your way to Burning Man next year, tickets, fuel and all. If she loses, you can send me a Junior Mint.

You may be losing your yacht. I would have bet the farm that W would not be able to get a job as a greeter at Walmart. And then we (arguably) elected him President (TWICE!). Don't ever underestimate the stupidity of the American public.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:09 pm

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:10 pm

Shambala wrote: You may be losing your yacht. I would have bet the farm that W would not be able to get a job as a greeter at Walmart. And then we (arguably) elected him President (TWICE!). Don't ever underestimate the stupidity of the American public.

OK, wanna make a wager? I'll even throw in my real boat. If you lose, you can send me a bottle of Aha Toro tequila.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:12 pm

Actually it would be a hoot if by some act of nature or some freak accident or something she actually did win.

I would crack my side laughing and so would she.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:43 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Shambala wrote: You may be losing your yacht. I would have bet the farm that W would not be able to get a job as a greeter at Walmart. And then we (arguably) elected him President (TWICE!). Don't ever underestimate the stupidity of the American public.
OK, wanna make a wager? I'll even throw in my real boat. If you lose, you can send me a bottle of Aha Toro tequila.

Can I just mail you that box of Junior Mints and call it even. They're very refreshing!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:50 am

DVD:
Should we be worried about Captain Goddammit running Dr. Suzy Block down while she's jogging, with is real yacht?

Just pointing out a security threat you may have overlooked...........
as a candidate, she needs to be aware.........

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:54 am

Nah, she'll be fine. He'd most likely run into me first and ruin his yacht.
Besides, she jogs indoors. I know this place is big enough for a small car. maybe even a few but........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:28 am

Shambala wrote:Only 11% of the population believes that W is doing a good job. Imagine being in a room with 100 people and trying to figure out which 11 think that Bushy is a genius! Actually, it might be pretty easy to spot 'em!

They normally wear a T-shirt or hat pertaining to professional wrestling ot tractor pulls, and have a small puddle of drool on the floor.

By the way, Suzy is a Doctor, so she's smarter than us!

Post by **Sham** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:22 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Shambala wrote:Only 11% of the population believes that W is doing a good job. Imagine being in a room with 100 people and trying to figure out which 11 think that Bushy is a genius! Actually, it might be pretty easy to spot 'em!
They normally wear a T-shirt or hat pertaining to professional wrestling ot tractor pulls, and have a small puddle of drool on the floor.

By the way, Suzy is a Doctor, so she's smarter than us!

Suzy is a doctor? I wonder if she could help me with this burning sensation when I pee?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:28 pm

Nope!
She aint that kinda Doctor.

She's a sexologist. She can maybe help you with Peeing on people but not that.

And Just because one is a Dr. does not make one smart.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:29 pm

Meh!

It's buggin me so let me reiterate.
She is not an MD. she is a Yale PhD.
Yeah she could probably help you but so could anyone by just telling you to go see a Doctor.

Shit, had to post a disclaimer there.

See now that was funny.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:29 pm

Shambala wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
Shambala wrote:Only 11% of the population believes that W is doing a good job. Imagine being in a room with 100 people and trying to figure out which 11 think that Bushy is a genius! Actually, it might be pretty easy to spot 'em!
They normally wear a T-shirt or hat pertaining to professional wrestling ot tractor pulls, and have a small puddle of drool on the floor. :)

By the way, Suzy is a Doctor, so she's smarter than us!
Suzy is a doctor? I wonder if she could help me with this burning sensation when I pee?

I think she's a Ph.D. Maybe of sexology. Maybe she's the source of that burning sensation...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:46 am

ygmir wrote:DVD:
Should we be worried about Captain Goddammit running Dr. Suzy Block down while she's jogging, with is real yacht?

The real one? You mean President-Elect Block walks (or jogs) on water?
OK now I'm impressed!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:46 am

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:36 am

This is nothing more than something hydrogen peroxide and a wire brush would take care of!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:53 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
ygmir wrote:DVD:
Should we be worried about Captain Goddammit running Dr. Suzy Block down while she's jogging, with is real yacht?

The real one? You mean President-Elect Block walks (or jogs) on water?
OK now I'm impressed!

you got my subtle implication perfectly CG.....I was wondering if anyone would.......hahahaha

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:58 am

Shambala wrote:This is nothing more than something hydrogen peroxide and a wire brush would take care of!

I thought she was a chemistry professor.

No offense intended to our young men and women in tweed, bravely organizing lesson plans for our country....