Apparent mouse found baked into bun

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:20 am

So why is this so hard to prove? Are there bones or aren't there?

http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/sto ... dd3b1.html

(at least it's not a political story)

JK

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:27 am

Sorry sir, we mistakenly packaged the premium protein buns in the standard bun bags

Vegans are under nourished anyway

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:47 am

It's a Hallowe'en miracle!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:04 am

kind of like an eclair........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:05 pm

this beats the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwich and jesus pancakes ... those sold on ebay for only 15-20K, but this guy might be able to sue for a million or more! if they find the mouse bones, that is ... i also wonder why they can't find them...

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:47 pm

jkisha wrote:So why is this so hard to prove? Are there bones or aren't there?

http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/sto ... dd3b1.html

(at least it's not a political story)

JK

Bingo. They shouldn't pay off without forensic tests -- and bones. I mean scientists can find bones millions of years old and date them. This should be a no-brainer. Bones v. no bones. Mouse DNA v. no DNA. Duh.

I looked at that pic and said to myself, WTF???

VelcroChicken · Post by **VelcroChicken** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:58 am

Hey! That's the city I live in

-Runs to check his buns-

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:02 am

Course it's got bones in it. If you took out the bones it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:19 am

i always prefer the crunchy hot dog buns to the smooth ones.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:12 am

Where do you think they get food coloring?
http://www.boycottwatch.org/misc/fda-01.htm
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1549583

The fda calculates how many mice per year are allowed in a person's food.
Even vegans end up eating mousies.
So many pounds of cockroaches, mouse droppings and so on per year.
http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/dalbook.html

This looks interesting.
Miscellaneous complaint board.
I can't figure out the navigation though.
http://www.complaintsboard.com/bycompan ... v-a72.html

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:21 am

littleflower wrote:i always prefer the crunchy hot dog buns to the smooth ones.

I think it's a toss-up between the crunchy buns and the cottage cheese buns

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:49 pm

betrdanevr wrote:Mouse DNA v. no DNA. Duh.

I don't think you can get dna from a mouse that's been baked. Most proteins are not stable at cooking temperatures--in fact, that's what cooking's for, as I understand it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:51 pm

Could be worse. Could be Collegiate Assessor Kovalyov's nose.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:59 pm

Sail Man wrote:
littleflower wrote:i always prefer the crunchy hot dog buns to the smooth ones.
I think it's a toss-up between the crunchy buns and the cottage cheese buns

you, are clever............and discerning.........

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