Nudity an Nervousness

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:48 am

III wrote:from the nair page:

DO NOT USE ON HEAD OR FACE, AROUND EYES, IN NOSE, IN EARS, ON NIPPLES, PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS.

it doesn't mention anything about not using it to control anal tufts, though...

ouch

Dusza Beben · Post by **Dusza Beben** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:17 pm

III wrote:it doesn't mention anything about not using it to control anal tufts, though...

HEY! I was in a band called "ANAL TUFTS"... We were a tribute band for the butthole surfers!

DB

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:49 pm

Markov Chaney wrote:Reminds me of my preadolescent experimentation with Ben-Gay. That was an error I will never forget.

Speaking of preadolescent experimentation, try putting Icy Hot on your balls. The thoughts in my thirteen year old mind were something like, "...Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if...hmmm...that might feel real good....hmmm...I'm think I'm gonna try it..."

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I guess I thought some kind of mystical intensely pleasureable experience was going to happen. This vague sense of anticipation was quickly replaced by excruciating pain. I thought my nut sack was on fire. My balls were in hell. I was praying, "Dear God, if you put out the fire on my scrotum, I swear I'll never do anything this stupid again!"

I pretty sure I didn't keep my end of the deal though, mostly by doing other even more stupid things (that might make an interesting new thread "Whats the most stupidest thing you've ever done?"). Although I later managed to exceed this relatively high plateau of stupidity, I must admit, I never put harsh chemicals on my balls again.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:55 pm

I swear I'll never do anything this stupid again

I bet a fair number of us have found ourselves making this kind of promise...

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:01 pm

I think last weekend was the last time I made myself that promise. ......

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:57 am

The only promise of that nature that I've been able to honor is,"I'll never solder nude again."

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:07 am

robotland wrote:The only promise of that nature that I've been able to honor is,"I'll never solder nude again."

At first read, it looked like you were never going to SOLDIER nude again. I thought, "Man, those army guys do some whacked out shit! Hooda thunkit, nekkid soldiering." Then at second read, "Oh my Gawd! Molten metal on nekkid flesh!" Cringe...shudder...ouch...pain!

Markov Chaney · Post by **Markov Chaney** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:27 am

Beats Icy-Hot don't it?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:44 am

I won't draw you a map to where I've got an artificial freckle, now. Boy, you shoulda seen me dance!

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:35 pm

"Oh, you make me wanna SHOUT!

Kick my heels up and SHOUT!

Throw my hands up and SHOUT!

Come on now..."

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:52 pm

Markov Chaney wrote:Beats Icy-Hot don't it?

I'm not sure which would be worse. All I know is...I sure as hell don't want any more burning chemicals on my scrotum ever again. This is a motto I have tried to live by ever since this foray into the absurdly stoopid.

Oh, by the way, if any of you guys recognize me out on the playa, come on over and say "Hi!", but I hope nobody comes up to me and says, "Hey, aren't you the jackass that put Icy Hot on his balls? Boy, you sure are a dumbass!" I already know this, but just don't necessarily want to be reminded of it. Thanks!

Zephryus wrote: "Oh, you make me wanna SHOUT!
Kick my heels up and SHOUT!
Throw my hands up and SHOUT!
Come on now..."

GATOR!

[Everybody gets down on floor and writhes]

Markov Chaney · Post by **Markov Chaney** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:36 pm

RingO'Fire wrote: Oh, by the way, if any of you guys recognize me out on the playa, come on over and say "Hi!", but I hope nobody comes up to me and says, "Hey, aren't you the jackass that put Icy Hot on his balls? Boy, you sure are a dumbass!" I already know this, but just don't necessarily want to be reminded of it. Thanks!

I'll be sure to ask just that, and you can reply in kind.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:23 pm

BallsO'Fire wrote:Oh, by the way, if any of you guys recognize me out on the playa, come on over and say "Hi!", but I hope nobody comes up to me and says, "Hey, aren't you the jackass that put Icy Hot on his balls? Boy, you sure are a dumbass!" I already know this, but just don't necessarily want to be reminded of it. Thanks!

... must ... bite ... tongue......

Ah fuckit

Hey dumbass - just don't smack me upside the head with your stupid stick

.................especially if it's covered in Icy Hot!

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:12 pm

Dumbass...

"Never give you're enemy bullets."

repeatedly,
mr smith

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:48 am

Har har har! LOL (literally).

[Putting right hand over heart, raising left hand]
"I promise I will keep my Stupid Stick and Icy Hot (and my Ugly Stick as well) all at home and will not, under any circumstances, bring them with me to the playa."

I have a wish too, a dream if you will. I know this dream is akin to wishing for all the people of the earth to hold hands in a circle of love and sing the theme song from that famous hillside Coke commercial of the seventies ("I'd like to sing the world a song, in perfect harmony. I'd to give the world a Coke, and keep them company..."). I dream that all the other burners of the Earth will also keep their very own stupid sticks at home too. In the immortal words of John Lennon, "...you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..."

I also dream that all those people out on the playa who have been whacked upside the head with the Ugly Stick will keep their pants on...or at least wear a mask or something.

Troy Van Berry · Post by **Troy Van Berry** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:26 am

Well the answer seems obvious here RingO'Fire, you must create the "Icy Hot Balls and other Parts Themecamp" and offer this service to the fine citizens of BRC. I'm quite sure that each time you get a willing participant your lingering pain will subside just a little more!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:34 pm

I LOVE it! I like this idea better than my idea for a "Brazilian Bikini Wax" theme camp.

"Icy Hot Balls" kinda sounds a little alluring, as long as people don't make the connection between Icy Hot, the muscle relaxer/pain reducer shit, and their actual balls. Maybe we could blindfold the unsuspecting "customers" (victims?) before we give them their "treat." We could quickly apply the treatment and then rip off the blindfold to reveal, voila! Icy Hot!

About that time, their balls should start heating up to about the melting point. It would be great if we could them offer to "sell" them an antidote at that point, but since buying & selling are verboten on the playa, maybe could make some bitchin' barter deals with the guys whose balls are on fire. Ah yes, I can see it now....."Hey man, what would you give in trade if I could make your scrotum stop burning right now? Sorry, that's not good enough. Can't you do any better?"

The only drawback I see is that some experimentation will be required to identify the actual antidote to Icy Hot on the balls. As previously stated, my days of experimentation in this department are over. Volunteers, anyone?

emanonx · Post by **emanonx** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:11 pm

baby wipes work but you can still feel a little tingle, holding an ice cube on the icy hot area will take away the burning sensation but only until the ice melts and that's awfully cold to hold there for a long period of time :)

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:24 pm

emanonx wrote:baby wipes work but you can still feel a little tingle, holding an ice cube on the icy hot area will take away the burning sensation but only until the ice melts and that's awfully cold to hold there for a long period of time :)

Could it be...no, it can't be...I'm not the only one ever to have done this?

emanonx, just out of curiosity, how did you come to acquire this arcane knowledge of "the antidote?"

emanonx · Post by **emanonx** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:32 pm

perhaps the answer is better left a mystery :)

if the icy hot balls camp ever became reality i would so be there!

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:37 pm

Aren't baby wipes the answer to everything?

III · Post by **III** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:55 pm

just make sure that your stepmom isn't around when you try it.

http://www.pieo.com/videos/clips/icyhot.wmv

rallyncburn · Post by **rallyncburn** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:51 pm

III wrote:http://www.pieo.com/videos/clips/icyhot.wmv

Nice. Thanks for the link.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:52 pm

III wrote:just make sure that your stepmom isn't around when you try it.

http://www.pieo.com/videos/clips/icyhot.wmv

maybe this one should have gone under the "Youthful Indescretions" thread.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:18 pm

RingO'Fire wrote:Could it be...no, it can't be...I'm not the only one ever to have done this?

Correction, I should have said, "...Markov Cheney and I aren't the only ones ever to have done this?" It now appears that there are at least three of us in the same boat. Great minds think alike, or something like that.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:07 pm

Great minds think alike, or something like that.

So do twisted ones...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:39 am

great thinks mind alike

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:55 pm

RingO'Fire wrote: Great minds think alike, or something like that.

Now what's that line about FOOLS?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:23 pm

[quote="juanicohealNow what's that line about FOOLS?[/quote]

"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." - Alexander Pope

I'm not sure any angels ever put Icy Hot on their balls (if they have balls), maybe it was because they were a'feared to tread there. Not me though! I rushed right in. Hmmm...wait a minute...that would make me...aw dang it! I kinda like ol' Alexander Pope though, he appears to have been one pretty smart fella. Check this out,

"A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday." - Alexander Pope

I don't necessarily know that I'm any wiser today than I was yesterday, but I sure as hell know I don't ever want any Icy Hot on my balls again.

just make sure that your stepmom isn't around when you try it.
http://www.pieo.com/videos/clips/icyhot.wmv

I just watched this clip. Excellent! At least I didn't film myself writhing around with "Great Balls O' Fire!" Goodness gracious!

CrimsonHaze · Post by **CrimsonHaze** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:53 pm

Alright Dammit, time for the female to jump in here.
First off, I think the count is now up to four on the IcyHot subject. I had an experience with it as well. Sadly though, gentlemen, it was not a intentional experiment. I was putting some on my shoulder because it had been hurting like a bitch for days. I was sitting in my underclothing, getting ready for work. So, after applying it, I absent-mindedly scratched an itch in my female region. Big mistake! Though I was wearing panties... suddenly...a burning sensation... not so bad at first. But, heaven help me, I was soon feeling as though my female region was on fire. But, as we all know, this would not be a good excuse to give your boss for being late. So I painfully finished getting ready and hopped in the car with my mother. About halfway to work the Icy part kicked in. Not unpleasant, but awfully weird. And not being completely free from any intentional dumbass points, I told my mother about it. And she told my Aunt and Sister. My mother still rags me about that!
So, rest assured guys! This embaressment does stretch to the other gender.

BTW, anyone tried using horrible, burning chemicals like, say nair? It seems a slightly less violent solution to me.

On that note, from personal intentional experiment experience, DO NOT use nair on your genitals. My best friend and I found this out during a girly sleep over. We were experimenting with a bunch of makeover things in an attempt to be 'normal' teenage girls and this did seem to be a less violent solution.

NAIR IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Nudity an Nervousness

Ok Yeah....

I smell a Themecamp