The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:50 am

pouring, with a grin, for LF.....

of course, the magic is in the making....................

now, for the "or something", I guess that depends on your tastes, and, the swizzle stick..........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:50 am

ygmir wrote:pouring.........

Cream, sugar, chocolate, cinnamon?......

Don't know which is better the smell or the taste???

YES,,,, YUM,,,,,

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:52 am

and,
being who you are, you, sir, may have both..........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:03 am

Mmmm,
Thank You
Going to sit for a few minutes and just ENJOY this.

Before going out to play in the rain.

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:32 am

*walking up to The Bar*

sniff sniff Hmmm, ashes?

*begins looking around, soon finds fire remains, empty bottles and left over wood*

Figures I'd be too beat to hang out at The Bar the night they have a fire. Sigh.

*for no real reason kind of kicks the charred remains*

Hmm.......coals.......

*soon has a small pile of tinder, twigs, and a few pieces of wood, sets them up appropriately and flicks one of the coals into the tinder with a small stick*

pffff.......pfffffffff........click.......snap...cracklecracklecrackle

There now for something to drink

*enters The Bar rummageing in coat, pauses after going through door, looks back confused, dawning comprehension*

Ah, right, got it.

*continues rummaging while continuing to the bar*

Ah ha!

*pulls out a drinking horn, props it up and begins looking around soon finding a nicely aged bottle of mead, fills horn, takes a few swallows and refills*

Well folks, I couldn't resist, anyone want to help me burn off the rest of this wood out here?

*grabs a folding lawn chair, the bottle and horn, and heads out the door*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:59 am

*runs in house, gets driking horn from mantle, teleports back to bar*

I'll join you.....nuthin a Nordic Pagan likes better than drinking mead from a horn by a fire.................well, almost nuthin'..........

Got any lamb for lunchtime shish-kebabs?..........

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:42 pm

*snaps fingers in frustration*

Granted I didn't head over here exactly planning on starting and drinking mead by a fire so lamb wasn't exactly on my mind.

*looks at the now empty horn, grabs the bottle, realizes it too is empty*

It would seem that I have encounter an "Irish wasteland"

*grabs a few more empty bottles and heads for the bar*
*returns some moments later carrying a couple more bottles kebab sticks and a container of meat*

Well lookie what I found in the fridge in the back.

*places the container labeled "lamb" and dated well within reason between the two chairs, hands a bottle and kebab stick to Ygmir sits down and begins making a lamb-kebab*

It would seem that if you ask The Bar shall provide.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:52 pm

*wearing valkyrie hat and faux reindeer coat*

hello boys ... like some strawberries and akvavit?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:54 pm

Jet Set wrote:*snaps fingers in frustration*

Granted I didn't head over here exactly planning on starting and drinking mead by a fire so lamb wasn't exactly on my mind.

*looks at the now empty horn, grabs the bottle, realizes it too is empty*

It would seem that I have encounter an "Irish wasteland"

*grabs a few more empty bottles and heads for the bar*
*returns some moments later carrying a couple more bottles kebab sticks and a container of meat*

Well lookie what I found in the fridge in the back.

*places the container labeled "lamb" and dated well within reason between the two chairs, hands a bottle and kebab stick to Ygmir sits down and begins making a lamb-kebab*

It would seem that if you ask The Bar shall provide.

you're my hero......

"yes, and so, he asked the Bar, and, the Bar did provide....and yay, he did ask for lamb, as sustenance, (not a date), and, again, the Bar did provide"......

"all hail, the mighty Bar, blessed be, the Bar,. The Bar is good, the Bar is grand"

*all worshipers now hopping on one foot, humming the Oscar Meyer Weiner song" which, in reality, is the beckoning song of the Bar*

Ah,
a horn of mead and sizzling lamb, with mushrooms, on a stick....can it get better?

*Oscar Meyer Wiener song (OMWS) in the background, hundreds of the faithful prostrate on the ground, humming*.......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:57 pm

Jet Set wrote:*snaps fingers in frustration*

drinking mead by a fire so lamb wasn't exactly on my mind.

*.

How could this be?.....

Hail LF,
Ah, strawberries and Akavit......a potent combo.........
please, sit, and share our bounty, although, I speak not for the supplier, Jet Set, nor, for the Holy Bar........

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:45 pm

*grabs another chair and pulls it over*

Yes, by all means eat, drink, and be merry, for this is The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:34 pm

and, the Bar is good.......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:32 am

*walks in, starts coffee, puts "Planet of the Apes" video in VCR *

Ahh, escapism...........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:47 am

who put their nasty half eaten banana peel in my coffee cup?!?!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:12 am

make sure that's a banana peel, Pinemom......lots of things can look like that in the dark.............egad......

lets just wash it and pour your coffee in a stein............

cream, sugar, chocolate, cinnamon?...........

And,
we give thanks, to the omnipotent Bar............

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:15 am

actually ...Im starting to feel funny....I'll just use it as a tea bag...they are still concidered hallucingins right?

that is after I puke first right?

This Bar....is the Best thread ever.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:31 am

well,
puke away, if you feel the need.........*slides spitoon over*
I'll get your tea started.......

The Bar is the best........

*crowd starts humming Oscar Meyer Weiner song*

the Bar is good, all hail, the Bar...........

*turns to watch Zera and Cornelius talking with Taylor*

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:10 pm

Nooooooo.......
I can't be up and awake now.
Need more sleep....
Grrrrrr.

Making turkish coffee.
Stir in sugar and Honey
Spoon dissolves.

JUST RIGHT.
Pour another 6 to go.

Any one else for caffeine and sugar?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:16 pm

yummmmmm
caffeine and sugar

Actually, I am trying to wean myself off the damn Halloween candy.
I had fruit today. So far. eek!

Is it beer thirty?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Not till Thursday, unless shit gets fucked up in our plant shut down.
but that would never happen.

then who knows when.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:28 pm

This was number 13! Don't you know that this thread falling to the 2nd page is a sign of the Apokalypse? Focus, people. I want to die of food poisoning, not in a rain of blood!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:35 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:33 am

Never let the Bar FALL down the discussion thread options! for this is the greatest bar...or at least one thats....One, FREE! Two, has the best bar flys, Three, will always be here and OPEN when you need a friend to drink with!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:59 am

pinemom wrote:Never let the Bar FALL down the discussion thread options! for this is the greatest bar...or at least one thats....One, FREE! Two, has the best bar flys, Three, will always be here and OPEN when you need a friend to drink with!

Well said, PM.

yes,
the Bar is free,
the fly's here are wonderful, at the Bar,
the Bar is welcoming, and warm, and full of friends.
*OMW song starts, again*....

the Bar is all, all is the Bar,
We are one with the Bar, in the Bar.......

*ok, turns switch behind ear off* (Star Trek analogy : removed "device of obedience" from neck, ala: Landru)

Anyone for coffee?........
Kook aid?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:48 am

ygmir wrote:Anyone for coffee?........
Kook aid?

kook aid? i have to try some of that! will it make us even kookier? or de-kook us? hopefully not the latter...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:30 pm

doing my part.

BUMP

come on eyes focus.....

need coffee food and some day sleep.

mnnnnn coffee.......

in two days I drink.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:58 pm

Must be time for a beer.

VelcroChicken · Post by **VelcroChicken** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:33 pm

One non-alcoholic beverage please.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:43 pm

VelcroChicken wrote:One non-alcoholic beverage please.

do you mean a beverage for a lush in denial,
or, a beverage without booze?.........

VelcroChicken · Post by **VelcroChicken** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:47 pm

ygmir wrote:
VelcroChicken wrote:One non-alcoholic beverage please.
do you mean a beverage for a lush in denial,
or, a beverage without booze?.........

The former, thanks.