The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:16 pm

very well, then.
Lushes are welcome, as are all, at, the Bar.......the Bar is open, the Bar is good.......
Come, sit, relax.........

a "Bat Juice" perhaps?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:22 am

*walking silently into the bar, build fire in fireplace, grinding coffee,
heating water, lets fire up the espresso machine......*

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:34 am

My standard winter breakfast: brown-sugar flavor instant oatmeal in the microwave. Coffee not until I arrive at work - that insures a hasty arrival!

That means I gotta get the hell outta here!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:37 am

I got water hot here Cap'n........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:54 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:25 am

oh my..................

isn't she backwards, though..........hahahaha

Coffee PM?...........

I ordered 6 gallons of Everclear, 190 proof.........
now, to start studying absinthe making.............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:28 am

*looking around, seems no one's here lately*
I"m hoping my coffee hasn't scared them all off.........

*makes some tea, builds a fire, and, sits in the back booth*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:48 am

Morn' Ygmir...I'll have a cup o tea with ya...

::pokes fire, throws in a dutch oven packed with bacon::

I think I may get a head start on some X'upmyass shoppin' today?
Im thinking I'd really like to be done early, and not do that last minute crazy crunch.

But might get some good deals concidering all the commerse is shaking in their boots for lack of shoppers.

Well, Kid is just not wanting to play the get up for school game today. She got head slammed a couple times at Wrestling yesturday...and appears to have gotten a small concusion.
Im trying to be supportive...Only girl on the team....But I dont know if I wanna 15 yr old Mahamad Ali for a kid either.

How that saying go again...what doesnt kill us makes us stronger????I dont think mom's believe that about their children...just ourselves!!! hahaa
I know...double edged sword eh?

Good day to everyone!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:56 am

wow, wrestlin'...........I had friends in that sport, it can be hard on the old noggin.........be careful with her..........
I tell my daughter, regarding sports, "have fun, but, realize hardly anyone makes their living at it".............just for perspective........

Yule shopping.........I've trained almost everyone in my life, that, I reject the commercialism for the most part, so, don't expect a gift, or, much of one.......I except kids from that, though.........I love to see 'em smile.......

*pours hot water*

What sort of tea? *slides a basket of assorted tea*

Honey, (not darling)?
milk?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:16 am

Sweet n spicey please...with Honey..thank you!

I think I'd even like a nice warm shot of Yukon jack too please...The cold is gone now...just damn chest congestion is gonna grow roots and try to hang out for awhile....NOT!

Yup, we have 4 kids between Titwi and I.
I usually make homeade cookies, candy, fudgey type snack in baskets for adult family. More of a personal touch I think.

Think this yr I shall try to make up some homemade OVEN MITTS! hahhaa
Well thank you for the tea Ygmir...must try and wake up so more....
Have great day everyone!

WEEEEE~

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:55 am

good morning! can you make a tea latte, yg?

homemade oven mitts ... that's sweet, pinemom! i usually make cookies for my neighbors ... maybe some caramels ... i've been insanely busy at work during christmas season for years, this year no job ... hooray! i love christmas.

the best part will be my sister's gingerbread house party ... this year we are making 9 houses, with candy windows and everything ... the neighbor's kids get to decorate them, and take their house home ... it's the cutest damn thing, watching them all decorate. what fun!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:40 am

HI LF.
tea latte? I'm not familair.........
Cream?.........

Gingerbread house decorating, I bet that is fun to watch........good for you for making memories for kids.

and, for Pinemom:

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:43 am

black tea latte coming right up:

or in case you prefer green tea:

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:55 am

MMMMmmmmMMmMm! thanks, artemis ... those are almost too pretty to drink!

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:07 am

ygmir wrote:*runs in house, gets driking horn from mantle, teleports back to bar*

I'll join you.....nuthin a Nordic Pagan likes better than drinking mead from a horn by a fire.................well, almost nuthin'..........

Got any lamb for lunchtime shish-kebabs?..........

*comes in carrying a log that someone of such small stature shouldn't be able to manage (I sure do love my e-back, I can do stupid shit like this and not end up crippled for a week) carefully gets it into the fire place so as to not knock coals and embers out into the room*

So, YG, a Nordic Pagan and a Roman Catholic sat in front of a fire drinking mead and eating lamb-kebabs. Is that what you would call one of life's ironic twists or what?

ygmir wrote:*Oscar Meyer Wiener song (OMWS) in the background, hundreds of the faithful prostrate on the ground, humming*.......

Oh dear, it would seem I've started a cult following. Well, as long as there's no Kool Aid involved I guess it'll be all right.

ygmir wrote:Anyone for coffee?........
Kook aid?

Ummmm........I think I need a drink now. Can anyone suggest a good Scotch? One of my other drinking heritages wants out today.

ygmir wrote:I reject the commercialism for the most part

I quite agree. This year I've been lucky in avoiding all that crap (probably cause I don't go anywhere). If I had my way anything associated with x-mas wouldn't be allowed until after Thanksgiving and songs wouldn't be allowed on the radio until the 1st of Dec.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:23 am

Jet Set wrote: Ummmm........I think I need a drink now. Can anyone suggest a good Scotch? One of my other drinking heritages wants out today.

*pours a healthy three fingers of Famous Grouse for Jet Set*

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:04 pm

Your hospitality is greatly appreciated there mojo

*takes the drink and enjoys it in a comfy chair in front of the fire*

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:28 pm

*Hmmmmm...... I wonder if the automatic banjo box can do bagpipes?*

*Carefully slides a bottle of very old fine single malt, wrapped in a Black Watch kilt under the banjo box*

Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:43 pm

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Hmmm, whada ya know, it works

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:24 pm

Jet Set wrote: So, YG, a Nordic Pagan and a Roman Catholic sat in front of a fire drinking mead and eating lamb-kebabs. Is that what you would call one of life's ironic twists or what?

ygmir wrote:*Oscar Meyer Wiener song (OMWS) in the background, hundreds of the faithful prostrate on the ground, humming*.......
Oh dear, it would seem I've started a cult following. Well, as long as there's no Kool Aid involved I guess it'll be all right.

I'd call us sitting at a fire drinking mead and eating lamb pure enjoyment......and, as it should be.............

And yes you have created a cult following now. Since Landru died, "we of the body" have been looking for a new leader...........

"(OMW song raising in volume)
We are of the Bar, the Bar is good, the Bar is all, The Bar, is love........"

see you bring it up, and, they get all excited..........look at the little buggers walking around flagellating themselves with linguine.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:30 pm

*checking out the boys, wondering what they have on under those kilts*

i don't know, a bit of bagpipe is about as much flagellation as i can handle at one time ...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:35 pm

perhaps, LF, a round of "oral flagellation" would be in order, just to put your "mind right".............and, what's under our kilts is our business.........
of course, if you'd like to be a partner...........some "insider trading" might be in order.................ah, the random double entendre........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:45 pm

Sits by the fire sips some Kelt Cognac XO

Dark, deep, brown, tawny. Vicious, smooth, full, round. Violet, nutmeg, dates. Strong oak flavors, rich and complex.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:48 pm

HI Mozy,
is the cognac to share?............pal.........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:56 pm

Flips bottle to ygmir~ as the fire flares up throwing sparks a flames high into the air~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:40 pm

double post, sorry

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:41 pm

*makes spectacular one handed catch, just out of the flames*

*Pulls cork out with teeth, takes big swig*

tanks, pal..........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:45 pm

The Sky is Falling, the Sky is Falling!

wait, that's not it.

The Thread is Falling, the Thread is Falling!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:12 pm

quick!!
everyone do something to make Fishy happy.........

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:29 pm

pinemom wrote:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!~

In a hurry ..ill have one of those to go please