Those who have actually attended burning man

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:54 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I don't participate.

I'm a drain on the entire event.

Heyyyyyy, I thought you said it wasn't real??

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay everyone. We cannot keep up this cruel charade.

Burningman is the biggest faked event since the Moon landing.

I don't even leave my house. HOurs of Skype conferences making up and rehearsing our stories. Nobody builds those mvs, we just photoshop them. And I tell you, next year I hope I draw the "meet a cutie and have mad passionate empty sex" card for a change.

Unless.....Unless....it only exists in Second Life. Nahhhhhhhh, it couldn't, could it? Why that would mean my summer vacation was just an illusion. Damn! That was some good acid!

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:48 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I don't participate.

I'm a drain on the entire event.

you are inspiration

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:29 pm

wedeliver wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I don't participate.

I'm a drain on the entire event.

you are inspiration

See, a drain on the entire event. I go counter-clockwise as I suck down the counter culture, sending it into the earth's plumbing.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:29 pm

I'm still trying to decide if I am a figment of someone else's imagination or not... ...if so, that person desperately needs counseling!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:10 am

theCryptofishist wrote:See, a drain on the entire event. I go counter-clockwise as I suck down the counter culture, sending it into the earth's plumbing.

Well, as long as it passes through your body first, I spose it's alright

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:40 am

theCryptofishist wrote:See, a drain on the entire event. I go counter-clockwise as I suck down the counter culture, sending it into the earth's plumbing.

At least you remembered to flush!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:22 pm

BAS wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:See, a drain on the entire event. I go counter-clockwise as I suck down the counter culture, sending it into the earth's plumbing.
At least you remembered to flush!

Yeah, I'm a huge waster of water.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:19 pm

Speaking as someone who has to, at least occasionally, clean the toilets, I prefer the flushed variety to the unflushed. (I suppose it is too much to hope that the noro-virus has left the campus during my days off...)

For the last couple years my contribution to the event has been to stay home. Maybe next time I go, I will gift everyone the flu...

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:47 am

DVD Burner wrote:4 years.
Ok so I have not been as many times as most on eplaya.

:lol:

Last time this discussion came up in 2006 after the event you hadn't attended.

and yet you squeezed in 4 since that time?

Your socks don't count!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:53 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:4 years.
Ok so I have not been as many times as most on eplaya.

Last time this discussion came up in 2006 after the event you hadn't attended.

and yet you squeezed in 4 since that time?

Your socks don't count!

Careful, your track record for being correct is not the most accurate.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:22 am

Yes, and I really have to question anyone who names himself after not just one, but TWO gods for his moniker on a BurningMan bbs...

Narcissism? Egoiste? or Nouveau Riche?

AIIZ, i suggest you tone down the meds a bit, the serotonin levels seem a tad too high,so feel free to stop by for a neural adjustment, we can do the non-invasive electronic thing now, you wont even feel it.

how's that for participating?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:31 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:we can do the non-invasive electronic thing now, you wont even feel it.

Woo Hoo!!!

I'll go warm up my Lifepack 12 now

Should we start with 200 joules, or just go straight to 360? We can skip the pre-medication as well

sillyjordan · Post by **sillyjordan** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:29 am

Burner. Participant. Citizen.

No need to fish for approval. After all, I am but a spectator (noob) on le catty eplaya.

But it must be said, I was stoked for a moment when I thought that Waldo had gone gangstAr. Poo on ye who spoiled it.

Karlene · Post by **Karlene** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:16 pm

This was my 8th year.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:19 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Yes, and I really have to question anyone who names himself after not just one, but TWO gods for his moniker on a BurningMan bbs...

Narcissism? Egoiste? or Nouveau Riche?

AIIZ, i suggest you tone down the meds a bit, the serotonin levels seem a tad too high,so feel free to stop by for a neural adjustment, we can do the non-invasive electronic thing now, you wont even feel it.

how's that for participating?

Where's my X- Frat Boy?

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:30 pm

â™« â™ª
My dog's burnier than your dog,
my dog's burnier than yours.
My dog's burnier 'cause he eats Kennel Ration.
My dog's burnier than yours. â™ª â™«

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:56 pm

Yeah, but the truly burny dogs belong to DPW and eat hippie.

Damn, I almost used DMV instead. That[/] would have been social suicide.