UnAmerican Ma'am Mall.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:39 am

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Featuring the finest in Soy & Hemp Based Products, The UnAmerican Ma'am Mall is Located in Eugene, next to the Organic Vaginal Itch & Toothpaste company, GynaLubaMint.

Other notable additions to enhance your fair trade shopping experience are the Cetacean Holistic Sex Toy Store, for whales, and whalers alike, as well as the handy and ever trendy Haus of BirkenStockenOW!

Mark Arbite Frey, co-founder and head designer for the shoe company said he was inspired by the stories of his grandfather, a Concentration camp survivor, and master Tailor.

"he taught me how to use the skins to their fullest...I also make lampshades on the side"

the mall will be extending it's hours to accommodate the fact that most stoners take at least twice as long to get anywhere they are going, and also to allow the local street dealers to re-up on their nickel bag supply.

UnAmerican Ma'am Mall is a place where pseudo-hippy mom volvo drivin' trustafarian types can hang out, do a little latte, purchase their necessities in a kinda hip, non threatening environment and still feel ok about the fact that they are wildly rich in comparison to their distant relatives, and precursor, the actual hippy.

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:42 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:...I also make lampshades on the side"

Did Ilse shop there?

JK

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:16 am

weeeeeeeee !! a new mall !!! Like" I'm going to call all my best girl friends and like" go there for lunch and shopping!!! How big are those dildos??

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:35 pm

Boijoy wrote:weeeeeeeee !! How big are those dildos??

Hey Boijoy, this is America, don't worry, we can supersize it for you

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote: Other notable additions to enhance your fair trade shopping experience are the Cetacean Holistic Sex Toy Store, for whales, and whalers alike, as well as the handy and ever trendy Haus of BirkenStockenOW!

Oh good. I've been looking for a whale penis bone dildo for-fuckin-ever.

bmad · Post by **bmad** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:03 pm

[quote="theCryptofishist"][quote="Simon of the Playa"]
Other notable additions to enhance your fair trade shopping experience are the Cetacean Holistic Sex Toy Store, for whales, and whalers alike, as well as the handy and ever trendy Haus of BirkenStockenOW! [/quote]Oh good. I've been looking for a whale penis bone dildo for-fuckin-ever.[/quote]

I have a friend show me her glow in the dark octopus tenticle dildo once... very odd.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:30 pm

uh hu.. and THEN what happened??

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:32 pm

lol .. i was just going to ask that, boijoi!

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:33 pm

perverts!

JK

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:35 pm

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:36 pm

is the guy whos been jacking off for three months calling US perverts??

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:37 pm

i think it's been a little longer than 3 months ...

Daddy-O · Post by **Daddy-O** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:31 am

Take the blue pill grasshopper. It will give you more where it is needed.

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